Grossest moment ever! thread.

[Hollister]

Just post some gross moments you have experienced. Like an experience that made you say 'eww' or 'I feel bad for that person!'.

Here is mine
I was at my friends house and we saw this commercial and we said hey, lets act it out. So she ran down the hall and I sat on the couch pretending that I didn't see her {It was part of the commercial} Then she ran and jumped on me and laughed so hard that she pee'd her pants and the pee went running down my leg. { NOT part of the commercial} So I had to walk home with pee on my leg. My mom was laughing so hard when I told her.
We look back on that moment and laugh at. Sure it was gross but it was funny.

I'm ready to hear all of your stories

 

[SwedishMeatball]

 

[Hollister]

Ok, it's official..Im a thread killer!

EDIT: Sorry, I didn't know the real meaning of 'Thread killer'.

 

[Tinijocaro]

Here's mine:

DS (6), was making my Mother's Day card while going #2. That's not the gross part- wait, it gets better. We have a tin full of crayons and many, many broken bits of crayons that was on his lap- hundreds. Well, the tin tipped over and ALL the crayons went into the toilet. Not a big deal right? WRONG! He had already pooped! It wasn't exactly solid either, but not diahrrea. I had to fish every cotton picking crayon out of his poop. It took me over an hour of fishing in very filthy, cloudy water to get the last crayon out.

I will cherish that Mother's Day card forever!

 

[Hollister]

Here's mine:

DS (6), was making my Mother's Day card while going #2. That's not the gross part- wait, it gets better. We have a tin full of crayons and many, many broken bits of crayons that was on his lap- hundreds. Well, the tin tipped over and ALL the crayons went into the toilet. Not a big deal right? WRONG! He had already pooped! It wasn't exactly solid either, but not diahrrea. I had to fish every cotton picking crayon out of his poop. It took me over an hour of fishing in very filthy, cloudy water to get the last crayon out.

I will cherish that Mother's Day card forever!

Oh wow. Yeah that was pretty gross Every time you see that card does it make you think of that moment?

 

[Disney1fan2002]

This didn't happen to me, and thank Goodness, because I would of just died, just dropped dead.

This happened to my little brother when we were kids. My older brother chewed tobacco. We all know when you chew tobacco, you don't swallow it. You spit it out. Little bit at a time. Well, older brother used empty coke cans to spit in when he was in his room.

Little brother was a known thief. He would steal anything that was not nailed down. If you had a can of soda sitting around, he would take it. Well......he was snooping around big brother's bedroom and came across a "half full" can of coke. Good enough for him. He takes a drink. He realizes what he just drank. I think he threw up for 3 days straight.

I gag just thinking about it, but boy did it teach him a lesson!

 

[JimB.]

How about the call I ran about 8 months ago to the 2 guys that got hit by a train.

ick.

Does that count?

Sorry............... no pics. Graphic descritptions later if desired.

 

[Hollister]

This didn't happen to me, and thank Goodness, because I would of just died, just dropped dead.

This happened to my little brother when we were kids. My older brother chewed tobacco. We all know when you chew tobacco, you don't swallow it. You spit it out. Little bit at a time. Well, older brother used empty coke cans to spit in when he was in his room.

Little brother was a known thief. He would steal anything that was not nailed down. If you had a can of soda sitting around, he would take it. Well......he was snooping around big brother's bedroom and came across a "half full" can of coke. Good enough for him. He takes a drink. He realizes what he just drank. I think he threw up for 3 days straight.

I gag just thinking about it, but boy did it teach him a lesson!

I feel like puking, too!

How about the call I ran about 8 months ago to the 2 guys that got hit by a train.

ick.

Does that count?

Sorry............... no pics. Graphic descritptions later if desired.

Spare us please, Hold the pictures

 

[Mom2Angels]

Ok, it's official..Im a thread killer!

Because someone doesn't post to your post within two minutes of the last post makes you a thread killer???

 

[Hollister]

Because someone doesn't post to your post within two minutes of the last post makes you a thread killer???

Sorry, Edited it.

 

[Miller1412]

DH's father was a long distance truck driver when DH was a kid. He would go on trips with his dad. One time, he took a swig of his dad's Mountain Dew, except, his dad had used the bottle to relieve himself and it wasn't Mountain Dew. DH got a really disgusting surprise.

The scene in Dumb and Dumber where the cop drinks the bottles of "Beer" always cracks DH's family up for this reason.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

One of my grossest moments is also one of my most embarrassing.

The second year DH and I were dating, we were having a very stressful Christmas season and didn't get to see each other much until January came around. Well, one weekend, we decided to go out even though we were both sick with the flu. Smart, yes? DH takes me to the Olive Garden near the Grand movie theatre in Dallas for dinner and we were going to see a movie afterwards.

So we order our food and no sooner than than DH takes 2 bites of his food, he feels ill. He runs to the bathroom, throws up and comes back. Not long after, I feel ill and attempt to make it to the bathroom. I was running because I didn't think I was going to make it.

Well, there was a strip of metal seperating the tiled entry (where the bathroom was) from the carpeted dining area. I tripped over the strip of metal and fell face first into the shoes of the hostess. I couldn't help it, but I threw up all over her shoes. I'm sure the people waiting in the lobby were THRILLED to see that. I managed to crawl the rest of the way to the bathroom, find an empty stall and finish puking in there.

Needless to say,we left soon afterwards and I felt SO bad about throwing up on her shoes.

TOV

 

[pigletz]

Last Thursday I was at the Brown's game and this guy threw up two rows behind us. It wouldn't have been so bad if we had been in regular seats but we were in the bleachers in the dog pound.. It was close to the end of the game and I wouldn't have even noticed if the people behind me didn't say something about moving before they got splashed. I turned around just in time to see him finish puking. The guy just sat there after that and finished watching the game.

My other one also involves someone throwing up. It was during state testing week last year. The school had provided all of the kids with peppermints and bottles of water. Well about ten minutes into the test I hear what sounds like water hitting the floor. My first thought was that one of the kids didn't listen and put their water on the desk and it had tipped over. So I look in that direction and see one of the kids leaning over and throwing up on my floor. It turns out he had the flu and had felt sick when he woke up but his mother sent him to school anyways. I sent him to the nurse and called for someone to come clean up the mess. A couple minutes later the principal came in with the kid and said he was going to finish the test. The poor kid came to school the rest of the week looking worse each day. I called his mother to let her know that there were make up days the next week and that if he was that sick he should just stay home and get better and then make up the test but she sent him anyways.

 

[klmall]

Tinijocaro you can relate to this!

My mom tells the story about the time she was a young woman and visiting an aunt who lived in rural Pennsylvania and had an outhouse. Mom went out to use the outhouse and in the process of pulling up her dress etc. managed to drop her wallet down into the "hole". She had to use a coathanger to get it out because it contained her driver's license and an uncashed paycheck. UGH!!!!!!

 

[slo]

Your story made me laugh

I've got one....

My mom was walking her dog one morning and while walking under a tree a squirrel had diaharea (sp?) all over her head, down her neck, down her shirt, on her face, and etc She was many blocks away from home when it happened, but luckily someone saw it happen and went there house and got my mom an old towel and told her to keep it, they didn't want it back So my mom briskily walked home and went straight into the shower.

 

[Patsfan7]

deleted, I just can't go there!

 

[susan1]

hi
warking one night on a care of the elderley ward, a patient call bell rang, the friend who i was working with and i went to answer it, we were gone from the nurses station about 10 mins. we returned to finnish the mug of tea we were drinking - jenny was half way down hers, when she screamed and ran for the loo where she was violently sick. a patient had put his dentures in her tea thinking it was a denture pot
not to mention all the patients who insist on wee-ing in their water jug/glass instead of a urinal! gross is a daily factor!

 

[MushyMushy]

I've got a few, but only one I'm willing to share.

I went to a concert once with a group of friends, and just as the encore was starting the male friend sitting right next to me had to use the bathroom. He kept asking me to go with him (who knows why) and I kept telling him no. I told him that it was the encore and surely he could wait a few minutes.

Well, he couldn't. He took a huge empty beer bucket and started to fill it right there in his seat! I yelled at him not to leave it there beside me, so he sat it on the ledge of the balcony. He must have had it too close to the edge because next thing we knew, it had fallen down to the next level, hit a girl on the shoulder and the entire bucket splashed on her face.

Everyone sitting around us was laughing hysterically, I was horrified, and the guy who did it was sitting there like this:

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

OMG..that's horrible.

But at the same time, funny.

 

[Jennifer S]

When my DS was a toddler he kept pointing his finger at me- well I was on the phone and not paying much attention- he kept pointing at me and I wanted him quiet so I pretended to eat his finger- just joking around with him. I had the weirdest feeling in my mouth- kind of gummy. I said "what was on your finger?" He said ......."boogie" Yuck.



Needless to say I ran to the bathroom to brush my teeth.