I'll trip report later, but I just returned this evening from four nights at GCH and it was the worst hotel stay I've ever had in my life. It was a three-day complimentary stay gifted to us by surprise by guest services to make up for our Premier APs not working correctly last year, and we were paying for a fourth night out of pocket. We expected it would be an awesome experience as we had never stayed there before and after all it's GCH.
The lowlights:
- When we arrived, our AC was broken.
- The maintenance supervisor sent by the front desk to fix it gave us an earful about how much he didn't like the hotel or his job and how he didn't understand why anyone would stay there--and he lied about fixing the AC, and left AC condenser gunk in our toilet.
- When we realized the AC didn't work very late after returning from the parks the first night, we had to stay up two extra hours (past midnight) to wait for maintenance to finally fix the AC, which made my partner miss EMH the next morning.
- The next night at midnight, a roach crawled out from under one of our beds. I covered it with a glass, put the glass with the live roach in a ziploc bag, and brought it all down to the front desk. They changed our room, and it took three hours to pack, move (including the eventually freezing cold room service we had ordered), and unpack in the new room. We didn't get to sleep until 3 a.m. and we both missed EMH the next morning.
- The next morning after missing EMH, we realized the refrigerator--which we always use when we visit DLR--was broken. We told the front desk about it and they said they would send someone up, and we asked them to wait because my partner was in the shower. Maintenance came anyway and walked in on my indisposed partner.
- That night, feeling like all we wanted to do was check out--even though the stay was mostly free--and go to the HoJo, we decided to have a drink at HL. After waiting 15 minutes to be served, we decided to leave, which apparently angered one of the wait staff who came over and was very rude to us for daring to leave instead of waiting for him to take our drink order. (I kid you not.) When we complained to the manager, he walked away.
- On our final night, the hotel closed the entire laundry room for maintenance and we had to pack our luggage with dirty clothes (which isn't our practice) to fly home.
The morning of our last day, we told guest services about our experience at GCH and after bursting into tears because she's heard this before from unhappy guests, a VIP services coordinator erased our entire hotel charge and most of our charge-back expenses from our folio. It was the one moment at GCH that did not feel like we were being taken for granted by the staff there.
Because of what VIP services did, we came back home with more money than we left with. That means we were essentially paid to stay at the GCH. And not to be ungrateful, especially since this started off as a free "we're sorry" stay, but the entire experience was so heartbreakingly unmagical, we can honestly say you could not even pay us to stay there again. Not ever again. I can't understand what anyone sees in this place. The mismanagement is stunning and systemic, and Disney can do so much better. You're not supposed to yearn for the Harbor Blvd. HoJo or WDW's Pop Century when you're staying at GCH. Yet we spent four days wishing we were anywhere else.