Thanks for the laugh and for triggering my
Post Traumatic Possum Disorder!
While I choked & laughed at the visual of you at the carwash

,
I recalled the "joke" a family friend played on me.
After trapping a very
large, adult possum
in our trashcan he came in and asked me if I'd
thrown anything out that I didn't intend to.
So, naturally, being the 'genius' that I am I fell for it
and went out and opened the lid - can you say STUPID??
Let's just say he and all the neighbors had
the best laugh they'd had in a looooooooooong time
I will never forget that
face, and the
teeth, and the
hissing,
and the.... and the.... and the.... AAAGGGHHH - run away, run away!!