Might as well share my embarrassment with you folks...

[glitterkittyy]

I really opened my mouth and inserted my foot one night. I was walking thru the house and saw a pile of dog poo. I start grumbling and fussing at my husband... " I am so tired of cleaning up your dog's crap!" "Your dog has got to go outside!" "This is just so ridiclous" "I'm just sick of this" and on and on.... grab paper towels and I bend over to pick up "poo"....and it is a brown hair scrunchie. NICE!!! Had to apologize and quickly go to bed!!!

LMAO

 

[Maridw]

One of our cats is all black. We recently bought a cat bed that is black with sheepskin on it. One evening I was taking a head count of the cats and had found 4 of the 5 but could not find Tink. I went through every room and still could not find him.

I had to go and turn on every light in the house to finally find him. He was in the cat bed and when I looked in the room that had the bed, I didn't turn on the light so could not see him.

With 5 cats, they all seem to find the oddest places to go to sleep and make it hard to find them. It's like they love to have us going from room to room looking for them and they are sitting practically in plain sight thinking to themselves "I'm right here - silly human!"

 

[klacey1]

HAHAHA.
Thanks for the laugh-- really needed it today, too!

 

[TanyaLovesPooh]

Thank you all for sharing these moments.

 

[Debbie7452]

I am crying from laughing so hard. I don't know what's funniest, Bugs Bunny slipper, dead cat hugging, or dog poo scrunchy grabbing...

At least OP, when you called the cat, the slipper didn't start to move!

 

[glitterkittyy]

One of our cats is all black. We recently bought a cat bed that is black with sheepskin on it. One evening I was taking a head count of the cats and had found 4 of the 5 but could not find Tink. I went through every room and still could not find him.

I had to go and turn on every light in the house to finally find him. He was in the cat bed and when I looked in the room that had the bed, I didn't turn on the light so could not see him.

With 5 cats, they all seem to find the oddest places to go to sleep and make it hard to find them. It's like they love to have us going from room to room looking for them and they are sitting practically in plain sight thinking to themselves "I'm right here - silly human!"

I have an all black cat so I can relate. And Snit loves to lay next to things that are all black so unless you see his eyes glowing, you cannot even notice him!

Thought I'd post a pic of "Bugs" aka Kisses.

 

[glitterkittyy]

I am crying from laughing so hard. I don't know what's funniest, Bugs Bunny slipper, dead cat hugging, or dog poo scrunchy grabbing...

At least OP, when you called the cat, the slipper didn't start to move!

As blind as I am, it *may* have moved, and I just didn't see it.

 

[Missy1961]

This reminds me of the Sears commercial for eyeglasses where the woman is holding open the door calling her cat in the house and a raccoon waddles in. For some reason it cracks me up every time I see it.

I thought of that too--great commercial!

 

[Missy1961]

great thread, by the way!

 

[glitterkittyy]

great thread, by the way!

Thanks! It's nice to know that I'm not the only blind one doing silly things.

 

[Missy1961]

Thanks! It's nice to know that I'm not the only blind one doing silly things.

I'm blind as a bat without contacts or glasses, but I don't have any animals so I don't have these great stories. But I'm really enjoying them anyway.

 

[luvflorida]

Thought I'd post a pic of "Bugs" aka Kisses.

Awwwww...Kisses is very cute! I can see how a bunny slipper might be mistaken for your kitty.

 

[cocodog]

so i have this cat who is gray and white named kisses (not the cat in my avatar). I get up on the weekend and go walking through the house. I see kisses in the living room. I call to him, and he doesn't move. So i call louder, he still doesn't move. I start to panic. Kisses is an older cat. Omg, what's wrong with kisses!?! With tears brimming on the brink, i run to him and pick him up.

It's not kisses. It's my bugs bunny slipper!!

I turn around to see my cat sitting on the bar stool beside me looking at me like i'm insane.

Guess i should put on my glasses as soon as i get out of bed from now on.

rofl!!

 

[nd5056]

This reminds me of the Sears commercial for eyeglasses where the woman is holding open the door calling her cat in the house and a raccoon waddles in. For some reason it cracks me up every time I see it.

Sears Optical Raccoon Commercial

.

 

[Mermaid02]

My son started yelling at me one day that I was going to "run over that cat" I told him to put his glasses on, it was a crow and he'd get out of the road! LOL