My dilemma

[badblackpug]

BTW... if you knit your pet hamster a tiny little vest he will count as a service animal and you can get a GAC so you don't have to wait in line.

 

[FireDancer]

Are you going to stop in Jersey on the way down and insist on pumping your own gas?

I've never thought about bringing a crockpot. I just cook dinner on the iron that's provided in the room. Nothing like a warm grilled cheese straight off the iron.

I hope you plan on cooking a side dish in the coffee maker. You need a well rounded meal of Grilled Cheese and Ramen to get you through the day from rope drop to evening extra magic hours with your micromanaged touring plan (complete with predetermined bathroom times).

 

[jdb in AZ]

I've never thought about bringing a crockpot. I just cook dinner on the iron that's provided in the room. Nothing like a warm grilled cheese straight off the iron.

If you're on a long bus ride back to your hotel (since the monorail stopped running long before you did) just ask the driver if you can put a snack on the bus radiator to heat it up so it will be ready by the time you get off the bus. He should be willing to do it even if you don't tip him, since Disney bus drivers don't expect to be tipped.

 

[badblackpug]

Are you going to stop in Jersey on the way down and insist on pumping your own gas?



I hope you plan on cooking a side dish in the coffee maker. You need a well rounded meal of Grilled Cheese and Ramen to get you through the day from rope drop to evening extra magic hours with your micromanaged touring plan (complete with predetermined bathroom times).

I've had lots of success with canned corn.

 

[amanda0908]

Well, the PB&J might mask the funny taste your coffee already has from cooking beans and wienies in the coffee pot in your room.

Now the better question is this... do the mugs fit in the cup holders on the double stroller you bought to push your 12 year old son into the ladies room?

Not that anyone knows he is 12 because you lied about his age to get him a child's ticket.

LMAO!

 

[amanda0908]

Actually, he's not that tall, those are the lifts I put into his shoes so that he was tall enough to ride Splash Mountain.

Bwwaahahaha, I just snorted with that one

 

[LaraK]

Hmmmm......I have to decide if I can fit the creamed corn. You know, it's my daughter's birthday when we're down there.....well, not really, but I figure I'll get free stuff if we pretend.....so I have all the cake mix in my bag so I can make her a cake in the microwave in the food court.

 

[LuvsDragonflies]

BTW... if you knit your pet hamster a tiny little vest he will count as a service animal and you can get a GAC so you don't have to wait in line.

Awesome.

Do you think the tinfoil I have packed to make grilled cheese samiches with the iron will set off the alarm? Will I be able to get all two hundred packets of ketchup thru on my way home? If I bring an extra suitcase for towels and such, will I have to pay $50 to have it checked?? I mean, it's empty on the way down right? Why should I have to pay to have it checked?

Do you think I could get the hotel staff to help me put up my Confederate Flag outside my room??

 

[snapppyd]

best thread in a LONG time

 

[KadysMom]

This is an inappropriate thread to read while drinking my morning coffee!!! Now my monitor is soaked and blinking for some reason...

 

[Tigger&Belle]

That AAA parking pass that another Dis'er gave me will come in real handy for parking. I'm so glad I asked around here if anyone would give me their black diamond pass! Now if I could only find someone to give me their gymbucks I could have my kids dressed top-notch for the trip. Oh wait! My kids are too old for Gymboree. I'll just sell the gymbucks on ebay.

Amateur! Just ask a family member to borrow their handicapped hanging tag.....that parking is better than the AAA parking.....or better yet, rip it off from a strangers unlocked car!

You've forgotten to incorporate the danger of washing your peanut butter mug out in the pool where people could have an allergy to plastics or jelly.

OR would it be sacrilege to wipe out your now clean mug with a dissected towel animal?

AND don't forget to tip your mousecleaners or lock the doors on them.

Towel animals will not be dissected....they come home with me!

This is an inappropriate thread to read while drinking my morning coffee!!! Now my monitor is soaked and blinking for some reason...

Call the company and demand a new one! Crappy computer that's not water resistant!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Who's canceling anything, I'm planning on getting a Grand Floridian UPGRADE for that! And a full refund!

Think this will work for me???? Afterall, I don't really need to tell them that I'm gay!

 

[BCDisneyFanatic]

Awesome.

Do you think the tinfoil I have packed to make grilled cheese samiches with the iron will set off the alarm? Will I be able to get all two hundred packets of ketchup thru on my way home?

You can try to get them through security, but no doubt TSA will insist on a thorough grope...er...body search of your entire family and your children will be scarred for life. At least they can get rid of some of their frustration as they run up and down the aisle of the airplane and kick the back of the seat in front you because they had the nerve to recline!

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Very informative thread. Must take notes.

 

[castmemberb4]

EEwwwww Don't wash your mug in the pool !
Do you know what little kids do in there?
Wash it in the lake


Wait. There's PB & J ?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

EEwwwww Don't wash your mug in the pool !
Do you know what little kids do in there?
Wash it in the lake


Wait. There's PB & J ?

Do you know what the fish do in there?

 

[snapppyd]

The real issue is where to wash your family cloth

 

[Tigger&Belle]

The real issue is where to wash your family cloth

Sinks in the restrooms are fine. Have your 12yo boy do it in the women's room while he's waiting for you to finish up your business.

 

[FireDancer]

The real issue is where to wash your family cloth

That's what mousekeeping is for obviously. Just don't tip them, it is belittling.

 

[Shmily1]

I'm thinking that no one will notice when my 14 cousins are staying in our room at AS Sports. After all, there are outside corridors (why on Earth Disney thought that was such a good idea?) and I can sneak them right in. My cousin Bubba will be the one in the wheelchair because he's overweight and that's why all people get wheelchairs anyway and we can get in the rides quicker without a fast pass. We have all our meals planned out so that we order 4 quick service meals at the time and supplement with the condiment bar from Pecos Bill's. We also have our refillable mugs from 1996 and I'm sure I was told they were reuseable. Any suggestions???