Is it Juan-uary yet? Bachelor Juan Pablo dish - NO SPOILERS please!!!

[Elinor Dashwood]

Soooooooo.... that's their story and they're stickin to it

I guess so... No way that was just some 4am kissing in the ocean.

 

[Imzadi]

Soooooooo.... that's their story and they're stickin to it (Claire & JP that is)

Yeah, "kissing" at 1am in the ocean would have been fine though. Just not at 4am.

 

[Imzadi]

Clare is so emotionally high maintenance! Juan Pablo looks bored with her, sitting on the couch listening to her.

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

Clare is so emotionally high maintenance! Juan Pablo looks bored with her, sitting on the couch.

She is. Did you hear her say that she wanted to bolt (and translated for Juan) when things got difficult??????? Warning, kids are difficult and Juan has a daughter and well, do the math.

 

[Imzadi]

What was wrong with her leggings that she had to "go change"???

 

[Dee77]

Plus hasn't she said it was something on her "bucket list??" Kissing naked in the ocean is not bucket list worthy IMHO, but what they actually did naked in the ocean is..

 

[GagesMama]

In the beginning, I really liked Nikki and Renee so I was really rooting for them. Now I still really like them, but I think JP deserves to be with Clare. She's right up his alley - can talk for hours about absolutely nothing. There's nothing going on upstairs for either of them.

 

[Imzadi]

haaaaaaaaaaaaa - did you see opera back up when the kiss came toward her

LOL!

Sharleen: "Wow, you just cut to the chase!"
Juan: "What does that mean?" Nevermind, I'll just stick my tongue down your throat again.

Yes! She is just NOT into him.

I really think Sharleen is repulsed by him.

Went back to take a look. Yeah, at one point, she even turned her head away, like she couldn't stand it anymore. Then she couldn't look him in the eye to talk after that. This seems like a science experiment for her. Gathering data on what kissing is about.

 

[Dee77]

Went back to take a look. Yeah, at one point, she even turned her head away, like she couldn't stand it anymore. Then she couldn't look him in the eye to talk after that. this seems like a science experiment for her. Gathering data on what kissing is about.

But before the kissing started she didn't say anything and just stared at his mouth.. so why was she so surprised that he leaned in to kiss her..

 

[Imzadi]

But before the kissing started she didn't say anything and just stared at his mouth.. so why was she so surprised that he leaned in to kiss her..

She was wondering if he could sing opera?

 

[Imzadi]

I wonder if Sharleen is crying because she wished she had been the one to go home?




Miami next week. Wow, how exotic!

 

[GagesMama]

Looks like Clare and Nikki get into it next week. Is it bad that I'm looking forward to that? LOL I thought it was so funny when they shared a snippet of Nikki saying something like, "I guess Clare is realizing that what she thought was hers actually isn't." Haha!

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

In the beginning, I really liked Nikki and Renee so I was really rooting for them. Now I still really like them, but I think JP deserves to be with Clare. She's right up his alley - can talk for hours about absolutely nothing. There's nothing going on upstairs for either of them.

Agreed. Claire and Juan are both vacant and superficial. They want to just have fun and make out all the time apparently. Perfect step-mom for Camilla.

Renee is waaaaaaay too good for him. Hopefully she's watching now and fully realizes that.

I sort of liked Juan in the very beginning but now he's like a playboy. He wants to have a woman to fool around with. I guess so he can trade his pink underwear with her.

 

[pigletgirl]

In the beginning, I really liked Nikki and Renee so I was really rooting for them. Now I still really like them, but I think JP deserves to be with Clare. She's right up his alley - can talk for hours about absolutely nothing. There's nothing going on upstairs for either of them.

They deserve each other!!

 

[Amy]

Did you see the outtakes at the end of the show? They were running thru the field where the sheep were, in bikinis and bare feet. I said to DH "I can't believe they're in bare feet where the sheep pee and poop." Sure enough, right after I said that, they show Juan Pablo throwing poop at the girls and they're having a poop battle! (Actually, it was more like him throwing the poop and the girls running away screaming.) Ewwwwwwww! It's like they're in junior high or something. YUK!

 

[Amy]

In the beginning, I really liked Nikki and Renee so I was really rooting for them. Now I still really like them, but I think JP deserves to be with Clare. She's right up his alley - can talk for hours about absolutely nothing. There's nothing going on upstairs for either of them.

ITA! Renee is too mature to Juan Pablo. I like that she can let loose and have fun, but she's the most down-to-earth of any of the girls. JP is still a little boy.

 

[yoopermom]

So which one do you think would be the next Bachelorette? I would love to see Renee do it, but she's way too "normal" and nice for them to choose...

Terri

 

[Robinrs]

So which one do you think would be the next Bachelorette? I would love to see Renee do it, but she's way too "normal" and nice for them to choose...

Terri

I was thinking maybe Cassandra or that awful opera singer. Maybe Renee, I think she's too normal but I thought the same about Ashley and Jillian. We'll see.

No matter what happens the eventually LOSER will be the person at the end. JP is a tall child with a tape recorder for a mantra. I think he RESPECTS mothers but didn't even marry his own child's mother. He's full of sheep poop.

 

["Cinder" Ella's Mom]

So which one do you think would be the next Bachelorette? I would love to see Renee do it, but she's way too "normal" and nice for them to choose...

Terri

My hunch is Andi.

 

[iheartdisney]

So which one do you think would be the next Bachelorette? I would love to see Renee do it, but she's way too "normal" and nice for them to choose...

Terri

I'm not sure, but Kat and Cassandra are shoe ins for Bachelor Pad! I thought Lucy was too, but she went home way too early.

(Now Imagine JP's accent saying, Shoe in? I don't know what this means.)