Inspired by being a thread highjacker- the OT thread!

[MouseWorshipin]

Yeah all I really have is that I punched this guy's tooth out one time. I guess that's enough, but a black eye would be pretty cool.

OK, that is WAY more cool than a black eye. Why'd you do it?

 

[beckmrk04]

I've been reading "Taking Charge of Your Fertility" to Mark, and I think he's having nightmares. Apparently men are fine with not knowing how the female body operates.

 

[Stacerita]

Street cred is way important. So I got myself black eyes as well. It was pretty easy....did a few jumping jacks. Now it looks like I took on the whole damn bar.

 

[beckmrk04]

Street cred is way important. So I got myself black eyes as well. It was pretty easy....did a few jumping jacks. Now it looks like I took on the whole damn bar.

That's all I'd have to do too!

 

[ashjohnson80]

OK, that is WAY more cool than a black eye. Why'd you do it?

He asked for it

 

[Sylvester McBean]

I've been reading "Taking Charge of Your Fertility" to Mark, and I think he's having nightmares. Apparently men are fine with not knowing how the female body operates.

we don't know and we don't care, we especially don't want to hear the proper medical names of any of your mommy parts. that's why we've invented our own vocabulary in respect to said mommy parts.

 

[beckmrk04]

Oooooohh. I guess I shouldn't have shown him the pictures too then...

WHAT HAVE I DONE??!

 

[MouseWorshipin]

OMG! I'm always reading stuff to DH that he can't stand, like out of Smithsonian Magazine. "Hey, honey! Listen to this...long explanation of how coyotes moved to the midwest...Isn't that fascinating?" Sometimes he actually pretends to be asleep and snoring. Next time, I'm going to tell him that and ask him if he'd prefer it!

 

[ashjohnson80]

I'll read DH the birbaum disney books ina really loud monotone voice. drives him crazy.

 

[beckmrk04]

OMG! I'm always reading stuff to DH that he can't stand, like out of Smithsonian Magazine. "Hey, honey! Listen to this...long explanation of how coyotes moved to the midwest...Isn't that fascinating?" Sometimes he actually pretends to be asleep and snoring. Next time, I'm going to tell him that and ask him if he'd prefer it!

I do this too!!

Finny that you mention coyotes and the midwest... Must tell my story.

So, last week, I was taking Jules out at about 12:15 am, and I was on the phone with Mark (on his way home from work) chit chatting, paying no attention, when all of the sudden Jules growls (and means business), and I look up and a freakin coyote is trotting towards us in my yard!!!!

I almost peed my pants. I yanked the dog in the house- I wasn't about to see who'd win in a fight. All the while I'm screaching "Oh my God, Oh my God" and Mark's going "WHat? What?!"

It was hysterical. I love the country.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Some dumb-a** here decided to raise a male and female buffalo! They had a baby, and all three of them got loose and scared the bejesus out of a woman who hit one with her car.

She called the cops and said she thought she hit a buffalo and it ran off, and they tried to tell her it was a deer! Then it showed up in a field by a gas station.

We have coyotes, too, which is why I was so interested, and thought DH would be, too. (I was wrong.)

 

[beckmrk04]

People around here raise buffalo.

Yeah- I am constantly reading crap to dh, but I really think the pictures in the book did him in.... cervical mucus just wasn't what he wanted look at.

 

[ashjohnson80]

People around here raise buffalo.

Yeah- I am constantly reading crap to dh, but I really think the pictures in the book did him in.... cervical mucus just wasn't what he wanted look at.

cervical mucus definately SOUNDS appetizing....

 

[Sylvester McBean]

cervical mucus just wasn't what he wanted look at.

STOP IT !!! yuk, yuk, yuk, gross.

 

[beckmrk04]

cervical mucus definately SOUNDS appetizing....

It isn't supposed to be.... appetizing!

Blech!

 

[Stacerita]

cervical mucus definately SOUNDS appetizing....

Cervical mucus sounds like an angry all chick punk rock band.

"And now, for your entertainment.....give it up for.....Cervical Mucus!!!!"

 

[ashjohnson80]

STOP IT !!! yuk, yuk, yuk, gross.

I had dog birthing stuff on my jacket last week wanna see?

 

[beckmrk04]

STOP IT !!! yuk, yuk, yuk, gross.

That's what he said.... Hmmmm....

 

[beckmrk04]

Cervical mucus sounds like an angry all chick punk rock band.

"And now, for your entertainment.....give it up for.....Cervical Mucus!!!!"

YOU WIN!!!



Best comment I have read all day.

 

[ashjohnson80]

Cervical mucus sounds like an angry all chick punk rock band.

"And now, for your entertainment.....give it up for.....Cervical Mucus!!!!"

OMG That is a GREAT name for my rock band!!!