Lines from Christmas movies you just LOVE!

[apirateslifeforme]

"Looks great. Little full. Lotta sap." When Clark cuts the rope holding the tree in Christmas Vacation...

And Ellen (I think): Oh, Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear...did I break wind?

I also love the "fra-GEE-lay" line from Christmas Story. Every time I see the word "fragile" somewhere, I have to say, "Must be Italian."

 

[PlutoLuvr]

Christmas Story:

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

Bad Santa:

"Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna sh!t right for a week!"

Home for the Holidays:

"I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those *******s went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us."

 

[LuvOrlando]

"I TRIPLE dog dare ya!" (slight breach of etiquette skipping the double dog dare)

"Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"

"Show mommy how the piggies eat. That's it. Mommy's little piggy!"

"Oh my God, I shot my eye out!"

YEP! I just LOVE this movie!

Another good line, "Fragile (pronounced Frag-E-lay) that must be Italian."
you can catch it on you tube


AND of course, from Elf: sniff sniff sniff "You stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa", pulls off beard, " He's a fake!"
Find it by looking for "Throne of lies" on you tube.

 

[T16GEM]

Where do you think you are going to put a tree that big?

Bend over and I'll show you!

DH and I start watching NLCV in September - never gets old! We too quote it nearly every day, our ds had pooped his diaper the other day and DH wispered "shi**ers full" to me!

 

[Jennasis]

Where do you think you are going to put a tree that big?

Bend over and I'll show you!

DH and I start watching NLCV in September - never gets old! We too quote it nearly every day, our ds had pooped his diaper the other day and DH wispered "shi**ers full" to me!

"You can't talk to me like that!"

..."I wasn't talking to you."

 

[Smiley.Socks]

"Buddy the Elf, what's your favourite colour?"

 

[dislaney]

Love all the Elf quotes.

Here's one from The Santa Claus

"Whoa, Dad! You're flying"
"It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s."

 

[nmmom95]

Oh my word, I could probably quote this whole movie. We use lines from it in everyday life all the time. I'd almost be willing to wager that we use at least one line from it every singe day!

My family does this, as well! That movie is hysterical!

 

[BigEeyore]

From Christmas Vacation:

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a**hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

 

[bwolfe]

Randy: Dads gonna kill Ralphie
Mom: Dads not going to KILLRalphie

 

[snapppyd]

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings. (It's a Wonderful Life)

 

[dnarkie]

NLCV

Aunt Bethany: "What's that sound? Do you hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound."

Uncle Lewis: "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Gen.Waverly: I got along just fine without you in the Army.
The maid: Yeah. It only took 15,000 men to take my place

 

[legalsea]

"God Bless Us, Every One!"

 

[jimmalru80]

From "A Christmas Story"...

"The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was... Naddafinga!

 

[Luv Bunnies]

Randy: Dads gonna kill Ralphie
Mom: Dads not going to KILLRalphie

We have a bunny named Ralphie and we say that everytime he gets into mischief!

Here's our favorite from The Year Without a Santa Claus:

(Jingle and Jangle, the elves, are riding a reindeer on the street)

Policeman: All right! Pull over!
Elves: What's the problem, officer?
Policeman: You're under arrest for riding a...what's that?
Elves: That's Vixen!
Policeman: You're under arrest for riding a Vixen the wrong way on a one-way street!
(Can't help but notice the irony in that statement!)

 

[smi727]

ELF
"You don't smell like Santa! You smell like Beef and Cheese!"

DH tells me I smell like beef and cheese all the time!

 

[Mermaid02]

All from Home Alone

"When i grow up and get married, i'm living Alone!!!"

"Bring me back something French!" (my personal favorite, i can't stop saying this one!)

Whenever anyone is going anywhere we always say, "Bring me back something French!" LOL

 

[Feralpeg]

"Light the lamp, not the rat!"

 

[mrsklamc]

I try to stick to the four food groups. Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns, and Syrup!