Lines from Christmas movies you just LOVE!

[FlightlessDuck]

All of these are from White Christmas. None of them are about Christmas.

Phil: "Vermont is beautiful this time of year; all that underwear."

Bob: "What's the tab? Wow."
Phil: "Wow? How much is 'Wow'?"
Bob: "Somewhere between 'Ouch' and 'Boing'."
Phil: "Wow..."

Phil: "Let's just say we're doing it for an old pal in the Army."

 

[WeLoveLilo05]

The Santa Clause, my daughter thinks Santa's "real name" is Scott Calvin but anyways....from that movie.

"Seeing Isn't Believing, Believing is seeing"

"Neil: What about Santa's reindeer? Have you even seen a reindeer fly?
Charlie: Yes.
Neil: Well, I haven't.
Charlie: Have you ever seen a million dollars?
Neil: No.
Charlie: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean is doesn't exist."
....I try to use the "million dollar reference" when applicable in my life lol.

"We're your worst nightmare, Elves with attitude."

A Christmas Story:
"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. "

"I Can't put my arms down!!!"

 

[browneyes106]

"Aunt Bethany, does your cat by any chance eat jello?"

"I don't know about the cat, but I sure am enjoying it."

Love those lines.

 

[cglaura]

Noel

"My name is Noel...and I have a happiness!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb96EAYgNC8

 

[Saphire]

Angel: A man down on Earth needs our help.
Clarence: Splendid! Is he sick?
Angel: No, worse. He's discouraged.

Mary to George: Is this the ear you can't hear out of? George Bailey I'll love you till the day I die.

Clarence: We don't have money in heaven.
George: Yeah...comes in pretty handy down here, bub.

 

[marcyinPA]

OMG, there are so many lines from Elf that my kids say over and over and over. We LOVE that movie!!

You're not Santa. You stink. You smell like beef and cheese.

Fran-cis-co! That's fun to say!

Hello Deborah! You're so pretty, you should be on a Christmas card!

Santaaaaa! I know him! I know him!!!

 

[DisneyCowgirl]

"Towel...towel...vhs...towel. Most of these are towels!" from Scrooged

 

[NewCrew42]

Christmas Vacation

Ellen:
"I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery"

This is my all time favorite line. I happen to quote it at most family get togethers.

Just randomly.

When there is an awkward silence.

Or a family member has just made a bazaar comment.

I just quote this line.

 

[Robindianne]

"Fixed the newel post" from NLCV. Every time my DH or I break or fix something we say, "fixed the newl post"

 

[bunkkinsmom]

"Fixed the newel post" from NLCV. Every time my DH or I break or fix something we say, "fixed the newl post"

hahahahahahahahahha

 

[rie'smom]

"Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." "Atta boy Clarence." It's a Wonderful Life

 

[bookgirl]

"Did you try staples?"

Bill Murry from Scrooged.

 

[JaneBanks]

Every single line spoken from A Christmas Story!

"Be sure to drink your olvatine. Olvatine? A crummy commercial?"

"Don't eat that! Its still got an hour to cook. You'll get worms!"


I can quote the entire script of NLCV lol.

 

[stevenpensacola]

From A Charlie Brown Christmas (I know, I know... it's not a Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas special):

Charlie: I guess you were right Linus; I shouldn’t have picked
this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess
I don’t really know what Christmas is about. Isn’t there anyone
who understands what Christmas is all about?

Linus: Sure, I can tell you what Christmas is all about.

Linus goes to center stage, spotlight.

Linus: “And there were in the same country Shepards abiding in
the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the
angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone
round about them, and they were sore afraid. And the angel said
unto them, ‘fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great
joy which will be to all people. For unto you is born this day in
the city of David a savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this
shall be a sign unto you. Ye shall find the babe wrapped in
swaddling clothes lying in the manger.’ And suddenly, there was
with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God and
saying, ‘glory to God in the highest, and on Earth peace, good
will toward men.’”

Linus picks up blanket, walks back to piano.

Linus: That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

Silence.

Charlie picks up tree, smiles. Walks outside, stares at sky.

 

[lovesmurfs]

All of these are from White Christmas. None of them are about Christmas.

Phil: "Vermont is beautiful this time of year; all that underwear."

Bob: "What's the tab? Wow."
Phil: "Wow? How much is 'Wow'?"
Bob: "Somewhere between 'Ouch' and 'Boing'."
Phil: "Wow..."

Phil: "Let's just say we're doing it for an old pal in the Army."

Love White Christmas! "When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left."

 

[ddp9000]

OMG, there are so many lines from Elf that my kids say over and over and over. We LOVE that movie!!

You're not Santa. You stink. You smell like beef and cheese.

Fran-cis-co! That's fun to say!

Hello Deborah! You're so pretty, you should be on a Christmas card!

Santaaaaa! I know him! I know him!!!

hahaha yeah, such a great movie!

 

[threecrazykids]

"Fixed the newel post" from NLCV. Every time my DH or I break or fix something we say, "fixed the newl post"

I laugh so hard at this line!!