Inspired by being a thread highjacker- the OT thread!

[Stacerita]

STOP IT !!! yuk, yuk, yuk, gross.

Thats what I said the first time a friend told me about "birds and bees".....I was so naive back then.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

STOP IT !!! yuk, yuk, yuk, gross.

What, has she offended your virgin ears?

Cervical mucous serves many important functions! Which I'm sure Beck's aware of. Nothing gross about it.

The human body is a wonderous thing! My favorite class ever was Anatomy!

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Cervical mucus sounds like an angry all chick punk rock band.

"And now, for your entertainment.....give it up for.....Cervical Mucus!!!!"

 

[beckmrk04]

What, has she offended your virgin ears?

Cervical mucous serves many important functions! Which I'm sure Beck's aware of. Nothing gross about it.

The human body is a wonderous thing! My favorite class ever was Anatomy!

SEE!!!! Someone gets it. Dh just doesn't think it's as cool as I do! I'm all talking to him about charting my temperature and he's all, ok- when do we actually get to do it? He's so funny.

He really is being very good.

 

[Stacerita]

So, I broke up with my boyfriend this past week. Just wanted to put that out there in case anyone knows any single, eligible, tall guys who like Disney and live in the Anaheim area.

ETA - with or without eye liner, im not picky

 

[ashjohnson80]

What, has she offended your virgin ears?

Cervical mucous serves many important functions! Which I'm sure Beck's aware of. Nothing gross about it.

The human body is a wonderous thing! My favorite class ever was Anatomy!

what kind of fuctions???

 

[beckmrk04]

It's what lets you know that your fertile, and helps his "guys" get to your eggs.

 

[ashjohnson80]

So, I broke up with my boyfriend this past week. Just wanted to put that out there in case anyone knows any single, eligible, tall guys who like Disney and live in the Anaheim area.

ETA - with or without eye liner, im not picky

Go for the eyeliner, that's one thing to be picky about.

 

[beckmrk04]

So, I broke up with my boyfriend this past week. Just wanted to put that out there in case anyone knows any single, eligible, tall guys who like Disney and live in the Anaheim area.

Is this a thing or a thing? Or more like a thing?

I don't know anyone in Anaheim. But I'll keep my eye out around here for single eligible tall guys who like Disney and are looking to relocate!

 

[ashjohnson80]

It's what lets you know that your fertile, and helps his "guys" get to your eggs.

I learn something new every day.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

It's what lets you know that your fertile, and helps his "guys" get to your eggs.

It also protects you. Any opening to the body has to protect you from microbes that can get in and make you sick. Ther cervix allows the spermies in, but can catch the micorbes. Good guys in, bad guys out. Like you have earwax and hair in your ears. And hairs and tunnels in your nose. If you ever hear about a good teacher, take an Anatomy class. SO TOTALLY fascinating...all the billions of parts working together every day to keep you well. It's amazing.

 

[beckmrk04]

I learn something new every day.

So does my hubby- even though he doesn't want to...

And maybe, so does Sylvester, if he's still around!

 

[ashjohnson80]

It also protects you. Any opening to the body has to protect you from microbes that can get in and make you sick. Ther cervix allows the spermies in, but can catch the micorbes. Good guys in, bad guys out. Like you have earwax and hair in your ears. And hairs and tunnels in your nose. If you ever hear about a good teacher, take an Anatomy class. SO TOTALLY fascinating...all the billions of parts working together every day to keep you well. It's amazing.

that's always something I wish I had taken in college. Oh well too late now.

 

[Sylvester McBean]

Cervical mucous serves many important functions!

I'm well aware of it's functions, but if I post what I'm thinking right now I'll be soooo banned. I told you Mouse, I've got a nice buzz going right now, don't tempt me.

 

[Stacerita]

Is this a thing or a thing? Or more like a thing?

I don't know anyone in Anaheim. But I'll keep my eye out around here for single eligible tall guys who like Disney and are looking to relocate!

It would be a if we weren't still friends. But its not. And its not a thing either. Im bummed about it, but still fine with it. Was my decision though. He is really a great guy and Im pretty lucky to still have him in my life. It just didn't work out for us and wasn't meant to be.

 

[ashjohnson80]

do any of you know a good website to see the development of a fetus? one of my good friends is pregnant and i wanted to look at how developed her baby is right now and how big it is.

 

[beckmrk04]

It would be a if we weren't still friends. But its not. And its not a thing either. Im bummed about it, but still fine with it. Was my decision though. He is really a great guy and Im pretty lucky to still have him in my life. It just didn't work out for us and wasn't meant to be.

Well, to you.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Stacerita, I'm sorry. I know how hard it is. Try to smile.

Just remember that the guy for you is still out there. One day you'll meet him, and he'll love you with all his heart for who you are. And all of this is part of what will make you that person.

And until Mr. Right shows up, remember that we love you!

 

[Stacerita]

Well, to you.

Thanks, but its cool.

If our situations were different or if he lived closer the whole thing would be something else Im sure. But it is what it is. No need to be down about it.

So, whos gonna find me a new man????

 

[Stacerita]

Stacerita, I'm sorry. I know how hard it is. Try to smile.

Just remember that the guy for you is still out there. One day you'll meet him, and he'll love you with all his heart for who you are. And all of this is part of what will make you that person.

And until Mr. Right shows up, remember that we love you!

Thanks, you're a sweetie!!! But really, im fine with it. Him and I are still friends, and thats what counts.