Monster Under My Drivers Seat!!!! AGGHHHH!!!

[Alicnwondrln]

wow thats crazy i would have freaked out

 

[scoutsmom99]

that was hilarious!

 

[JimFitz]

Did you get new pants while you were at Target?
There is no way mine would have been suitable for wearing if I had found a possum under my seat! Ugh!

No pants at Target but we did get diapers. They were almost required but I was able to control myself.

After the incident, we drove to the local pizza place but I was too nervous to drive. After a while my wife yells at me for driving to slow! I think she was just uncomfortable in the car and wanted to get out as soon as possible. I did sit indian style with my legs crossed in the drivers seat at every red light.

Thanks folks. BTW, I had to change the signature above my avatar. I think it suits me much better.

 

[MrsNick]

 

[Hodder]

Can't type tears in eyes from laughing so hard.

PS my son screams like Ned Flanders on "The Simpsons"

 

[Serena]

Reminds me of when I had a snake loose in my car.

 

[dreams91]

 

[nemo1987]

Okay I'm the serious person...glad to hear it did not hurt you or you family members.



Darn it!! I just can't help it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heheehehehe!
Thanks for the great story!!
-Sarah

 

[tevagirl]

I did sit indian style with my legs crossed in the drivers seat at every red light.

Stop, you're killing me!

 

[MsLeFever]

thank you, thank you, thank you - boy did I need a laugh today and you supplied it in spades!

 

[Aimeedyan]

Oh. my. Gosh. That was the funniest thing I've read on here in ages... how hilarious!

 

[soccerchick]

Come on Tag Fairy...DING! DING! DING! I think we have a winner...
Make his "Possum Chauffer" technicolor!

 

[soccerchick]

Come on Tag Fairy...DING! DING! DING! I think we have a winner...
Make his "Possum Chauffer" technicolor!

THAT WAS FAST!!!

 

[KathyTX]

Gotta watch out for those sharp, pointy teeth! Yikes...

 

[Sandy22]

OMG!!!!!! After I screamed like a girl who just saw the Beatles live on the Ed Sullivan show, I decided I needed to do something. My head said "run like the wind Fat Man"

OMG I laughed so hard reading this.

 

[SherryNC]

I think this is the most hysterical story I have read on the Dis. I had to get my husband and he shivered more than he laughed which made me laugh harder. He HATES possums!!

 

[Aimeedyan]

Gotta watch out for those sharp, pointy teeth! Yikes...

 

[JimFitz]

Gotta watch out for those sharp, pointy teeth! Yikes...

All you need is a gray leather seat, some car mats and a middle aged father of 3 in the background of that picture, and then you would have a perfect image of my day.

I must admit that the opossum I witnessed was a little bigger.

 

[Ever_After]

OMG!! That pic........lord help me!

 

[mamajoan]

holy smokes fitz!! diet pepsi all over my computer screen now...I am laughing so hard the dog is staring at me!

gross- mean little oppossums... and here I was feeling bad for running over one that was stretched out on the road tonight (presumably already DOA)

thanks for the good giggle!!