marypops!
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Who wote the simplified english version of the bible? We were given them yesterday and it was like an 8 year old wrote it...
'"Do you know the Son of Man" Jesus asked the man. "No I don't but I would like to" said the man. Jesus said "you are looking at him" so the man knelt at his feet and said "I Believe!"'
"Jesus went to Peter's house where his mum was in bed due to a bad fever. Jesus placed his hand on her head and the fever went away so she got up and made dinner"
huh?
'"Do you know the Son of Man" Jesus asked the man. "No I don't but I would like to" said the man. Jesus said "you are looking at him" so the man knelt at his feet and said "I Believe!"'
"Jesus went to Peter's house where his mum was in bed due to a bad fever. Jesus placed his hand on her head and the fever went away so she got up and made dinner"
huh?


