OMG, my brother announces today that he is no longer going to church and hasn't been for years, because he doesn't believe in Christianity and isn't sure about God. Says the story of Jesus is too unbelievable and he's starting the Church of the Ham Sandwich.
I'm in total shock, and cannot believe he selected Easter Sunday to announce this. My mom told him it was blasphemous (as did I), but he says, no it isn't, because there is nothing to blaspheme.
Then he said I was like Pascal's Wager or something.
My son was laughing himself sick and said when he turns 18 he is done with church. I almost died, and my dad starts laughing.
Everyone - my husband, my brother, my father, my son (MY son!), is turning into heathens. When I said as much, my dad laughed and said his father (my grandpa) used to call himself a heathen.
What an Easter!
Hope you all had good Easters!
I can't help myself. 
with these jokes. Seriously. I have been laughing so hard today that my face hurts. 
Now I feel REALLY bad that I resented that we had overcooked veggies and instant potatoes.
OMG....that is to funny. 
