Okay, I don't even know what to do with this!!! I am laughing so hard, I'm busting a gut!! You go from Zebra domes to BANANAS??!!!

See, you do like healthy things, but wouldn't you rather eat the banana WITH some chocolate on it??
Okay, I seriously think this needs some countering action. Like, I'm going to have to negate what you just posted with something so outrageously UN-healthy that it will just make all those banana vitamins get blown out of the water!!
Bring on the corndog nugget bombs!!!
Yup! Full of nitrates, fat, calories, absolutely FEW vitamins or minerals, but ohhh, so tasty good! So good in fact, that we chose to get THESE instead of ice cream across the street after Wishes. How about that?!
So everyone, head on down to Casey's anytime for walk on the fattening side! Then if you feel guilty whatsoever, maroo will teach you the finer side of schlepping bananas.
For those of you who care, or are feeling a little adventurous (or want to fill your house with smoke

) here's how:
Make this batter:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2/3 cup yellow cornmeal
1/4 cup white sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons bacon drippings
1 egg, beaten
1 1/4 cups buttermilk
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
I didn't have the bacon drippings, so I used shortening.
Cut your hotdogs into quarters.
Heat oil on medium-high burner. That caused some disastrous confusion last time we explored funnel cake how-to's, so use caution. Let's not be burning down our homes, okay. It shouldn't be smoking, but hot enough to have water spatter.
Coat each little doggie in flour. Your batter will NOT stick if you don't dust them with flour.
Then dip into the batter. Honestly I had a hard time getting the batter to stick even with the flour, so just keep at it. When you have enough on there, carefully drop into the oil and fry until golden brown. Like this:
Dip in lots of mustard or ketchup, and don't weigh yourself until you've done your aerobics.