LIVE FROM THE 11/19 Turkeyday Magic....

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I wish I had the guts then to have someone take my picture with him. But at the time and situation, it just did not seem like the thing to ask. Other people there did get a pic taken. But I didn't feel comfortable asking. I wish now that I had. Then I could post it here and TCD could doctor it up somehow.


W

Dubbya- I am having a hard time understanding this- you did not have the guts to ask the other Dubbya for a photo? For Pete's sake-you have no problem cavorting around with no shirt and wearing a wig, and you were too shy to ask for a photo? I am just not understanding this at all.

And, what is this about me doctoring photos? When? Where? The only thing I have done was clear up some fakes that other folks posted. I can understand that you want people to think that they are doctored, but they are obviously the real thing.

BTW- Kelli called and told me all about how she had to cancel your Valentines Day gift - she said she was looking for a better shot. Sorry things didn't work out, but I'm sure she will think of something else great to replace it with.

TCD

 

[Mickeyhugger]

Y I wish I had the guts then to have someone take my picture with him. But at the time and situation, it just did not seem like the thing to ask. Other people there did get a pic taken. But I didn't feel comfortable asking. I wish now that I had. Then I could post it here and TCD could doctor it up somehow.

DD Erin told her teacher this year that her dad had lunch with George Bush before, and the teacher sent home a letter about Erin telling tall tales in class. Go figure.

W

Oh man! One of those situations 'I wished I'd known then what I know NOW.' But yeah, it's great to meet someone but feels awkward asking to pose for a picture. (you just later silently kick yourself, right?) Poor Erin!

 

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So, Dubbya wants us all to believe that he was too shy to ask then Governor Dubbya to pose for a photo? Come on!

Well, it took some doing, but I contacted some of my friends who work for top secret government agencies, and asked them to search their data banks for a photo of our Dubbya with the other Dubbya. You know the government has files on everybody, especially someone like our Dubbya. We can't be too careful, you know.

So, here it is. A photo of our Dubbya at the picnic with the other Dubbya:

Dubbya, all you had to do is ask. BTW this was taken by one of those black helicopters that you are going to try to tell us don't exist.

And before Dubbya comes on here and attempts to convince ya'll that this is a doctored photo, I must repeat that this photo came from a top secret government source, and it is not a fake. I noticed that Dubbya's face looks a little brighter than the other Dubbya's, so I asked my source about that. It looks that way because they used some type of secret face scanning technology on the photo. Homeland Security is all I can say about that.

So I am on to you Dubbya! You want us to believe that you are just a humble Good Ole Boy from the Lone Star State. I see what is going on here. You and the other Dubbya are actually good friends, aren't you? You just want to fit in as a normal guy.

Well, you didn't fool me!

Feel free to let Erin take this photo to school. Man I wish I could be there to see the teacher's face when she has to eat her words.

TCD

 

[WMILLER86]

Man, I don't remember the Governor holding me THAT close! You are very resourceful, Andrew!
Yes, I guess I will have to admit a special relationship with W. BUT that was before Lampy! Let's get that straight. Or is that not "straight"?

After the hunting accident here in Texas, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Commission is passing around the hunting regulations regarding when you can and can't hunt attorneys. I think the season is year around.


By the way, Andrew, I have some friends that would like to invite you to our hunting lease this year. I have told them all about you. and you are just the kind of guy they would like to hang up. OOps, I meant to say "hang with."

Now, these regs came to me by email from a State Official. I did not write them, so I don't want you attorney types taking this wrong. Blame the Texas Game Wardens.


New State of Texas Hunting laws - Attorney season and bag limits

1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Texas State hunting license may harvest
attorneys.

2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of
currency as bait is prohibited.

3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally
struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine,
helicopter, or aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier"
for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW
dealerships.

7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills,
prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms,
law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to
hunt, trap, or possess it.

10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter,
drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or
tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

BAG LIMITS

1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3
3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5
4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
6. Cut-throat 2
7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty

 

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Man, I don't remember the Governor holding me THAT close! You are very resourceful, Andrew!
Yes, I guess I will have to admit a special relationship with W. BUT that was before Lampy! Let's get that straight. Or is that not "straight"?

After the hunting accident here in Texas, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Commission is passing around the hunting regulations regarding when you can and can't hunt attorneys. I think the season is year around.


By the way, Andrew, I have some friends that would like to invite you to our hunting lease this year. I have told them all about you. and you are just the kind of guy they would like to hang up. OOps, I meant to say "hang with."

Now, these regs came to me by email from a State Official. I did not write them, so I don't want you attorney types taking this wrong. Blame the Texas Game Wardens.

Sheesh! Dubbya- If I had any feelings I would be offended!

The only way that you can kill me is a wooden stake through the heart.

Hey, what is that that you are handing to the other Dubbya in the photo?

Massage oil? The key to your trailer? Narcotics? What is it? You guys obviously are really good pals.

You know, I might have been interested in coming out to Texas to hunt with your buddies, but after that whole Brokeback Mountain thing, I am going to have to pass. No offense, that just is not my thing.

TCD

 

[WMILLER86]

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[WMILLER86]

Sheesh! Dubbya- If I had any feelings I would be offended!

The only way that you can kill me is a wooden stake through the heart.


TCD

I know lawyer jokes don't hurt your feelings.

W

 

[LAMPSKIES]

Hey all just checking in here.....Kimis gone to the UP with her friend......looks like I get the kids and a snow storm tomorrow!!!!!10 inches tonight 8 more over night and 5 more tomorrow......better pack a few extra miller lites

 

[WMILLER86]

Ron, what is the UP?

W

 

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Hey all just checking in here.....Kimis gone to the UP with her friend......looks like I get the kids and a snow storm tomorrow!!!!!10 inches tonight 8 more over night and 5 more tomorrow......better pack a few extra miller lites

Lampy- I don't want to make you feel bad, but it might hit 80 here today. I had a meeting yesterday at a hotel on Clearwater Beach with a guy from NYC, and another guy who had just flown in from DC. It was in the low 70's without a cloud in the sky! Have fun on your snow day!

TCD

 

[LAMPSKIES]

Ron, what is the UP?

W

Well U P is upper peninsaula...actually all the Michiganers say that you must "cross the bridge" to be considered UP....I'm driving 270 miles UP to me that is U.P. Kim called a little bit ago for all you skiesrs and snow boarders......And todays snow is almost knee deep and they are saying 24 more lake effect!!!! I've got my "flasks" and miller lites...I'll make it!!!

 

[Disneyfan37]

Well U P is upper peninsaula...actually all the Michiganers say that you must "cross the bridge" to be considered UP....I'm driving 270 miles UP to me that is U.P. Kim called a little bit ago for all you skiesrs and snow boarders......And todays snow is almost knee deep and they are saying 24 more lake effect!!!! I've got my "flasks" and miller lites...I'll make it!!!

We have no doubt that you will make it!

Have a great time!

Maria

 

[bfosbenner]

Ron,
I thought the UP was someone who walked in your dealership!!?

 

[LAMPSKIES]

Ron,
I thought the UP was someone who walked in your dealership!!?

Spoken like a true car guy!!!! Someone walking thue the door looks like dollar bills to me!!

 

[DiszyGram]

I, my daughter and grandson will be on this year's Thanksgiving Magic cruise and I hope we have at least some of the great fun you all had last year. Seems your fun is still going on. There will be a few of you cruising again and with us.

Looking forward to the cruise and making new friends.

Gail

 

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Well U P is upper peninsaula...actually all the Michiganers say that you must "cross the bridge" to be considered UP....I'm driving 270 miles UP to me that is U.P. Kim called a little bit ago for all you skiesrs and snow boarders......And todays snow is almost knee deep and they are saying 24 more lake effect!!!! I've got my "flasks" and miller lites...I'll make it!!!

Lampy- I hope you are having a fun snow day! I was waiting to post this so I could give you today's high, but I'm running out of time. It is 79, bright and sunny right now I'll be out of here soon to fire up the grill and enjoy a few Corona's out by the pool. Now, can you remind me again why you want to live in the great white north? I'm not so sure about that Buffalo theory anymore.

TCD

 

[Mickeyhugger]

Lampy and Willie, I notice someone on the general DISboards is looking for the 10-day Holiday thread, and I know why she can't find it..because you guys probably aren't posting enough to keep it alive! That's okay, it's more fun over here isn't it? I think this thread must be setting records.

 

[DOOGIERUNNER]

Let keep the record going!!! I'm still eyeing SB.. looking at flights this morning! If I score, momma wants to stay home but I don't think she could refuse a cruise if the plans were made he he he he. I admit it won't me the same w/out you guys.

It was -7 this morning... it's 9 now.

Jackie got her schools schedule for next year, there's no way we'll be cruising in Dec boo hoo.

Lamps, I love the Durango!!

We're off to a figure skating competition tomorrow.

Willie, Bailey's almost mastered her "Texas two step" with a soccer ball.

 

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Yo Dubbya_



Have a good one!

TCD

 

[Mickeyhugger]

Yes! Happy Birthday!