Need help with invitation wording for 40th birthday

[disneydreamersx4]

Update: Found wording!! "Lots of candles on the cake, He's over the hill for goodness sake, Please join us to celebrate Frank's 40th Birthday"

DH is turning the big 4-0!! I would like to really heap on the you're old jokes. I can't think of any wording for the invitation, can you help please?
At the party, I will have a table with adult diapers and prune juice LOL

 

[I Love Pluto]

No offense intended - but - when did 40 become old???????

 

[Disney Doll]

I always thought 40 was old...until I turned it.
I can remember being a 20-something and if I was in a club with my friends and a 40-ish guy approached, it was like "Ewww....he's old enough to be my father!!!!!".

OP...how about

Lordy, Lordy!
Look who's 40!

 

[AKL_Megs]

I always thought 40 was old...until I turned it.
I can remember being a 20-something and if I was in a club with my friends and a 40-ish guy approached, it was like "Ewww....he's old enough to be my father!!!!!".

OP...how about

Lordy, Lordy!
Look who's 40!

I like that!!!

And as a 26-year-old, I DO NOT think 40 is old... they say it's the new 30... whatever that means!

 

[disneydreamersx4]

It's just for a joke, people LOL