Busted. But I wasn't hoping for a juicy thread or anything like that. Thought we might be talking about football or something good. But I'm busted none the less. Damn.
A man walked into a bar one day and saw an old crusty pirate sitting at the counter, and he had one wooden leg, a hook for one hand, and an eye patch over one eye. The man sat down next to the pirate, ordered a drink, and asked, "You must have some great stories. How'd you lose the leg?"
The pirate said, "Argh. I was tossed overboard in a mighty storm, and a shark took me leg clean off."
"Wow." said the man. "And what about the hand?"
"Argh. I lost the hand in a sword fight." replied the pirate.
"Amazing. And what about the eye?"
"Seagull pooped in it."
The man laughed for a second, then thought... "And that caused you to lose your eye?"
The pirate frowned and shook his head, "No... it were me first day with the hook."
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