Let's talk about embarrassing moments!

[Buckleigh]

Well, it didn't happen directly to me, but years ago I was in a training class for a new job and the trainer was somene I knew. Half way through the morning we took a break, everyone goes and gets their coffe/whatever. My friend comes over to me and we are catching up.... "So, what have you been doing since...yada yada yada" While we are talking one of the other trainees comes back and sits down with us. In a lull, he asks her, "So, when are you due?" Well I've been kinda thinking the same thing. Was she preg, or did she put on some weight? Well, she answered and cleared it all up. "I'm not pregneant" Talk about a pregneant pause after that!!! I was embarrassed for both my friend and fellow trainee! Ever since then, I never ask, always let someone else broach the topic. Last year a co-worker told another 8-month pregneant co-worker, "You don't look pregneant. You just look fat" HOW RUDE!


Buck

56 days till first trip to WDW
(Can some one tell me how to get my ticker to post, pluh leeze?)

 

[ChrisnSteph]

Oh geez, I have so many! Here's my most embarrassing: I had just gotten out of the shower and I was in the laundry room (next to the front door) trying to find a clean towel. Doorbell rings, and since I'm standing right there and I'm expecting my sister to come over, I take my towel, try and cover up and crack the door open. It's the UPS guy, and he needs me to sign for a package, so there I am, nothing but a towel covering up my front, and I'm trying to sign for this package. The UPS guy just stands there, smiling. So I shut the door, already embarrassed, and as I turned around I realized that the hall tree that was directly behind me has a MIRROR! The UPS guy saw my entire rear end when I was standing at the door! I wanted to die, and from that point on I refused to answer the door if it was that same UPS guy.

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Just the other day...we lost the power for the afternoon, my 7 month old nephew was coming over because I watch him in the afternoons. We had not had any power or heat for 3+ hours, so I needed to have him someplace warm. I decide to call my MIL the next town over...here is how it went.

*ring ring*

[soft, quiet female voice answers] "Hello?"

Me: "Hi, is your electricity on?"

Female voice: "Yes it is"

Me: "Oh, good. The kids get home in an hour, if we don't have our lights on when they get home, can I take them and the baby over there to hang out?"

Female Voice: "Who is this?"

Me: "Marie" [thinking...silly question]

Female Voice: "And who do you think you are talking to?"

Me: "Ummmm, my MIL?"

Female Voice: "I don't think so"

Me:[totally embarrassed, but thinking I could save another phone call] "Oh, sorry, I have the worng number, but you said you have lights, are you in Rockland by any chance?"

Female Voice: "No, Abington. May I ask where you are that you don't have lights? I just came from Quincy, and they are out also"

Me: [told her what town I was in] "Nice talking with you, now i have to call my MIL."

Female Voice: "Good luck"

Me: "Thank You" [click]

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

I thought of a few more. At church on Palm Sunday my nephew (6 yrs old) went up to the altar and received the cross of ashes on his forehead. After we sat down, he got up to (we thought) go to the bathroom. But instead, he'd gone downstairs to my mom's Sunday School room, wiped the ashes off his forehead, took a black magic marker and drew a HUGE cross on his forehead!! My mom & brother were horrified when he came back and sat down!! I was laughing so hard!!

In high school we were at this party and of course the boy I had a big crush on is there too. So we're all walking down these narrow, carpeted stairs to the basement and I'm about 4th in this procession. My shoes are super slippery so they came right out from under me and I go shooting down the stairs, kicking my friends in front of me all the way down. I landed at the bottom in a pile of laundry- soooo embarrassed. My beer bottle is foaming all over the place and I turn around to see if my crush saw me. No one was behind me so I thought I was safe. But actually, he and the other boys were around the corner laughing. They didn't want to be rude and laugh right in my face!!

DS6 cut one really loud in church a few Sundays ago. We sit right in the front behind the confirmation boys and when it happened DD4 goes, "Trey!!" like she was so disgusted with him. I look over at my mom hoping no one heard all this, but my mom looked ready to explode from trying not to laugh. So did the confirmation boys.

Like I said in my earlier post, I got a million of em. This is only scratching the surface!!

 

[NeverlandClub23]

A couple of years ago I went to church with my boyfriend at the time. It was his church and it was newly built. It was an auditorium kind of church with the pastor on a stage. When they did songs they turned off all of the lights, and we happened to come in during one of those songs. It was an extremely sunny day and my eyes could not get adjusted. Everything looked pitch black. So he took my hand and just led me down a row. We eventually stopped and I thought it was safe to sit down as I still could not see anything but darkness. I sat on some lady's lap and she screamed so loud. Apparently, my boyfriend was just stopped waiting to get by the person that was sat. Turns out after it was all over and the lights came on my boyfriend looked at me, started laughing, and said "Oh no, you sat on my ex-girlfriend". I was so embarrassed and practically ran when it was over.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

I was a walking porn-parade. With 2 boys taking up the front and the rear.

Oh tagfairy....

TOV

 

[NeverlandClub23]

Well, it didn't happen directly to me, but years ago I was in a training class for a new job and the trainer was somene I knew. Half way through the morning we took a break, everyone goes and gets their coffe/whatever. My friend comes over to me and we are catching up.... "So, what have you been doing since...yada yada yada" While we are talking one of the other trainees comes back and sits down with us. In a lull, he asks her, "So, when are you due?" Well I've been kinda thinking the same thing. Was she preg, or did she put on some weight? Well, she answered and cleared it all up. "I'm not pregneant" Talk about a pregneant pause after that!!! I was embarrassed for both my friend and fellow trainee! Ever since then, I never ask, always let someone else broach the topic. Last year a co-worker told another 8-month pregneant co-worker, "You don't look pregneant. You just look fat" HOW RUDE!


Buck

56 days till first trip to WDW
(Can some one tell me how to get my ticker to post, pluh leeze?)

This same thing happened to this girl I was a teller with in Cincinnati. She was about 20 and had a two year old son and had never lost the stomach weight so she always looked like she could be a few months pregnant. Just about daily a customer would come in and say "Congratulations!" and she would have to tell them she wasn't pregnant but none of them ever seemed embarrassed or that it was out of line for them to even say anything. One day an older lady comes in and says "Congratulations! When are you due?" and the girl said "Never. I'm not pregnant" and the lady says "Yes you are" and the girl says "No really I'm not" and the woman says loud enough for a whole lobby of people to hear "Well then, honey, you need to lose some weight because you really look pregnant." The girl quit the next week because she realized maybe she wasn't cut out for a customer service kind of job, but I can't imagine how embarrassed she must've been.

 

[NeverlandClub23]

I have so many. My WDW one is when we were staying at WL and the guy came over to help us with our bags. He was sooooooo cute and I was so busy staring at him, that he finally looked up and caught me right as I ran head first into the open car door, splitting my forehead open. So I'm sure I looked real cute with blood dripping down my forehead and my very sympathetic caring family laughing at me.

 

[alliecats]

I was in first grade, Catholic School. Sister Maureen had chosen me to represent the 1st grade and gave me a speaking piece in a program the school was putting on, with kids from all eight grades.

We practiced in the Church...on the altar. Much to my joy, I was assigned a place standing next to the hottest boy in the 2nd grade (LOL)...I'd had a HUGE crush on him all year.

About halfway into the program, I realized I had to pee. But you know how it is, sometimes nuns are scary and I was afraid to ask. And to admit that I actually did something as common as PEE...in front of the hottest boy in school??? So I held on.

Next thing I knew, I peed my pants, all down my legs onto the altar. Time stopped. Everyone listened to the sound of pee hitting carpet. Sister Maureen said, "Alexandra, do you need to go the bathroom?" I said, "I already did."

After getting somewhat cleaned up I realized there was a big stain on the carpet. The second grade boy looked down and said kindly, "If you stand on it, maybe no one will see." So I did. But I never could look him in the eye after that.

 

[belle_of_the_ball]

i was at school until 8 at night...because im cool like that!
and being 8 at night and my best friend and I decided to take off our shoes and slide down the freshly cleaned halls while singing "i wan a hippopatumus for christmas" so we're sliding and singing when I suddenly hit a pole....right in the core building. Then we walk out side and we thought that nobody could see us but....the entire freshman football team was standing outside and had seen me slide and hit the pole....wow..i know most of them so they still havent let me live that one down!

 

[kimg826]

I have had a couple of really red faced times, the first one was when I was a freshman, went to a party on Friday night, I had a dress on and the night got cooler so a my friend let me borrow a pair of her pants, well, one of my guy friends let me borrow his jacket for the night. Not thinking anything about it I put my slip and nylons in the pocket. Returned the jacket to him monday at school. When I came out at break, he put his hands in his pockets and what do you think he pulls out in front of everyone.
The second one was also when I was in school, went to the little girls room, and I was wearing a dress and came out with it stuck in my panty hose in the back of it.

 

[dis sjw]

my most embarrassing thing i ever did was one time this is going years back i went to the movies with friends the movie was heavyweights anyway half way through i did not feel good so i went in the hall way to get air so i threw up in the garbage can first being very disorented i actidently went into the ladies room and threw up in there!!!VERY EMBARRASSING.dis sjw

 

[DisnyMama]

We were coming home from WDW in December and I was in the ladies room at MCO while waiting for our flight. I came out of the very last stall and before I could get to the sink I slipped on the wet floor and slid on my knees about halfway across the room right in front of a line of women standing, waiting for stalls to open up. I looked up at all these faces starring down at me and I was so embarrassed. By the entrance door was a sign saying "Caution, wet floor". The funny thing was the employee who had just mopped the floor saw what happened and said "didn't you see the sign?". Seeing as I came from the opposite direction all I could do was laugh.

 

[Marseeya]

It was in 5th grade and after lunch we were required to line up by the door and wait until the the class had finished eating, then as a group we would walk back to our classroom. Well I was minding my own business standing behind the boy I had a crush on and my best friend comes up from behind and pushes me. I fall forward onto the boy. I try to stop myself from falling by grabbing him. As I grab him I have a hard time getting a grip and my hands slide down his body and I finally grip his pants at the waist and I pull them down to his ankles. Now I want you to picture this....I am face down in a plank position with my arms stretched out and my hands gripping his pants.

This would be mortifying no matter how old you are, but 5th grade!!!

 

[LindsayDunn228]

My last pelvic exam. You know where the doc presses on your tummy and places a finger where no finger is supposed to be and your just praying you don't fart??

DO NOT feel bad!! I do this one often and I warn them before they even start!!

I know I know, it's gross, but a part of being a paraplegic means you can't always control your farts. So oh well. We always get a laugh out of it.

 

[Marseeya]

DO NOT feel bad!! I do this one often and I warn them before they even start!!

I know I know, it's gross, but a part of being a paraplegic means you can't always control your farts. So oh well. We always get a laugh out of it.

I don't know what my DD's excuse is then, because she can't control her farts either! You can't get her giggling or laughing, because then the gas comes out both ends.

I have such a lowbrow sense of humor... farting always cracks me up.

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Marseeya, I agree!! I think unless you are one of those people who are so uptight and have stick up their ****, farts will always be funny