SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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One day, a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her
origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why, God
sent you, honey."
"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.
"Yes, sweetheart, he did."
"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and
dads, too?"
"Yes, honey, all of them, too."
The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're
telling me there's been no sex in this family for over
200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"
origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why, God
sent you, honey."
"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.
"Yes, sweetheart, he did."
"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and
dads, too?"
"Yes, honey, all of them, too."
The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're
telling me there's been no sex in this family for over
200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"