Memorable lines from movies

[Charade]

Del:We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our buttcheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those AREN'T PILLOWS!!!

 

[Disneynutbsv]

"It's twue! It's twue! It's weally weally twue!"

"What in the wide wide world of sports is goin' on here?"

"He'p me! He'p me! Somebody He'p me!"

"Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into ****. Amen. "

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."


"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"

"We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen! "

Love Mel Brooks!

 

[SandraVB79]

"Me, me! Pick me!" - Donkey in Shrek.
"Are we there yet?" *pop* - Also Donkey in Shrek (2). My brother and I say this constantly when we drive from home to DLP. It makes my mom nuts!

Out of the Lion King, but I am not sure of the exact English version (I just love the Dutch version of it): When Zazu is "trapped" by Scar, at some point Scar asks him why nobody likes him, and then Zazu says something: "Do you want the short list or the long one?" (Wilt u de korte lijst of de lange?)

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone with the wind

"Chocolates, flowers, promises you don't intend to keep..." - Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast

"Rex, you look fantastic" (or something along those lines) - Bree in desperate Housewives

"On your left hand side, you can see the second-most feared animal of the Jungle: The African elephant. On your right hand side, you can see THE most feared animal: his mother in law" - BWAHAHA! OK, it's not from a movie, it's a Jungle Cruise joke (only heard it at DL though), but I go on the cruise over and over again to just hear this one! I love it

 

[AmberDaClown]

"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing."

The first seven minutes of Glengarry Glen Ross is my favourite scene in any film. Alec Baldwin just rocks. Most of the other lines I cannot print here, but they are fantastic.

"Put. That coffee. Down.....Coffee's for closers only."

 

[bcvgal]

"Why Ike what ever do you mean?"
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