Monster Under My Drivers Seat!!!! AGGHHHH!!!

[dis ms.]

That was the best laugh I've had for a while. I started laughing out loud as soon as your wife said, "Holy Crap." I knew I was done for when you screamed like a girl. I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes!

Great story. Thanks for sharing!

 

[Mackey Mouse]

Now I will not be able to sleep tonight.....horrors thinking about those pics that Kathy posted and the visual of you sitting Indian style at stop lights....

I cannot stop laughing...Love your tags.... how are you going to top this post....you know now you will have a fan club who will be waiting to read more of your posts.

 

[eeyore kelly]

 

[magicfan]

Great story!! I am laughing so hard right now!!

 

[phamton]

Possums are mean little buggers - they bite and are carriers of rabies.

The do bite but are unlikely to carry rabies although it is possible: http://www.possumrescue.com/questions2.htm
http://www.massaudubon.org/Nature_Connection/wildlife/index.php?subject=Mammals&id=71

 

[Mysteria]

Myst

 

[elliemae1192]

Two things will come of this for sure. You'll be looking under your seat before you get in the car for a looong time, and the car wash attendants will be telling EVERYONE who comes in about you for a looong time.


Seriously, I'm glad he didn't decide to come out while you were driving. That could have really ended badly.

 

[krissy2803]

OMG !! I am trying to be quiet, but my whole body is shaking with laughter...DH is asleep in the next room.
I am so glad it didn't come out while you were driving!
Oh Crap! I just woke him up..

 

[pfishgirl]

You are soo lucky it didn't attack! My step dad was trapped on top of the the washing machine in their shed for three hours by a mean butted opposum before it decided to leave!

Seeing a grown man squeal like a girl would just have me in tears

Thanks for my New siggy Line !!!!

 

[Planogirl]

So did you get to Target on time?

Thanks for posting this!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

This is one of the funniest stories I have read on the DIS.

 

[pattyT]

 

[kaylajr]

 

[Virgo10]

Any time I can lol at 6:10 a.m., I'm reading one funny story.

Makes me grateful all I had was a frog in my car yesterday.

 

[Beastlover]

After I screamed like a girl who just saw the Beatles live on the Ed Sullivan show, I decided I needed to do something. My head said "run like the wind Fat Man", but my heart said be a man and get the kids out of the car. Kids? I have Kids?

Okay, you owe me a monitor...

 

[L107ANGEL]

Too Funny

 

[nicurn]

that was hysterical! (and yes it is possible to be late for target). maggie

 

[avdeane]

This was hilarious!! You should be writing movies Jim!! Thanks for sharing and giving us all a good laugh!!

 

[sweet angel]

There's nothing -- and I mean nothing -- funnier than man-scream!

Jim, middle-aged? You're 32 for God's sake!

 

[soccerchick]

okay, but where these's one possum...will there be others?