New Game - Wishes

[Disneyland1084]

Granted, but 10 other people win also which leaves you with next to nothing.

I wish I was at Disneyland right now.

 

[We Want The Redhead]

Granted, but you slip and fall and twist your ankle


I wish I never had to cook again

 

[Ritz]

Granted but you end up with scurvy from a diet of cold cereal all the time.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but it's olive green w/ whitewall tires and you never seem to have enough room inside for all of your stuff.

I wish I knew how to sew.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now you have headaches from the constant sewing projects friends and family would like for you do.


I wish my kids would put themselves to bed at 8 pm.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but since they put themselves to bed, they sneak a bunch of candy and are so full of sugar they can't sleep


I wish my computer were faster

 

[CheeseNips]

granted. but it's so fast you cant keep up and go crazy





I wish my family would BE QUIET!!!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

granted they are QUIET for a whole 3 minutes!!!



I wish I could take a nice hot bubble bath and read my favorite novel with no interruptions

 

[Ritz]

granted but the only bubbles left are "wild watermelon" and your favorite book is a "for better or for worse" comic strip


I wish I could get my hair cut right NOW.

 

[CheeseNips]

Granted! But it's a Dorothy Hamill




I wish I could have the hair on my legs permanently removed!

 

[babynurse1]

granted but your body tries to compensate for the lack of hair on your legs, and now your back looks like a wool sweater.



I wish I could visit Australia

 

[Ritz]

Granted but the only flight available is "cargo class" and you spend 17 hours with a bunch of airsick pets.

I wish I could do magic tricks.

 

[CheeseNips]

granted but you are unable to make anything re-appear!






I wish my shoe size were smaller!

 

[babynurse1]

granted but for every shoe size you lose you gain a size in your jeans.


I wish I wasn't starting to get sleepy.

 

[Ritz]

Granted. Now you are already sleepy!

I wish all my chores were done.

 

[babynurse1]

granted and now you think you have all this free time to dis, but your computer crashes.


I wish I didn't have to teach childbirth class tonight. (just ain't feelin' it today)

 

[Ritz]

Granted. Now you need to teach a pregnancy prevention class tonight instead


I wish I could eat what I wanted without gaining weight.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now everything you drink makes you gain even more weight.


I wish I had more time to stay and play.


p.s. I don't think the majority of the snack crackers are ideal candidates to teach a pregnancy PREVENTION class

 

[Ritz]

Granted... but now your power is out.

I wish my kids didn't want snacks all the time.

(sidenote: What you trying to say BabyN? For most of my life I haven't been pregnant!)

 

[babynurse1]

granted they want 5 course meals instead


I wish I could stop doing drive bys and actually sit and dis for more than 5 minutes.



(I just meant there seems to be lots of little snack crackers running around.lol)