This week....
Procrastinate...
Stress about tight airline connections...
Miss a few more pirates by just one....
Procrastinate some more...
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I can see it now...
You stroll into work, through a beautifully decorated lobby decorated with plush sofas, well kept plants, and scattered piles of money lying around. After quickly glancing around and noticing mostly dollars, pounds, and a surprisingly large amount of Albanian Lek, you turn to the receptionist and ask "you wouldn't have any Euro lying around".
Without interupting her phone conversation she gestures to a dusty corner with colorful fluttering paper that you had originally mistaken for a butterfly cage. Sure enough, it's Euros in any denomination you can imagine. You grab 600 or so, not wanting to be greedy, then head to your second floor office where you work as a ....
Seriously - I want your job
P.S. Welcome!!!