How did I get here, Mommy? (joke)...

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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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One day, a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her
origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.

Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why, God
sent you, honey."

"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.

"Yes, sweetheart, he did."

"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and
dads, too?"

"Yes, honey, all of them, too."

The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're
telling me there's been no sex in this family for over
200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"
 
lol...that's cute!

And it reminds me of the time when my then, 4 year old daughter, caught me off guard, and asked, "Mommy, how are babies made?".
I did the homina, homina thing for a moment or two before telling her, in my most sugary tone..."from love".
I figured that was a good start anyway, lol.
But she proceeded...
"Oh, because Daddy said they were made of skin and bone and muscles".


:)
 
















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