Lines from Christmas movies you just LOVE!

[DMickey28]

Christmas Vacation:

Lot of Sap in here. Looks Great. Little full. Lot of Sap.

 

[amykay9377]

After A Christmas Story, NLCV is my FAVORITE Christmas movie of all time (and for those of you who get AMC on TV, they are doing FIVE nights of NLCV!)

Anyway, here is my favorite line (edited for those delicate eyes):

Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-butt, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey-poo he IS!
Hallelujah! Holy moly! Where's the Tylenol?

Other favorites include:

The Chinese Waiters singing at the end of A Christmas Story

The Meatloaf Song from A Christmas Story

The gravelly Ho! Ho! HO! from the Santa in a Christmas Story

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Merry Festivus, and for anyone I missed Happy Christmahannukwanzaakah!

 

[Jennasis]

If I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet I couldn't be any more surprised than In am right now. (Christmas Vacation)

SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRELLLL!!!!! (Christmas Vacation)

She look later Clark...her eyes are frozen. (Christmas Vacation)

Stuck? Stuck??? Stuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Christmas Story)

It was....Soap poisoning! (Christmas Story)

 

[OK!]

Christmas Vacation:
WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET TODD??
I DON'T KNOW MARGO!!!!!!!!

OMG, I thought my family were the only ones who love that line!

 

[AshleyW]

"And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky! And they call him.. Sandy Clawsss!" - The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?" - Home Alone

"I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love." - A Charlie Brown Christmas

 

[texasthumper]

White Christmas has some great lines:


"Vermont must be beautiful this time of year...all that underwear."

"What did you do, leave it in your snood?"

"Somewhere between OUCH and BOINNNNNGGG!"

I saw that AMC is airing it soon but they have annoying cuts and commercials. Hope I can find it uncut somewhere this year as I am too cheap to buy it for myself even though I love it!!!

 

[surfergirl602]

"You serious, Clark?"

 

[Rafiki31]

From Elf, when he is in the mailroom:

It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me !

 

[monkeybug]

ELF
"You don't smell like Santa! You smell like Beef and Cheese!"

 

[malibuconlee]

From Love Actually, kind of odd, but it always cracks me up.

Karen: So what's this big news, then?
Daisy: [excited] We've been given our parts in the nativity play. And I'm the lobster.
Karen: The lobster?
Daisy: Yeah!
Karen: In the nativity play?
Daisy: [beaming] Yeah, *first* lobster.
Karen: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Daisy: Duh.

 

[NikkiLovesWDW!]

"Smiling is my favorite!"

Elf

I was gonna put that one! LOVE Elf! Ok, there lines from that movie I love to quote...

"Buddy the Elf, What's your favorite color?"

"I'm in love, I"m in love and I don't care who knows it!"

"He's an angry elf....look at you!"

From Christmas Vacation...

"Grace? She passed away thirty years ago." "GRACE! THE BLEESSSSINNNG!"

 

[wdwgirl03]

Christmas Vacation

"Don't throw me down Clark"

"I'll try not to Aunt Bethany"

This is one of our absolute favorite lines. Actually that whole conversation is:

"Is your house on fire, Clark?"

"No Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights."

Also...Is Rusty still in the navy?

ETA: Seeing one from the Santa Clause made me think of the one I like in that. When Tim Allen is talking to the one elf, I forget exactly how old she says it takes her to perfect her hot chocolate recipe (something like 1200 years?). He says, "I must say you look pretty good for your age" and the girl elf says, "Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping."

 

[bettyann29]

From Elf
"You sit on a throne of lies"

I love that movie!

 

[paintnolish]

Christmas Vacation

"Don't throw me down Clark"

"I'll try not to Aunt Bethany"

We always used to giggle about this behind my Gma's back!

 

[paintnolish]

Or, the "dddddd" drum roll Clark does with his mouth, then belts out "Joy to the World!" as he plugs in the lights.

 

[Luv Bunnies]

"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!"
"He does not!"
"He does too! He looks like a pink nightmare!" -- A Christmas Story

"Let's be independent together!" -- Rudolph

"You look hilarious! Who sent you?"
"Papa Elf!"
"Papa Elf?"
"From the North Pole!"
"The North Pole?" -- Elf

"So, do you wanna eat food?" -- Elf

 

[DisneyLover83]

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear. ~Elf

 

[klacey1]

From Elf, when he is in the mailroom:

It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me !

That was my favorite!
Also love-- "So, do you want to eat? You know, the CODE"

 

[mickeywho?]

This thread is killing me...

Here's one from Christmas Vacation

Audrey: Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
Ellen: Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.

My DS12 favourite lines are from Elf

Buddy the Elf, what's your favourite colour?

I like smiling, smiling is my favourite!

 

[Stacerita]

A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town. (Its A Wonderful Life)