Monster Under My Drivers Seat!!!! AGGHHHH!!!

That was the best laugh I've had for a while. I started laughing out loud as soon as your wife said, "Holy Crap." I knew I was done for when you screamed like a girl. :rotfl2: I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes!

Great story. Thanks for sharing! :sunny:
 
Now I will not be able to sleep tonight.....horrors thinking about those pics that Kathy posted and the visual of you sitting Indian style at stop lights....

I cannot stop laughing...Love your tags.... how are you going to top this post....you know now you will have a fan club who will be waiting to read more of your posts.

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Two things will come of this for sure. You'll be looking under your seat before you get in the car for a looong time, and the car wash attendants will be telling EVERYONE who comes in about you for a looong time.
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Seriously, I'm glad he didn't decide to come out while you were driving. That could have really ended badly.
 
OMG !! I am trying to be quiet, but my whole body is shaking with laughter...DH is asleep in the next room. :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
I am so glad it didn't come out while you were driving!
Oh Crap! I just woke him up.. :eek:
 
remyandhollandsmommy said:
You are soo lucky it didn't attack! My step dad was trapped on top of the the washing machine in their shed for three hours by a mean butted opposum before it decided to leave!


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Seeing a grown man squeal like a girl would just have me in tears :banana:

Thanks for my New siggy Line !!!!
 
So did you get to Target on time? :confused3

Thanks for posting this! :rotfl:
 
This is one of the funniest stories I have read on the DIS. :rotfl2:
 
Any time I can lol at 6:10 a.m., I'm reading one funny story. :rotfl: :rotfl:

Makes me grateful all I had was a frog in my car yesterday. :teeth:
 
JimFitz said:
After I screamed like a girl who just saw the Beatles live on the Ed Sullivan show, I decided I needed to do something. My head said "run like the wind Fat Man", but my heart said be a man and get the kids out of the car. Kids? I have Kids?


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that was hysterical! (and yes it is possible to be late for target). maggie
 
This was hilarious!! :rotfl2: You should be writing movies Jim!! Thanks for sharing and giving us all a good laugh!!
 
There's nothing -- and I mean nothing -- funnier than man-scream!

Jim, middle-aged? You're 32 for God's sake!
 
okay, but where these's one possum...will there be others?
 













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