Is it Juan-uary yet? Bachelor Juan Pablo dish - NO SPOILERS please!!!

[shortbun]

Tried, once again, to watch Juan Pablo's Bachelor. Didn't make it 10 minutes. Nothing is compelling and aside from looking good, his personality is blah. He's also tiny. My husband is 6'5" and well built. I like em big!

 

[kimmar067]

Tried, once again, to watch Juan Pablo's Bachelor. Didn't make it 10 minutes. Nothing is compelling and aside from looking good, his personality is blah. He's also tiny

.....I think we need Clare to verify before making any rash judgment.....

 

[iheartdisney]

.....I think we need Clare to verify before making any rash judgment.....

And it was a "warm water ocean" as she kept saying, so no shrinkage excuses there!

Speaking of tiny Bachelors though, Jake was on Rachel and Guy's Celebrity Cook Off, and he looked like a child next to Penn Jillette!

 

[kimmar067]

Speaking of tiny Bachelors though, Jake was on Rachel and Guy's Celebrity Cook Off, and he looked like a child next to Penn Jillette!

…no biggie....EVERYBODY does....

 

[lisaviolet]

Tried, once again, to watch Juan Pablo's Bachelor. Didn't make it 10 minutes. Nothing is compelling and aside from looking good, his personality is blah. He's also tiny. My husband is 6'5" and well built. I like em big!

Me too. Whoops, not on the like em big. Laughing. Agreeing how hard it is to watch him. I guess I picked the wrong season to watch in its entirety. And I enjoyed Kelly, so that fun is gone. She escaped.

I saw that. Thank you so much. This thread started really moving quickly and I forgot to thank you earlier.

I accidentally read a spoiler. BOOOO! Someone posted it in comment section of an Us Weekly Facebook post about a previous episode. I was so ticked!

First, BOO on that. I'm trying to stay away from the spoilers - so far, so good, but as you state it can just happen.

No need for thank you. I was excited to get an answer and didn't want you to miss it since we discussed the plant situation more and the thread had jumped a couple of pages. I would really love to know how they choose girls, like Danielle, to get no air time. Maybe sweet ones. But then again, Renee is sweet. Who knows. Only so much air time, I guess.

.....I think we need Clare to verify before making any rash judgment.....

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Chelsea Lately had a clip about their ocean fun last night.

 

[Imzadi]

Tried, once again, to watch Juan Pablo's Bachelor. Didn't make it 10 minutes. Nothing is compelling and aside from looking good, his personality is blah. He's also tiny. . . . I like em big!

.....I think we need Clare to verify before making any rash judgment.....

I was also wondering how Shortbun knows Juan Pablo's size? I have a new, large HD TV, but even I couldn't see in to the ocean.

 

[rmom50]

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Chelsea Lately had a clip about their ocean fun last night.

I saw that too Lisa. She agrees with us that there was penetration.

 

[rmom50]

I was also wondering how Shortbun knows Juan Pablo's size? I have a new, large HD TV, but even I couldn't see in to the ocean.

I'm imagining it the way it should be

 

[kimmar067]

I was also wondering how Shortbun knows Juan Pablo's size? I have a new, large HD TV, but even I couldn't see in to the ocean.

....I am NOT touching this one....the STATEMENT, that is....

 

[GagesMama]

You girls (I assume you're all girls, guess I shouldn't assume) crack me up!

Dis any of you see the Us Weekly post about JP and his ex (Camela's mom) being friends and laughing while reading gossip rags?

 

[Ride Junkie]

In the scenes for next week, Clare asks JP, "Did we do anything inappropriate?" Sooo, she thinks doing it on TV is appropriate? Or did they really not do it? I'm confused... Perhaps we'll never know. But it was a tired repeat of Ben & Courtney.

 

[Robinrs]

....his eyebrows ain't bad either...

Wait! He has EYEBROWS?????

 

[Robinrs]

I was also wondering how Shortbun knows Juan Pablo's size? I have a new, large HD TV, but even I couldn't see in to the ocean.

You'd need the large TV and a magnifying glass...

 

[minniebeth]

I'm in total polar vortex brain mode these days
Thank you for the entertaining posts

...and holy cowsa, forget JP (really...), I'd say Russ Wilson is definitely steaming up this thread around here!

 

[Wishing on a star]

Well, we all have seen how Juan Pablo has kind of turned from "All the woman love him because he is such a nice guy, a dad, etc", to kind of a big scuzz....

OMG, doing what he did with Clare, kissing a dozen other girls, (sometimes in FRONT of the other girls!!!) and then yet refusing to kiss others...

OMG... I was laughing SO hard by the end of last Monday's episode... Is thing a comedy or what....

Clare, after straddling the guy with her open legs, with her very fake tears... "But I have such a hard time opening up... sniff sniff".

And, okay, put the inflection of Juan Pablo's accent here, as he has been doing all of the things he has been doing...
Which, by the way, after what we have seen from him, no wonder the previews for next week say "It all goes to HELL....."
And, I am paraphrasing his quotes from the show...
"Ohhhhh...., the guhrls..... I am really liking the guhrls!!!!"

 

[Robinrs]

I'm in total polar vortex brain mode these days
Thank you for the entertaining posts

...and holy cowsa, forget JP (really...), I'd say Russ Wilson is definitely steaming up this thread around here!

Thank you, ma'am..​

 

[Imzadi]

In the scenes for next week, Clare asks JP, "Did we do anything inappropriate?" Sooo, she thinks doing it on TV is appropriate? Or did they really not do it? I'm confused... Perhaps we'll never know. But it was a tired repeat of Ben & Courtney.

I really don't think she was talking about being on TV. She was talking about whether it was inappropriate in the context of their relationship. Apparently, doing it on her 3rd or 4th time being with him - and for only about 20 minutes at a time, seems appropriate to her.

Clare, after straddling the guy with her open legs, with her very fake tears... "But I have such a hard time opening up... sniff sniff".

Apparently NOT!

 

[Imzadi]

Thank you, ma'am..​

Since we are talking about Seahawks guys with nice big arms, have you gals seen MVP, Malcolm Smith in this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8vJ7_lKEzk

 

[Ride Junkie]

Assuming filming is done, I wonder if Clare is back in Sacramento? The salon she works at is about 2 minutes from where I work...

 

[rmom50]

Assuming filming is done, I wonder if Clare is back in Sacramento? The salon she works at is about 2 minutes from where I work...

check for a baby bump