Have you guys seen this? Chuck Norris....

[CathrynRose]

Go to Google and type in: Find Chuck Norris.

Then click "I'm feeling lucky"

Then make sure you read all of it. Cracked me up.

 

[ncmickeyluvr]

That's histerical I love me a good Chuck Norris joke.

I'll have to tell my niece to look it up. We're still making fun of her because she thought Chuck Norris was a character and not a real person Ofcouse, she's gotten a Chuck Norris joke on her facebook wall every day for weeks.

 

[Pooh67_68]

 

[CathrynRose]

Can you imagine being Chuck Norris? What a kick out of those jokes, he must get!

 

[tinkntraining]

"RUN!"

 

[CathrynRose]

"RUN!"

 

[BellvilleDad]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[CathrynRose]

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 

[jog58]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity..twice.


doesn't get old

 

[BellvilleDad]

When the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[dislaney]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[CathrynRose]

No, they just don't get old.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes, to watch 60 minutes.

 

[Hercules10]

 

[MinnieMe87]

That is freaking hysterical!!

 

[Luvmy4boys]

 

[Hercules10]

 

[jog58]

In Scrabble if you spell CHUCK NORRIS you win forever.

 

[bgirldeb]

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.

 

[ericamanda01]

I heard a great one the other day on Chuck Norris' birthday.

Chuck Norris didn't turn 70. 70 turned Chuck Norris!

 

[intheworks]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed
The Virgin Mary saw a picture of Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich

My son has an entire book dedicated to Chuck Norris jokes