Memorable lines from movies

[tinkerbellblondie19]

"Exercise gives you endorphines. Endorphines make you happy. Happy people don't kill their husbands. They just don't." --Legally Blonde.

 

[Disneynutbsv]

"Exercise gives you endorphines. Endorphines make you happy. Happy people don't kill their husbands. They just don't." --Legally Blonde.

that line cracks me up everytime I see that movie!

 

[FloraFauna]

"Take your stinking paws off me you ******, dirty ape." Planet of the Apes

"I suggest you put on a tie!" Young Frankenstein

"How about a shave" Sweeney Todd

 

[FayeW]

"You have caused confusion and delay". Sir Top.N.Hat (Thomas the Tank Engine).

OK, not a movie, but it is one of our favourite quotes to use around the house.


"There's one in every family, sire...two in mine!" Zazu, The Lion King

"Talk about your fixer-upper!" (Timon) The Lion King.

 

[Philagoofy]

"Badges? We ain't got no badges!
We don't need no badges!
I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

 

[Christopher Robin]

"Because we live here!"
Jed, 'Red Dawn'

 

[Evil Genius]

"Listen...do you smell something?" Ghost Busters

 

[mill4023]

I'm a big Tarantino fan, especially for his dialogue.

A few from Pulp Fiction:

Normally, both your *** would be dead as *** fried chicken, but you happen to pull this *** while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much *** this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ***.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

From Kill Bill

The Bride: I need Japanese steel.
Hattori Hanzo: Why do you need Japanese steel?
The Bride: I have vermin to kill.
Hattori Hanzo: You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.
The Bride: ... Huge.

And I can't believe nobody has mentioned Office Space yet.

Yeah, did you get the memo?

Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

 

[Cinderella504]

There's no place like home... .

 

[Mean Queen]

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

That's one of my favorite bits. That movie does have a lot of great quotes. I'm can't ever think of a stapler or birthday cake at the office without channeling Milton.

Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...
Nina: Just pass.
[while the cake passes Milton mutters - eventually everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [muttering] I could set the building on fire.

Joanna: You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.
Joanna: Yeah. You know what, yeah, I do. I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.

 

[Disneynutbsv]

There's a snake in my boot!-Woody
You're a sad strange little man.-Buzz Lightyear

 

[mill4023]

That's not flying. Its falling...with style.

 

[Figment22]

Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food. (this one is my all time fav )

I'm right there with you on this one. There have been plenty of times when either DH or I have been hungry and looked at each other saying, "The Donger need food!" Our kids just look at us like we're both nuts! That's just a great line.

On a completely different note, this is one of my all time favorites:
"This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime." The Bridges of Madison County I think it's the most romantic line ever.

 

[wildernessgirl]

It's good to be the King!- History of the World part I
Eddie is there something wrong with the dog? No, he's just choking on a bone, He got it up!- Christmas Vacation
I'm your Damm tour guide Artie. Please take all the damm pictures you want. Are there any damm questions? Yeah, when can I find me some damm bait? -Vegas Vacation
Sorry folks! The park's closed, the moose out front should have told you! -National Lampoon's Vacation
Clark, is that what you want? Who her, no she's ugly! -National Lampoon's Vacation
If sometimes I've given you the impression that I'm your friend, I apologize - Chuck and Larry

 

[Ride Junkie]

Me, too...can anyone else recite the whole "Nothing Gold Can Stay" poem?

This book & movie was pure genuis. I think it was the first movie I ever saw in a movie theater...my sister dragged my poor grandmother to see it with us. I'm sure my grandmother was thinking WTH?

Here ya go:

Me too! C. Thomas Howell was my favorite also. And to this day, "Nothing Gold Can Stay" is the only poem I can recall in its entirety.

 

[SomePixiedust]

Build it and they will come...Field of Dreams

Hi. My name is Brad Majors (insert crude audience participation here) and this is my fiancee Janet Weiss (insert...oh you know )...Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

[tonilea]

"It's twue! It's twue! It's weally weally twue!"

"What in the wide wide world of sports is goin' on here?"

"He'p me! He'p me! Somebody He'p me!"

"Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into ****. Amen. "

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."


"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"

"We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen! "

 

[goofinoff]

Didn't read through this whole thread so I apologize for any duplicates


From Steel Magnolias:
"Oh, Weesa, You know I love ya more than my luggage!"
"He doesn't know if his should scratch his watch or wind his butt!"

From French Kiss:
"Shut up. Is it a word?"
"Ahh...beautiful! Wish you were here!"
"Maybe a little something like....theeeees!!"

Meet the Parents:
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

Field of Dreams:
(as Ray watches the "baseball men" disappear) "That is so cool!"

Top Gun:
"Slider, (sniff) you stink!"

 

[luvindisneyworld]

My Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get.

 

[goofinoff]

Got another one....
Pretty Woman:
"You work on commission right? Big mistake! Huge! I have to shop now!"

The Wedding Singer:
"Well it is a material world and I am a material girl....or boy!"
"Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!"