Memorable lines from movies

[Holly Sox]

Men IN Black: Oh and you better hire a decorator to come in here cause, DAMN....

Oh yeah! That's my favorite line in that movie.

 

[KariC]

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job

Did you seriously have that memorized???

 

[Holly Sox]

richard, whose your favorite little rascal? Spanky?

-Tommy Boy

fat man in a little coat

-tommy boy

I'm so sorry, but as the world-record, all time, greatest Tommy Boy fan ever, I gotta correct that one.

It's "Fat guy in a little coat. Richard?!!! What's happening to me???!!!"

 

[ms1031]

Tyler: The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. ---------Fight Club

 

[Mean Queen]

Here's a few more:
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
"Tis but a flesh wound."
- Holy Grail

"It'd be a shame to have to kill you."
"It'd be a shame to have to die."

"Inconceivable."
"I do not think that word means what you think it means."

"As you wish."
- Princess Bride

"You must have been a real looker before electricity."
- Caddyshack

"But Austin that's my mother."
"You have to admit, she looks kind of manish."

"Boy son, what did you eat?"

"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back."
- Austin Powers

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong, and disposable."
Mrs. White in the hall (Clue)

"Why is there always no rum?"
- Pirates (and me and my friends at most gatherings.)

"Kelly Clarkson!"

"You know how I know you're gay, cause you like Coldplay."
-40 Year Old Virgin (and many others I would get points for)

 

[DLBDS]

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job

That's gotta be Uncle Buck!

 

[KariC]

I'm so sorry, but as the world-record, all time, greatest Tommy Boy fan ever, I gotta correct that one.

It's "Fat guy in a little coat. Richard?!!! What's happening to me???!!!"

sorry.....I goofed. the movie is more my husband's fave...I jsut have to watch it with him whenever TNT plays it!

 

[tinkerbell87512]

From my favorite movie ever...

"They didn't agree on much. In fact they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time and they challenged each other everyday..But in spite their differences, they had one important thing in common, they were crazy about each other."

"If your a bird, I'm a bird."

-The Notebook....sigh makes me cry every time

 

[ms1031]

Hoggett: That'll do, pig. That'll do. ---------Babe

 

[Holly Sox]

sorry.....I goofed. the movie is more my husband's fave...I jsut have to watch it with him whenever TNT plays it!

Ahh. You are not afflicted, then, with the sickness that I have? My husband, both boys and I have that movie memorized. It's really rather pathetic.

Run while you still can!

 

[KariC]

Ahh. You are not afflicted, then, with the sickness that I have? My husband, both boys and I have that movie memorized. It's really rather pathetic.

Run while you still can!

RIP Chris Farley.

In a van, down by the river...(I know, not a movie quote)

 

[kimberlym4]

Mona Lisa Vito: "Oh yeah - you blend!"

Mona Lisa Vito: "Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could NEVER be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

AND - way too many to mention but here's a favorite
John Bender: "Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

 

[ms1031]

Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ----Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

[tinabheart]

RIP Chris Farley.

amen, sister.

 

[MichelleVW]

"My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I *am* the President." - The American President

."

I LOVE THAT ONE!!!

 

[Stacerita]

Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ----Rocky Horror Picture Show

All I could think is what they yell out next during a showing of this movie.

 

[PrincessaC]

"Maybe you haven't been keepin' up with current events man, but we just got our _'s kicked!"

Mikeeee

Love this movie!!

 

[sweet angel]

V: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

--V for Vendetta

"My name's Mater, like ta-mater, without the ta" - Cars

 

[Disneynutbsv]

Me, too...can anyone else recite the whole "Nothing Gold Can Stay" poem?

This book & movie was pure genuis. I think it was the first movie I ever saw in a movie theater...my sister dragged my poor grandmother to see it with us. I'm sure my grandmother was thinking WTH?

Here ya go:

That was the book that got me into really loving to read

 

[Disneynutbsv]

And that was done without a single drop of rum-Captain Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean: At worlds end