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[Curly Q]

So do we need to send a $ to get part 27 emailed to us or what? HURRY UP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zurgswife]

Oh!!! Delswife.....I think the crowd is getting very impatient.....There might be a revolt if we don't get 27 soon......you'd think that family and work would take a back seat to all of our needs....and we NEED PART 27!!!!!

 

[tmq2766]

Yeah....... To what she said........

 

[GreatBiscuit]

I just cut/pasted all the adventures into 1 Word File...at 12pt / Time New Roman it is over 50 pages long! You go delswife! Ice down the knuckles and type us out some more!

 

[#1hockeymom]

*wondering if there is a Sigma Delta sorority discount for membership into the chuck and dave club*

Debbie

 

[CarolA]

Excuse me.

I gather the SIL lives in Tennessee. Could you give me a hint what part so I can steer clear! I know its a big state, but just in case she is in Nashville or surrounding communities could you want us! LOL!!! Brother sounds ok and poor Waldo, but I don't want to cross the woman who goes ballastic at DC!!!

This whole thing is great, but I hope you did have a good time (I just can't tell for sure.)

 

[Growin'upDisney]

I am an attorney and I visited Georgia twice (once including a layover at Hartsfield). That should be enough to get DS off on some technicality

I totally was going to suggest the movie idea. But instead I think we should decide which actors/actresses would play the starring roles if we made the current tale into a movie. Any suggestions??

I say Julia Roberts as delswife and Kathy Bates and SIL (she always plays a great villian)

 

[debster812]

Zurgie & delswife,

I would like to apply for the position of PR Coordinator for your movie venture. I have met Zurg once, and he can vouch that I wear OK shoes, and that I am, in fact, a real person.

Also, I posted a link on the CB directing all those folks over here to read the report, hence, generating more income.

So....can I have the job, please, please, can I, can I?

Debbie

 

[Zurg]

Gary Sinise as Scuba Steve
Billy Bob Thornton as Scruffy

Kathy Bates ROFLOL Perfect.

 

[Zurg]

Where is our attorney? and why don't we have a serious product placement deal with a tobacco company yet?

 

[Zurg]

Originally posted by CarolA
Excuse me.

I gather the SIL lives in Tennessee. Could you give me a hint what part so I can steer clear! I know its a big state, but just in case she is in Nashville or surrounding communities could you want us! LOL!!! Brother sounds ok and poor Waldo, but I don't want to cross the woman who goes ballastic at DC!!!

This whole thing is great, but I hope you did have a good time (I just can't tell for sure.)

You would want to take that into consideration in any career move decisions Carol.

 

[marymrg]

Fran Drescher as the sil.

 

[delswife]

Originally posted by CarolA
Excuse me.

I gather the SIL lives in Tennessee. Could you give me a hint what part so I can steer clear! I know its a big state, but just in case she is in Nashville or surrounding communities could you want us! LOL!!! Brother sounds ok and poor Waldo, but I don't want to cross the woman who goes ballastic at DC!!!

This whole thing is great, but I hope you did have a good time (I just can't tell for sure.)

Move.

 

[delswife]

Originally posted by debster812
Zurgie & delswife,

I would like to apply for the position of PR Coordinator for your movie venture. I have met Zurg once, and he can vouch that I wear OK shoes, and that I am, in fact, a real person.

Also, I posted a link on the CB directing all those folks over here to read the report, hence, generating more income.

So....can I have the job, please, please, can I, can I?

Debbie

Works for me.

Get on the horn to Dinsey! We need a vacation!

 

[delswife]

Originally posted by Zurg
Gary Sinise as Scuba Steve
Billy Bob Thornton as Scruffy

Kathy Bates ROFLOL Perfect.

Jim Carrey as Scuba Steve, trust me.

 

[delswife]

Originally posted by GreatBiscuit
I just cut/pasted all the adventures into 1 Word File...at 12pt / Time New Roman it is over 50 pages long! You go delswife! Ice down the knuckles and type us out some more!

REALLY? Ho-my-gawd!

Is that with every elces post?

Or do I just go on that long?

I wish I had word, I'd print it out. I'm using the reply board and note pad.

And I am a hunt & peck typer.

 

[DisFlan]

Anyone taking bets on how long SIL "behaves" herself?

 

[TNCarole]

Originally posted by DisFlan
Anyone taking bets on how long SIL "behaves" herself?

Hmmm... no bets here, but I'll guess maybe half a day?

Delswife, just want you to know how much my DH and I are enjoying your epic. We are waiting with bated breath for the next installment!

Please don't judge Tennesseans by SIL's behavior. We're a pretty good bunch, for the most part. Hey, maybe she's not a NATIVE Tennessean. Yeah, that must be it.

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

But who...who???? would play Pigtails???

 

[Growin'upDisney]

Conchata Ferrell. You may not know the name but you know the face. She was the mean secretary in Erin Brokovich.

You can check out who I mean here. http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800075309&cf=gen&intl=us