men only please

Busted. But I wasn't hoping for a juicy thread or anything like that. Thought we might be talking about football or something good. But I'm busted none the less. Damn.
 
SwedishMeatball said:
There's a joke about Captain Hook and that, but it's not dis friendly. :teeth:

NOT the same joke, but....

A man walked into a bar one day and saw an old crusty pirate sitting at the counter, and he had one wooden leg, a hook for one hand, and an eye patch over one eye. The man sat down next to the pirate, ordered a drink, and asked, "You must have some great stories. How'd you lose the leg?"

The pirate said, "Argh. I was tossed overboard in a mighty storm, and a shark took me leg clean off."

"Wow." said the man. "And what about the hand?"

"Argh. I lost the hand in a sword fight." replied the pirate.

"Amazing. And what about the eye?"

"Seagull pooped in it."

The man laughed for a second, then thought... "And that caused you to lose your eye?"

The pirate frowned and shook his head, "No... it were me first day with the hook."

;) pirate:
 

but there's 216 reads and only 25 replies. I doubt there's 200 men on the dis therefore we got some folks who aren't admitting the truth here.
 
i think we should discuss important matters: The Shotgun formation, Steven Segal/ Charles Bronson movies, and why Dr. Phil is a tool...
 
Golf4food said:
Now, for me, there comes a point where they are just too darn big to be enjoyable anymore.

Everything in moderation - food, booze, ****ies... :rotfl: :lmao: :teeth:


But the challenge man, THink of the Challenge. ;)

That and there not that much bigger than DW's
 
Okay, you can call me BUSTED!

(I'm glad to see I'm not the only woman that was busted!) :blush:
 

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