Memorable lines from movies

[Mean Queen]

"Eeeeevil, like the fru-its of the deveeel."
"His head is like a giant orange on a toothpick."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer

"Get in my belly."
"Who does number two work for?"
"You tell that turd who's boss."
- Austin Powers series

"What's in the box?"
- Seven

"Demented and sad, but social."
- Breakfast Club

 

[ljhmom]

Jake: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.
Samantha: It already came true




I love that movie!


I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.-The Godfather

 

[Rock'n Robin]

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"(Animal House)
"Daniel Simpson Day.....has no grade point average" (same)
"I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer." "Face it, you threw up ON Dean Wormer." (same)
"7 years of college down the drain." (same--guess my favorite move)
"I fart in your general direction. Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries!" (MP and the Holy Grail--I may have father and mother mixed up, LOL)
"That must be the king." "How can you tell?" "He hasn't got s*** all over him" (same)
"She turned me into a newt!" "a newt?" "I got better." (same)
"Tanks fer Nuttin!" (with Irish accent--Caddyshack)
"you'll get nothing and like it!" (same)
"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it" (same)
"My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat" (same)
Robin M.

 

[DISUNC]

"NO...THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU Mr. Acavano" from Wise Guys with Danny Devito & Joe Piscapo!

Devito & Piscapo steal Mr. Acavanos Credit card...and everytime they use it the Retail clerk says "Thank you Mr Acavano"...and Joe piscapo always say "noooooooooo thank YOOOOOOOOOOOOU Mr. Acavano"

(funnier heard then read)

Anyhooooooo whenever me and my friend say thank you too each other its always..."NOOOOOOOOOOO Thank yoooooooooooou Mr. Acavano"

Ya gotta be there!

 

[DISUNC]

"Tanks fer Nuttin!" (with Irish accent--Caddyshack)
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[Sinderelli]

"We're gonna do it for Johnny man, we're gonna do it for Johnny" ~The Outsiders

I love The Outsiders!!! At the time I was all for C. Thomas Howell, lol.

Me, too...can anyone else recite the whole "Nothing Gold Can Stay" poem?

This book & movie was pure genuis. I think it was the first movie I ever saw in a movie theater...my sister dragged my poor grandmother to see it with us. I'm sure my grandmother was thinking WTH?

Here ya go:

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Everyone knows "You can't handle the truth!" from A Few Good Men, but I personally prefer "Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?"

 

[Hypermommy]

Great thread! My fave lines:

I'll think about that tomorrow. -- Gone with the Wind
We named the dog Indiana -- Indiana Jones ... Holy Grail (can't remember name)
Take off your hat... if you wanna -- Smokey and the Bandit
Too much LDS in the 60s -- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

 

[smilie]

Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

 

[nephthys43]

i forgot one...

take her to cambodia. buy her a lobster dinner. pay more than a dollar. - mib2

 

[MrsToad]

"Speak!" (High Road to China)

 

[TinkerbEllnor]

"He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans!"
-the Jerk

 

[J.C.&ALI'SMOM]

If you can't say anything nice, come sit by me... - Steel Magnolias

Ohh, that movie has a ton of great quotes:

Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.

Truvy: Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.

Annelle: Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.

Clairee: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

Truvy: Well, these thighs haven't gone out of the house without lycra on them sice I was 14.
Clairee: You were brought up right.

Truvy: There is no such thing as natural beauty.

 

[Cool-Beans]

Lines I actually use are:

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K" from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and "Where you at, Desmando?" from The Fugitive. Neither are super-famous, but I like them a lot and they work for me.

I do love, "We're going to need a bigger boat" from Jaws. That movie had a lot of great lines. Like when his wife is describing his fear of water and says there is a name for it, what is it? He replies, "drowning."

 

[Stacerita]

I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

I am looking for a dare to be great situation.

The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.

I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?

-Say Anything

 

[Disneylover79]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball....... -Dodge Ball


Terri

Love it!!!
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

 

[Disneylover79]

"I see you are drinkiing low fat milk, is that because you think your fat?"- Napoleon Dynamite

You gonna eat those tots?- Napoleon Dynamite

"Little 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus" - Telladega Nights

 

[JR6ooo4]

How can you go wrong with a line like "I'll make you eat both your own buttocks" from Yellowbeard (see my avitar).

A yellowbeard is never more dangerous then when he is dead!

Mikeeee

 

[JR6ooo4]

"fra-gee-lay. Must be italian." - a christmas story

nothing could drag us away from the incandescent glow of electric sex except the orphan annie show.



MIkeeee

 

[kangareaux]

I will FONG you!
~A Knights Tale

I don't know why, but that line just totally cracks me up.

(Note to self....time to rent this again...)






OH! And I forgot...

"I'm an @&&"
~Much Ado About Nothing