Name the worst ring tone to go off in church

[wannaheadsouth]

Shout at the Devil - Motley Crue

 

[diamondpixienc]

Nelly- "Hot In Here"

 

[Darcy03231]

The Stroke - Billy Squire

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Don't Fear The Reaper - B.O.C.




Bonus points if you can make out the cowbell

 

[Sparkly]

"I'm H***y '98", the song I always used to think was singing happy instead of..um..well.

Or death metal.

 

[kimblebee]

I smell sex and candy.

 

[PanamaMike]

Having recently seen The Book Of Mormon, my choice is "Hasa Diga Eebowai".

 

[DarthKTrava]

The Stroke - Billy Squire

"Strokin'" by Clarence Carter

 

[Pig Pen]

I am a secretary to a group of ministers. During a staff meeting our manager's cell phone went off and the ringtone was Tubular Bells (theme song for The Exorcist).

We all looked at each other in shock...then one of the other ministers cried out, "I'm scared!" We all burst out laughing but our manager was clueless.

She had never seen The Exorcist and didn't know the theme song. She just picked it because she thought it sounded "nice."

 

[Sgt Mickey]

The Number of the Beast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHe6FMs46o

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

I wasn't AT church thankfully, but I was embarrassed a couple years ago. I was out w/my mom's church lady friends at a breakfast thing, and I happened to have "If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears go off. They looked at me kind of funny.

I have never used that ringtone again.

 

[snoodledoo]

Personal Jesus (Depeche Mode)

 

[MickeySP]

At a funeral for a friend who shared my love of Monty Python & would have thought it was hilarious. Not so much a song but...

Bring Out Your Dead - Monty Python

 

[disneyjunkie]

Anaconda
Candy Licker