jenb1023
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So glad you are back, in all your correct grammar glory!!! Thank heavens another spelling soulmate!!!
When we leave here, from the big sand box over the sea, we'll have to face the house-selling giant, and experience the grief as well. But that's not for a year and a half yet.
I'm glad someone could understand my ramblings about snacking philosophies and eating strategies. Honestly, if it got more complicated than that, it would be like trying to understand Obama's healthcare plan.
Bananas. Sheesh! That was shotdown like something out of skies of Iwo Jima!!! I told her, I can't remember if it was here in this thread, that we could just Garden Grocer those suckers and pay about 1/10 of what they charge next to the balloons and Mickey plushes made by our next door neighbors.
Have you ever heard of Kettle Chips? They were "invented" in Salem, OR, by a Sikh man. This guy was actually neighbors with my husband, who was a boy then, of course. He and his sisters called them the "Turbanites".
Yes, we do all want to come visit you!
Thanks for the welcome back and I am happy to be on the spelling bandwagon! Kettle-cooked chips are the best kind! (unless you mean an actual brand called Kettle chips which I am not familiar with)
maroo and ThePreachersWife must be aware that:
1) I am NOT a morning person. The bugles may sound, the sargeant can scream in my ear, but I can tell you now, I do not like to get up, especially after staying out until 2:00 AM.
However, there are 2 things that will soften the blow to this repugnance of all things morning; good coffee, and the knowledge that to miss rope drop is something akin to a mortal sin.
2) I confess that I gag when I brush my teeth. Yup! There you have it, with nearly 100% regularity, I gag- out loud. If you really want to know, I come close to throwing up too. No, I'm not bulemic- AT ALL, but if the sink is not perfectly clean it tends to be worse. Neurotic I know. For all you psych majors out there, knock yourself out!
And just when you thought you couldn't stand to know anymore about me, I'll give you another exciting episode of "Misfits and Quirky Characters" tomorrow on Confessions of a Soldier!
Time for another Episode of "What's your hang up??"
3) I am a horrible nail biter! Like an, all-the-time, can't keep 'em out of my mouth nail biter. I know it will most likely not only irritate maroo and TPW, but it may even gross them out, being that we will be in perhaps one of the most germ-ridden places on earth. Let's face it, handrails, fastpass machines, CS tables, you name it! El Sicko!!
It's a habit I wish I could break- really, I do! So, I hereby give you both permission to give me gentle reminders during our trip, okay?
4) My hair is falling out, which makes for quite a messy problem. I apologize in advance for any that may happen to make themselves feel welcome in your meals.
It's not like I"m going bald or anything, but I sure do lose a lot! My husband thinks it's stress from living here; I think it's something in the water. Of course a lot of people make all kinds of jokes about the water and how our children came about.![]()
So here's my take on the confessions so far (BTW - I loved the whole pre-amble to the confessions!) Not a morning person is okay as long as you will bend the rules for rope drop or AM EMH. Gagging when you brush your teeth - an interesting quirk but not a deal-breaker. Nail biting - that one is kind of gross so Maroo and the preachers wife may need to spray your fingers with that bitter spray used to train dogs not to chew on the furniture

Looking forward to more confessions from you and the other soldiers!