Hijack Me! Please! Go ahead, I dare ya!

[jenn&nelsonrego]

That is all.

 

[Uncle Remus]

That is all.

I'll make ya scream Uncle.

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

I'll make ya scream Uncle.

Ohhh.... sounds promising!

 

[Uncle Remus]

Ohhh.... sounds promising!

 

[C&G'sMama]

I would like just one day to go into a cuboard and pull out a box of cereal with cereal in the the box. And that same day I want the box of band aids to be where they are supposed to and actually have band aids in it and not a bunch of empty wrappers.

 

[2GirlsMama]

I have a great idea for a wonderful invention. I think some should invent a little heater for lotion. So, you turn it on while you are in the shower and when you get out of the shower you have nice warm lotion rather than ice cold lotion. Someone could make millions...

 

[MonorailMan]

 

[Uncle Remus]

Now, that would scare someone outta a thread!

 

[dfchelbay]

I have a great idea for a wonderful invention. I think some should invent a little heater for lotion. So, you turn it on while you are in the shower and when you get out of the shower you have nice warm lotion rather than ice cold lotion. Someone could make millions...

Heat a mug/bowl of water for a minute in the microwave. Bring it to the bathroom and place your bottle of lotion in the water while you shower. When you get out of the shower, your lotion will be warm for you.

 

[OrlandoMike]

90 degrees in Orlando Saturday!




I need to water my garden!

 

[MonorailMan]

90 degrees in Orlando Saturday!




I need to water my garden!

One of my neighbors has a great trick for his lawn: Turn the sprinkler on around 2pm. You know.....when the sun is out in full force. Grass has never looked so luscious, tan and crisp.

 

[OrlandoMike]

One of my neighbors has a great trick for his lawn: Turn the sprinkler on around 2pm. You know.....when the sun is out in full force. Grass has never looked so luscious, tan and crisp.

How did he pay that $200 fine?



I do mine around midnight, on the days I'm not suppsed to water! Throw me in hand cuffs please!

 

[rosiep]

Anyone know what to do with left over belly lint??

 

[mykidsintow]

Anyone know what to do with left over belly lint??

Collect it in a jar... its great to start campfires!

 

[rosiep]

Collect it in a jar... its great to start campfires!

Even after I've licked them?

 

[mykidsintow]

Even after I've licked them?

*sigh* Rosie! You ruined it! Now all you can do is get a stick and collect it for a snack....

 

[rosiep]

*sigh* Rosie! You ruined it! Now all you can do is get a stick and collect it for a snack....

Not a bad idea.....Anyone want some???

 

[MonorailMan]

How did he pay that $200 fine?



I do mine around midnight, on the days I'm not suppsed to water! Throw me in hand cuffs please!

They have "water misuse" fines in Florida?? I don't think they have those here.....I don't think. (There are some things you just don't pay attention to when you rent.)

Hold on.....I'll get my cuffs.

Anyone know what to do with left over belly lint??

Can you say "sculpture time?"

 

[rosiep]

They have "water misuse" fines in Florida?? I don't think they have those here.....I don't think. (There are some things you just don't pay attention to when you rent.)

Hold on.....I'll get my cuffs.



Can you say "sculpture time?"

Been there...done that...Now I want to talk about my monkeys uncle.....

 

[MonorailMan]

Been there...done that...Now I want to talk about my monkeys uncle.....

Come on.....
Introduce him to us.