My dilemma

[Mokat76]

If my boys dress up as princesses for the week, do you think we could get one of those "front of the line" pass thingy's to make up for all of the mean comments that people will make to them?

Should be OK if the boys have had the full BBB treatment. Glitter is the key.

 

[DWGal210]

Hey, she's 6 for crying out loud. Old enough to go to the bathroom by herself. Just leave her on the bench outside with some coke and a pretzel, you'll only be 20 minutes or so. Foster some independence. You don't want to coddle her.

Are you crazy?!?!?! Don't you know that 80% of the population is a child molester who will hurt my baby?! I can't possibly let her out of my sight for a nanosecond. That's why she has a leash & she goes everywhere I go.

 

[ICF]

Should be OK if the boys have had the full BBB treatment. Glitter is the key.

That may help them not get noticed when they're hanging out in the women's restroom since Mommy wont let them go in the big bad men's room.....since there's all those awful MEN in there.

 

[FireDancer]

Are you crazy?!?!?! Don't you know that 80% of the population is a child molester who will hurt my baby?! I can't possibly let her out of my sight for a nanosecond. That's why she has a leash & she goes everywhere I go.

That may help them not get noticed when they're hanging out in the women's restroom since Mommy wont let them go in the big bad men's room.....since there's all those awful MEN in there.

At 18 males fill out their draft card and are given a molestation quota. We have to meet the quota or we lose our Male Elite Status Cards and can't get into all the private clubs. Where better to rack up the numbers than in WDW bathrooms because parents are naive enough to send their children into them un-escorted. Do you know how few people ever come in there? You can actually hear crickets throughout the day.

 

[Missy1961]

This thread needs to be required reading. If you're going to post a new thread about one of these topics, STOP YOURSELF. It'll end badly, I promise.

So true. So very very true.

 

[Mickey Fliers]

Lara - Didn't you post 6 years ago that you were having trouble coming up with the money to pay for the lobster dinner for your 19 month anniversary? If you can't afford food...you can't afford to go on this trip.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

For all you who think LaraK is joking in this thread.....I've been to WDW with her.....she is very serious!

 

[LuvsDragonflies]

What issue? Doesn't everybody use the coffee pot for those? They are the perfect size and you can leave them soaking all day without taking up necessary sink space. We need that sink for sponge baths since we fill our bathtub with groceries. Just get free ice from the machine down the hall and walla!! Free refrigerator!!

/QUOTE]

Ooooooo! Nice and warm! I think I might just put that lil coffee pot in my empty suitcase! Wut? I PAID FOR IT! It's MY VACATION. I'll snuggle it up with the undissected towel animals they GAVE ME.

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Why bother with iron fried sandwiches and cold canned corn when we can have fresh fried fish straight from Bay Lake by parking our RV in the Contemporary lot for the day?

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Figured we had the bathroom fight, the overprotective parent fight and the SAHM vs WOTH mom fights going on so I'd go for the full Monty!

Don't forget the North vs the South and of course those pesky extramarital affairs.

 

[Metsfan520]

Why bother with iron fried sandwiches and cold canned corn when we can have fresh fried fish straight from Bay Lake by parking our RV in the Contemporary lot for the day?

And we can get side dishes at Pecos Bill's fixins' bar!

 

[badblackpug]

Ummmm.... hello? I can only eat warmed canned corn..I have sensory issues.

Of course. I should have known.



If you were a real DISer you would rent yourself a stroller and have your orangutan push you.

Oh No! He is only 12 and his little legs get tired. Besides, he recently lost his job as a service orangutan because he is morbidly obese. He is depressed over it, but his mood has improved since I put him on a gluten free, nut free, egg free, dairy free diet. He has only had 1 meltdown since I eliminated high fructose corn syrup from his diet, but I spanked him for it and he stopped.


Excuse me. My sensory issues do not allow me to witness the consumption of canned corn. Plus my service kitten is afraid of corn.

I would appreciate if in future posts you would refrain from mentioning your service kitten. Frank has had his panties in a knot ever since it ate his service nightengale.

 

[mpls_mm]

I have some brand new undies with the tags packed away for our trip, I hope hubby doesn't think I am cheating....wait, now that I think about it, he has some brand new tighty whities he has been saving. Do you internet strangers think he is having an affair?

 

[tlbwriter]

I would appreciate if in future posts you would refrain from mentioning your service kitten. Frank has had his panties in a knot ever since it ate his service nightengale.

I can't believe you used that word. You know they don't like to be called nightengales any more.

 

[Missy1961]

Parents, if you want to pull your kids out of school to go to Disney, let me know if you need a letter for the principal. I'll write it for you (for a small fee) so you don't have to hunt all over the internet looking for templates. And since you're paying me, it won't be plagerism. Because your kids can handle skipping school for a few days or even weeks since they are super smart. After all, family time is so very important. Of course, you can have family time at home any time or even at Disney in the summer, but who wants to go to Disney when it costs so much?

 

[FireDancer]

I would appreciate if in future posts you would refrain from mentioning your service kitten. Frank has had his panties in a knot ever since it ate his service nightengale.

My friends make fun of me for keeping my knotted up panties in my man purse. Don't worry though, I'll be ok soon. I've just ordered my get the <expletive> over it gorilla.

I have no idea what we will do after evening EMH though now that they closed the monorail early. I mean, we are staying at the Contemporary and I don't know how Disney expects me to walk an extra 600 meters after I traipse around the parks for 14 hours. I mean, that extra 600 meters will obviously break me.

Oh, and by the way, can anyone tell me where that lovely Irish eatery is in the Poly, you know, O'Hana's? Fits the theme perfectly.

I can't believe you used that word. You know they don't like to be called nightengales any more.

The "N" word on the DIS!!!!!!!!!! Well bless your heart.

 

[Mama_Dis]

I would appreciate if in future posts you would refrain from mentioning your service kitten. Frank has had his panties in a knot ever since it ate his service nightengale.

I'm pretty sure this is an internet forum and service kittens are not against the rules. I know you aren't propagating service animal discrimination are you Remember. This forum is to discuss the most magical place on earth, we're all here to have magical discussions only.

 

[KristaTX]

Oh!!! I saw this thread, and it reminded me to post about the BEST costumes I saw at MNSSHP last week. Y'all will love this! I started a thread here http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2808840 .

It made me wish I'd thought of that costume!

 

[FireDancer]

Remember. This forum is to discuss the most magical place on earth, we're all here to have magical discussions only.

The servers are powered by unicorn tears you know. Yeah hydro-power. It's very green you know...mostly because unicorns cry green tears.

 

[Missy1961]

Oh!!! I saw this thread, and it reminded me to post about the BEST costumes I saw at MNSSHP last week. Y'all will love this! I started a thread here http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2808840 .

It made me wish I'd thought of that costume!

that was great!