Magic Kingdom In The Sky
All my life I have been searching for that fabled promised land,
With my sisters and my brothers we shall walk there hand-in-hand.
Through the trials and tribulations and the devils cruel temtations.
I know that we'll all get there one day!
After years and years of wandering, oh that kingdom we shall find
and the doors might not be open but we'll gather in the line.
And our hearts will swell with pride the day those gates swing open wide and take a walk down Main Street USA!
Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky!
We will all be there together by and by!
We will all drink from the fountain and go riding on Space Mountain!
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky!
When Mother Minnie and Father Dopey and Saint Tinkerbelle abide
There will be no more cares or sorrows on that heavenly teacup ride
I will lay down all my fears when I put on those big black ears
And join the choir to sing in harmony
We will sing the song of aimless soul, that one gone astray
Who were lost but now were found in the Electrical Parade
Singing Hakuna Matata, growing mouseketeer stigmata
In the only club thats made for you and me!
Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky!
We will all be there together by and by!
All Gods children shall be free in The Pirates of the Carribean
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky!
Oh, the meekest and the poorest their inheritance shall see
and a zillion Japanese tourist all will join the jamboree
They will ride that holy Monorail into sweet providence
When they learn their redeemer is a mouse in short red pants! (Nice pants)
Wont you take me to Orlando where the sun is shining bright?
All the angels are clean shaven and the people snowy white
Where your problems are all hidden and unhappiness forbidden
You will find salvation for a modest fee!
Climb into my Winnebago and if you will help with the gas
Then maybe we can finagle you a five or six day pass
May your afterlife be blessed just American Express it
Let Master Card and Visa set you free!
Oh that Magic Kingdom in the Sky we will all be there together by and by
All religions may be practiced there except for Southern Baptist
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
Oh that Magic Kingdom in the Sky manufactured by that Uncle Walter guy
We'll give thanks to that old geezer and we'll keep in the freezer
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the...sky!