Most Embarressing Moments at Disney

[Princess Stitch]

A bunch of us went to Orlando for a huge car show and we were going to take one day and go to MK....well the night at the car show I was attacked by mosquitos... I do not react well with bites, they swell up to the size of half dollars on me...not thinking I forgot to back bug repellant and there wasnt a place near by to purchase it..again stupid me...why would there be a lot of skeeters out in later Oct??

So the next day I look like a spotted freak, all red and raised bites all over my legs and arms. We go to MK, head to the nurse station and they give me clear calomine lotion to put on.

We are standing on Main Street watching the 3pm parade and this lady points at me, screams to her kids, "STAY AWAY FROM HER, DONT CATCH WHAT EVER THE HECK SHE HAS!!!"

Everyone around us turned and looked at me, all my friends were dying with laughter and I was mortified...I slinked off into a store and wanted to hide!

Lol.. funny story.. you shoulda told the kids to stay away from their mom though incase ignorance is contageous

 

[MickeyNicki]

This one is from our Oct 06 trip, we took our 3 and 10 year old nieces. The little one was just out of pull ups and my sister said to mention potty breaks whenever you see a bathroom because she will not tell you she has to go until the last second.

When you tell the little one it is time for a potty break she always fought me on it so for that trip I asked the older niece to go along with us even if she did not need to go. I would bring the little one in the stall with me, she would go first and then I would go..well once she was done she would bolt out the door leaving me on the pot with my pants around my ankles..after the third time of that I made sure I held onto her with one hand!

Going with the potty theme, whenever we did go to the ladies room she would say very loudly, "Uncle Todd you need to go potty too!" Once time we were in Epcot in England and she announce it was potty time..DH would always be out front of the restrooms when we came out...so the little one could always spot him right away. Well this one time he went around the corner and sat on a bench. The girls and I come out of the bathroom and the little one is freaking out, screaming "UNCLE TODD, UNCLE TODD WHERE ARE YOU??? AUNT NICKI, UNCLE TODD LEFT US, HE LEFT US!!!" Everyone around is looking at us and here comes Todd around the corner...Kayla sees him and is very upset, "How could you leave us? DOnt do that anymore!"

He was laughing so hard and she was stamping her foot and almost crying..it was so cute, poor thing was scared out of her mind!

 

[Lizboo]

These stories are hilarious! My co-workers think I am crazy. "Are you OK over there?" Me " "

I have two stories:

One our first trip, I convinced my DH that I would like to do one character meal (even though it is just the two of us). I convinced him to do the ice cream social in The Land at Epcot. Each character came over to the table one at a time, including Chip and Dale. I was a complete dufus for asking the first chipmunk whether he was Chip or Dale (like he could answer me). He held up one finger and I was still lost (I swear, I am really not that dumb-I blame Disney and the heat for my insanity ), so my DH says "He's Chip and he can't talk!" Oops..

Also on our first trip, I wanted to try ToT, but DH got very quiet while we were standing in line. Just as they went to put us on the ride, he said "I can't do this" and the CM got confused (thinking little ole me wanted off and DH wanted to ride) and placed him on a disc for loading. He bolted when he realised he was in line and took off for the closest exit (which is not the one the CM wanted him to use, but try stopping him). The following year, I convinced my DH to give it a try (he loves coasters, just not crazy about up and down drops) and there was no line (so less time to think about it) and now ToT is one of DH's favorite rides ever..

 

[kharris]

We were in epcot. I went to the mens room, A dad came in with a 3 or 4
year old girl in his arms. He held her while he stood at the urinal and did
his business, then went to take her to a stall. She started screaming
" No daddy, I want to pee on the walls too." Over and over.
I was embarrased for him, until I got outside then I laughed.

 

[shakebear]

haha, reading these has made my day

 

[kharris]

Here is one on my wonderful wife.
We had been park hopping, it was hot-hot-hot.
We had waterbottles on the Disney straps around our necks, and were
refilling them at water fountians.
We went to ride Tower of Terror, I put mine in my pocket on my cargo
shorts. Some how hers came out of her pocket, and the top came off, after the sudden descent, she came down in a puddle of water that was almost
body temperature, because the ride was still going she had to sit in it for the
rest of the ride.
The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

 

[maxiesmom]

The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

Oh, please say you have a picture and will be posting it immediately!!!!

 

[Trentmom]

Here is one on my wonderful wife.
We had been park hopping, it was hot-hot-hot.
We had waterbottles on the Disney straps around our necks, and were
refilling them at water fountians.
We went to ride Tower of Terror, I put mine in my pocket on my cargo
shorts. Some how hers came out of her pocket, and the top came off, after the sudden descent, she came down in a puddle of water that was almost
body temperature, because the ride was still going she had to sit in it for the
rest of the ride.
The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

I don't know which one is funnier, but they both me literally LOL

 

[kharris]

Oh, please say you have a picture and will be posting it immediately!!!!

No pics, no video, and we have not been back to that hotel either..........
just in case.

 

[disneyaggie]

The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

This is hysterical! Oh how I wish there was a picture/video of this. Classic. Pure classic! Thanks for sharing!

 

[SnowWhite33]

I've only read a page of this thread, but OMG how hillarious. I'm going to post my own story and then go back and read the rest.

Our first ever WDW trip was in the July heat, my ds was 6. In the sweltering heat my ds and I were in line for Dumbo. This has got to be the longest line at WDW and after what my ds did, I'm sure it was the longest line I've ever waited in. As I stood there melting in the heat to make a "magical memory" with my one and only child he looks up at me and delcares very,VERY loudly, "HEY MOMMY, DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE?" Now I heard what he said, as did everyone else in the line, but I just pretended that I didn't and hoped that he would let it go. Um, no, he's 6 so he had to repeat it so that the folks over in Tommorland heard him. So this time I respond in a whisper, "Shhh, no I don't honey." "YES YOU DO MOMMY, SEE IT'S RIGHT THERE, YOU SHOULD SHAVE!" I know that everyone in that line wanted to laugh, but thankfully I was spared and they must have waited until they were out of line.

That little angel is 12 now and you know what they say about Revenge is a dish best served cold. I think this will be the year I get even

 

[TeddyToo]

SnowWhite 33:

Have you shown all of his friends the "before" pictures when you used to work as a Bearded Lady in the Circus? Thank god for extreme make-overs I wonder if his first girlfriends will care that he was born covered in fur since excessive hair runs in the family Isn't it fun to have an almost teen to torture

PS I'll be sure to wax before I ever run into your son at MK

 

[SnowWhite33]

SnowWhite 33:

Have you shown all of his friends the "before" pictures when you used to work as a Bearded Lady in the Circus? Thank god for extreme make-overs I wonder if his first girlfriends will care that he was born covered in fur since excessive hair runs in the family Isn't it fun to have an almost teen to torture

PS I'll be sure to wax before I ever run into your son at MK

That day all I needed was the tent and tickets to sell, I already had the sideshow "barker"

His day is a coming I tell ya I have pics of him as a baby in the tub

 

[dopeyfanatic]

Here is one on my wonderful wife.
We had been park hopping, it was hot-hot-hot.
We had waterbottles on the Disney straps around our necks, and were
refilling them at water fountians.
We went to ride Tower of Terror, I put mine in my pocket on my cargo
shorts. Some how hers came out of her pocket, and the top came off, after the sudden descent, she came down in a puddle of water that was almost
body temperature, because the ride was still going she had to sit in it for the
rest of the ride.
The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering! That made me totally laugh out loud! If I had something in my mouth, I would have spit it out!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Well, this wasn't embarassing for me, but it was for my sister! A few trips back, my sister was recovering from a knee surgery so she rode in a wheelchair most of the trip. Well, we were at Epcot and I was pushing her when I found a great photo spot for my mom and dad to stand at with Spaceship Earth in the background. I let go of the wheelchair to take the picture and as I'm taking it, we hear my sister screaming! We turn around and see her rolling down this hill backwards and didn't know how to stop! We start running after her, which was hard to do because we were laughing at the same time! Poor girl!

 

[Arianna]

Back when I was about 14 there was this really cute swedish guy in front of us at grizzly river runs...he got into the raft in front of us, but then our raft ended up colliding into theirs... I was the only one who almost fell out of my seat...oops!

 

[JoyMouse]

I am laughing so hard that I can hardly type!
Our favorite "funny" happened when we finally talked my DF into riding his scooter in the MK. He promptly ran over a ladies foot and she started yelling at him. He pointed at me (walking several feet away) and said "she made me do it", now does that sound like something a father should say about a child?!?

 

[supersuperwendy]

Twice I got pooped on.....!

When I was 10 I got pooped (bird) on in Adventure land just after riding POTC..If the dole whip stand was there in 1986 then that's where it happened...I was waiting for my mom to buy me ice cream and it landed on my leg...EEWWW!


Then just last month...

I was at Donald's Boat with my kids...when WHAM.....! I couldn't believe it! It happened again! This time on my arm.....GROSS....!

 

[pkondz]

Bump!

 

[mom2mykids]

Time for a bump! I'm sure someone who has just returned must have a story for us!