Lines from Christmas movies you just LOVE!

[starrzone]

"If I woke up with my head stapled to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised"!

-National Lampoons Christmas Vacation; Clark to Eddie

 

[spacemermaid]

"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!"
"He does not!"
"He does too! He looks like a pink nightmare!" -- A Christmas Story

"Let's be independent together!" -- Rudolph

"You look hilarious! Who sent you?"
"Papa Elf!"
"Papa Elf?"
"From the North Pole!"
"The North Pole?" -- Elf

"So, do you wanna eat food?" -- Elf

I see someone else beat me to the "pink nightmare!" quote!

They have these:

at Target now. (Yes, it is a PINK BUNNY SUIT IN AN ADULT SIZE!!! ) Of course I just had to get one. Because pink nightmare = hilarious.

 

[phragmipedium]

Um, pretty much every line from Elf and A Christmas Story. A few favorites from Elf I haven't seen yet:

"Did you *hear* that?" ...after a ginormous belch.

And: "You like sugar, huh?" "Is there sugar in syrup?" "Yes." "Then YES!"

And: "Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!" (referring to taxis)

 

[TheGoofster]

Shut Up Ralphie!!!

 

[Poohlovr]

A Christmas Story~

"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay."

“Only I didn’t say ‘Fudge.’ I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word!”

 

[Angelhalo]

Christmas Vacation:
WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET TODD??
I DON'T KNOW MARGO!!!!!!!!

Oh my word, I could probably quote this whole movie. We use lines from it in everyday life all the time. I'd almost be willing to wager that we use at least one line from it every singe day!

 

[Angelhalo]

Christmas Vacation

Ellen:
"I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery"


A Christmas Story
Adult Ralph narrates: "Honors and benefits already at the age of nine!"

Ellen: Well I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic"

Other faves from that movie:

I need to eat, so I can take my back pill!

My cousin, whose heart is bigger than his brain....

This is just a reallll nice surprise

If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you!

Well of all the cheap lousy ways to save a buck

You ready to do some kissin?

Wouldn't be the Christmas season if the stores were any hooter than they, hotter than they are!

Good talk dad!

Those little lights, they're not twinkling. I know that Ed and thanks for noticing.

Merry Christmas, kiss my *bleep*, kiss his *bleep*, Happy Hannukah

Uncle Clark are you sure you ain't santy claus?

I can't even afford to be an Elf.

I can't swim Clark. I know that Eddie!

Clark: Hey Kids. I heard an airpline Pilot spotted Santa in New York.

Eddie: You serious Clark?!

Naw, she couldn't come with us. She's in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey.

Everytime Catherine reved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so

She's a hell of a good cook, ugly as sin. Got these horns coming out of the side of her head.

Clark: It's a membership to the jelly of the month club...
Eddie: That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
Clark: That it is Eddie. That it is indeed

she falls in a well her eyes go crossed, gets kicked by a mule they go back...I dont know





Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ok I could keep going but I don't wanna quote the whole flippin movie! LOL!

 

[WL Fan]

Our Favorite: (all from Rudolph)

Mrs. Claus: "Eat, Poppa, eat!" to Santa, as she's trying to fatten him up.

We say it all the time...


And the runner up:

Rudolph as he's taking off in his first flight: "She thinks I'm cuuuute!"



And in third place:

Herbie: "I'm in-de-pen-dent!"

 

[Mermaid02]

Home Alone: At the grocery store

Cashier: Are you here alone?
Kevin: I'm 8 years old, do you think I'd be here alone?
C: Where's your Mom>
K: In the car
C: Where are your brothers and sisters?
K: I'm an only child
C: Where do you live?
K: I can't tell you
C: Why not?
K: Because you're a STRANGER

 

[paintnolish]

I see someone else beat me to the "pink nightmare!" quote!

They have these:

at Target now. (Yes, it is a PINK BUNNY SUIT IN AN ADULT SIZE!!! ) Of course I just had to get one. Because pink nightmare = hilarious.

Love it! Beats the pink heart blanket sleeper I have. Does it have a trap door?

 

[minniebeth]

Most of what I was going to post was already written, so I'll go with something else:

"Jury Duty, Jury Duty, blackmail, pink slips"....as the Grinch (Jim Carey) passes out his 'Christmas love' in the post office of Whoville.

From The Grinch

 

[lovesmurfs]

Love these!!

Didn't see any Claymation Christmas quotes (and if you haven't seen it, you need to!!)

Herb: And one of the ways to drive evil off... [rings bell] was by making a great deal of noise, as making noise was also lots of fun. Bell-ringing ceremonies became a part of the spirit of Christmas.

Rex: Next on our program is the exquisite Carol of the Bells.

Herb: [rings bell] This isn't driving you off!

And the "Here we come a waddling, Here we come a wallowing, Here we come a waffling..."

 

[lovesmurfs]

Also "White Christmas":

Phil Davis: When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.

Bob Wallace: When I figure out what that means I'll come up with a crushing reply.

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And "The Year Without a Santa Claus"

Snow Miser: So, Mrs. C., how's your hubby?
Mrs. Santa: Not too good, Snowy, he's got a bad cold.
Snow Miser: Aw, that's a shame. He should've come to see me, I'd've given him a good one. HO HA HO... a little chilly humor, there.

 

[Octoberbride03]

White Christmas has some great lines:


"Vermont must be beautiful this time of year...all that underwear."

"What did you do, leave it in your snood?"

"Somewhere between OUCH and BOINNNNNGGG!"

I saw that AMC is airing it soon but they have annoying cuts and commercials. Hope I can find it uncut somewhere this year as I am too cheap to buy it for myself even though I love it!!!

Too cheap?? Really?! Its like 5 bucks for the movie at my Target. I bought it a few yrs ago. Had a great commentary with Rosemary Clooney. You gotta go get the movie. I personally used to hate it, but my sister fell in love with it the first time she saw it and made me watch every yr. Now i love it. Go figure

 

[SamRoc]

All from Home Alone

"When i grow up and get married, i'm living Alone!!!"

"Bring me back something French!" (my personal favorite, i can't stop saying this one!)

 

[PollyannaMom]

Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to. Don't you see? It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles.


From the original "Miracle on 34th Street."

I love that one too!

And also when the judge says "Put them here on my desk." all slow and smug-like, and the hundreds of letters are dumped all around him.

 

[carone0318]

Sh*tter's full....

Gotta love cousin Eddie!

 

[texasthumper]

Too cheap?? Really?! Its like 5 bucks for the movie at my Target. I bought it a few yrs ago. Had a great commentary with Rosemary Clooney. You gotta go get the movie. I personally used to hate it, but my sister fell in love with it the first time she saw it and made me watch every yr. Now i love it. Go figure

Ooh, my hick town just got a Target store...now I WILL go and buy it! Thanks for the tip!!

 

[It'sWDW4me]

"I TRIPLE dog dare ya!" (slight breach of etiquette skipping the double dog dare)

"Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"

"Show mommy how the piggies eat. That's it. Mommy's little piggy!"

"Oh my God, I shot my eye out!"

 

[starrzone]

Oh my word, I could probably quote this whole movie. We use lines from it in everyday life all the time. I'd almost be willing to wager that we use at least one line from it every singe day!

My best friend and I (we've been friends for 18 years now!) love, LOVE this movie and have watched it innumerable times together. In fact, our city is having a midnight showing of Christmas Vacation on December 18th; we bought our tickets a month ago!

This movie was on AMC last night, and I just had to watch...there's something about it that makes it impossible to change the channel!