How do workplace rumors like this get started?

[Blondie]

I told Bernie to leave the contraband at home, but he wouldn't listen!

I just hope he's out of jail before the twins are born!

 

[Saffron]

What????? Bernie's in rehab and Blondie's in labor???????

 

[Patrick IL.]

Can he do the riddle from jail?

 

[oldkicker]

This jail can't hold me....

I'm an alien, after all....

 

[oldkicker]

TWINS!

 

[Saffron]

What???? Bernie is in jail for being in this country illegally and Blondie is in labor????

 

[WillyJ]

Free Bernie!! Free Bernie!!!!

 

[minniepumpernickel]

Originally posted by oldkicker
This jail can't hold me....

I'm an alien, after all....

This thread is so funny! Hey, I thought that Eros was the resident, expert alien of the community board?

 

[Kitty 34]

Originally posted by WillyJ
Free Bernie!! Free Bernie!!!!

Shouldn't it be "Free Willy"??....or wait, was that a movie

 

[Saffron]

What????????? Willy's in jail too???????? Rehab I'd believe, but jail???????? Oh my!!!!!

 

[honeywolf7]

Or is it: Willy's in rehab and Saffron's going to have triplets?

 

[Blondie]

Oh my goodness, Congrats to Saffron! Triplets--woo hoo!

We'll have to have an online baby shower!

 

[WillyJ]

I am!!!

I better get a lawyer. . .

 

[Saffron]

Uhhhhhhh, read the posts before your's hon. You better get a second job too!

 

[WillyJ]

Triplets????????

I'm staying in jail!!

 

[Blondie]

I have one word for you two.....Pampers!

And lots of 'em!

 

[WillyJ]

I may have to close this thread. . I can't handle the responsibilty!!!!!!

 

[Blondie]

Willy, I'll contact the formula rep at the hospital...maybe she can get me a couple of cases for ya!