Memorable lines from movies

[Hypermommy]

die hard
we're gonna need more FBI guys

That reminded me of another of my favorite lines from Die Hard that I can't say here but let's just say it starts with "Yippie ki aye..........."

 

[rwrocksme]

Fozzie: Want a lift?

Big Bird: No thanks. I'm on my way to New York City, to try and break into public television.

-- The Muppet Movie

"Mother always taught me: 'Never eat singing food'." --Rizzo the Rat, Muppet Christmas Carol

"Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?"

-- 10 Things I Hate About You

"I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going."

"...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it."

"We can stay up late, watch Scary Movies, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

-- Shrek

 

[PrincessaC]

Hello?!?! McFly....anyone home?!?!?

 

[Freyja]

"What are we gonna do Charlie?" - "Smile" (Charlies answer)

(From Chaplin, when told his beloved had died)

 

[Hercules10]

"Yo-hoo! Oh boys...lookie what I got c'here."

"Where all da white women at?"



"Badges!? We don't need no stinkkun BADGES!"

 

[ChrisnSteph]

I have so many, but here is one that comes to mind, from one of my favorite comedies, Friday. If you haven't seen this movie, it's freakin hilarious and cult classic!

Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?

 

[Kycha]

AND - way too many to mention but here's a favorite
John Bender: "Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

Ahhh. Love The Breakfast Club!

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
"That man...is a brownie hound"
"So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?"
"Moe-Lay(Moliere) really pumps my nads."

I love John Hughes movies!

 

[wardfamily1]

"...Could you describe the Ruckus sir?"
--Breakfast Club

"Bueller, Bueller, Bueller..."
--Ferris Bueller's Day off

"Do the chickens have large talons?"
--Napoleon Dynamite

"Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?"
-- 16 candles

 

[Disneyaunt4]

"Serpintine! Serpintine" The InLaws (the original one)

I love that movie, a true classic.

 

[DDRManiac]

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: ...This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: [greedily] No!
Jack Sparrow: Then it helps. (Dead Man's Chest)


That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet. (Rollo from Juno)

Juno MacGuff: Wow your shorts are like especially gold today.
Paulie Bleeker: My mom uses color safe bleach.
Juno MacGuff: Go Carol. (Juno)

Ed Tom Bell: Now that's aggrevatin'.
Wendell: Sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell: [points to a bottle of milk] Still sweatin'.
Wendell: Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this!
Ed Tom Bell: Well, okay. What do we circulate? Lookin' for a man who recently drunk milk? (No country for old men)

[Andy has asked Red to procure Rita Hayworth]
Andy Dufresne: Can you get her?
Red: Take a few weeks.
Andy Dufresne: Weeks?
Red: Well yeah, Andy. I don't have her stuffed down the front of my pants right now, I'm sorry to say, but I'll get her. Relax! (Shawshank Redemption)


just a few of my favorites

 

[piglet50]

you tell them i'm coming and hell's coming with me - tombstone

if you can't say something nice about anybody, come sit by me - steel magnolias

 

[Stacerita]

Two dollars! I want my two dollars!

- Better Off Dead

 

[Simba's Mom]

Half of what DH and DS say seems to involve movie quotes:

"Surely you can't be serious."
"Yes,I'm serious and stop calling me Shirley"

"Fixed the newel post!"

"They flattened our car like a pancake"

"This one time at band camp-"(DS was is band)

 

[Launchpad11B]

We all got it coming kid. Clint Eastwood in "Unforgiven"

 

[kmp1191]

I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?


Edward Lewis: I think we both know she's not my niece.
Barney: Of course.
Edward Lewis: And the reason I know that is that I'm an only child.

~Pretty Woman~

 

[kimberlym4]

Ok - here's two more from two vastly different movies:

* "It's in the hole!"

* "Open the door HAL."

 

[perdidobay]

So many of mine have already been listed.. most anything from the Men in Black movies:
Agent J: You don't remember me, but we used to work together...
Kevin Brown/K: I never worked in a funeral home.

[about the driver-shaped airbag]
Kevin Brown/K: Does that come standard?
Agent J: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.

Mel Brooks movies:
[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor


Airplane! :

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Princess Bride:
Miracle Max: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle

And almost any line from Blazing Saddles and NL's Christmas Vacation.

Serious lines from
Lawrence Of Arabia :

T E Lawrence:Nothing is written!
Sherif Ali: Truly, for some men nothing is written unless THEY write it.

[Lawrence has just extinguished a match between his thumb and forefinger. William Potter surreptitiously attempts the same]
William Potter: Ooh! It damn well 'urts!
T.E. Lawrence: Certainly it hurts.
Officer: What's the trick then?
T.E. Lawrence: The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.



Auda abu Tayi: [as Lawrence sets out across the desert with Daoud and Faraj] You will cross Sinai?
T.E. Lawrence: Moses did!
Auda abu Tayi: And you will take the children?
T.E. Lawrence: Moses did!

 

[Frye7127]

ok, not from a movie, there are too many! This is also freshest in my mind - This is from Cashmere Mafia when one of the women finds out her husband has been cheating on her with someone in her social circle. She lets him know at a awards dinner that she knows -

"Take a good look around this room, she says.
Hmm, mmm, he says.

I am going to take a lover, you won't know who or when and I am going to do things to him that would make your toes curl. After that, we will be even and can start over fresh and try again."

maybe not verbatim, but close.

 

[PrincessaC]

ok, not from a movie, there are too many! This is also freshest in my mind - This is from Cashmere Mafia when one of the women finds out her husband has been cheating on her with someone in her social circle. She lets him know at a awards dinner that she knows -

"Take a good look around this room, she says.
Hmm, mmm, he says.

I am going to take a lover, you won't know who or when and I am going to do things to him that would make your toes curl. After that, we will be even and can start over fresh and try again."

maybe not verbatim, but close.

I'm so excited about this show. Seems like it's going to be good.

 

[ilovejack02]

As cheesy as it is Im a huge Urban Cowboy fan

My fav lines are

"Damn Bud, Yall live like pigs"

and of course

"My daddy does oil and all that it implies"