Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[autumnpalm]

Oh, absolutely. And don't forget to buy yourself a nine year old ticket. Just squat down a bit and if they question you, tell them you are going through puberty early and it's really sad and you are helping your baby sis through the gates (mom is there too, of course, she just went through a different turnstile). And then start blabbering about High School Musical and how excited you are to see them, and Hannah Montana..talk their ears off till you let it go.

I am TRYING to perfect the process of getting myself in as a two year old..but I need tips on this one because I haven't mastered it yet. How cool would it be to go to Disneyworld FREE anyday and not have to pay???? I am kind of annoyed to have to pay a nine year old ticket price..it's really too much. I can do free.

I have always been flabbergasted we have to pay to begin with. I think it should be free to go. I pay taxes. Sort of. When I buy groceries.

 

[Wall-E1]

Actually I just have half of the family wait in line and we jump right in when they make it to the front of the line and let us know via walkie talkie.

Hey, as long as SOMEONE is waiting in line, it's not cutting!

What we do(and I hate to give away this secret) is say that we're just meeting up with the rest of our party in line, even though we are not really. We keep this story up until we reach the front of the line. It works like a charm.

 

[PolynesianLily]

No, this thread is mainly to showcase the fabulous spring furniture collection that is coming to an IKEA store near you.

We also offer legal advice if your child has been viciously attacked by any of the Disney characters.

Also, feel free to post pictures of your favorite teen idol at any time.

Just try to stay on topic, please.

Teen Idols?!
Pssht I'm too old for them.
I'm too young to have kids though, but I will definatly keep the whole legal advice for kids being viciously attacked by any of the disney characters in mind!

IKEA!!!

Why does everyone ignore the Canadians???

Have WAY more snowflakes than you guys, anyways!

WAYYYY more. Eh?

I am from Maine, my life is full of making fun of Canadians

Haha. So is mine.

 

[can84]

Well, obviously you are not seeing the real Nutcracker if my little fairy is not featured in it. I have seen this happen across the country. Second rate performers have been trying to play the part of the Sugar Plum Fairy that my boy was born to play. Definitely, demand your money back. It is outrageous that they would try to pass that performance off as The Nutcracker without my little snowflake in it.

That's what I thought I am going to demand my money back. How dare they try and pass this off as real!!!!!

 

[ajk912]

What we do(and I hate to give away this secret) is say that we're just meeting up with the rest of our party in line, even though we are not really. We keep this story up until we reach the front of the line. It works like a charm.

That way works, but I think for us the most effective way is to just get the dollar store noisemakers (you can get them cheap around NYE) and blow them as we are walking through the line, and we shout and blow, "Coming through!!" while parting the line and making ourselves a good sized path. I really hate to inconvienience myself by talking to anyone and telling them that I am meeting my party up at the front of the line.

 

[My sister's princess]

What we do(and I hate to give away this secret) is say that we're just meeting up with the rest of our party in line, even though we are not really. We keep this story up until we reach the front of the line. It works like a charm.

Once again your knowledge, and willingness to share it has overwhelmed me

 

[PolyndianPrincessJes]

You should be fine doing that. I still do it with mine. It's not like they can ask our kids for i.d. Just make sure that your daughter can keep the lie straight.

Just slip the angel a double dose of Benadryl. She'll be asleep, and they won't be able to ask her age. My little snowflake says the "floaty" feeling is fun (absolutely LOVES going on the teacups just after a dose!!), so it can't be bad for the little ones.

 

[autumnpalm]

I hadn't thought of using drugs yet!

I really need to get more creative or my trips are going to suffer. Why can't they include this kind of information with my Tour Guide Mike subscription, huh? I think I'm going to need a refund.

Now if anyone has any tips on how to make sure we get a daily towel animal (we would prefer elephants, giraffes and lions) or upgraded to club level, I would really appreciate that.

 

[Wall-E1]

I have to tell you this. You have all seen pictures of my beautiful boy. Well, he just finished bathing in the trough, and now he is running around the house with a towel tied around his neck and a toy light saber. He's so cute running around with that nudie booty of his. I can tell he's cheering up a bit after all the trauma he has been through. He has even been eating more and putting back on some of the weight that he lost.

 

[My sister's princess]

This is how I am feeling about the boards being down tonight.

 

[can84]

That must be such a relief to you! Does this mean you are not starting your son in therapy to help him get over this emotionally scarring event?

 

[Wall-E1]

I hadn't thought of using drugs yet!

I really need to get more creative or my trips are going to suffer. Why can't they include this kind of information with my Tour Guide Mike subscription, huh? I think I'm going to need a refund.

Now if anyone has any tips on how to make sure we get a daily towel animal (we would prefer elephants, giraffes and lions) or upgraded to club level, I would really appreciate that.

First of all, Tour Guide Mike is a rip off. If you want accurate information on proper dosing of illegal narcotics for children, as it relates to ride times, then you really must subscribe to Touring Plans. They have a chart that makes figuring out the dosing so easy.

Second, if you are not getting a towel animal each day, you need to alert the hotel manager of this. Those maids must be the laziest workers in all of Disney World. It's amazing what they will try not to do if we are not on their backs.

 

[PolyndianPrincessJes]

I forgot to mention...added bonus of the Benadryl: If you want to ride ToT (or any other thrill ride), and your little princess doesn't, give her one more 1/2 dose (don't want to overdo it!!) before the double dose wears off, and park her stroller in the shade. It's Disney!! No one will bother her. Remember to leave a bottle of water with her, though!! It can get a little warm in Florida.

 

[My sister's princess]

I forgot to mention...added bonus of the Benadryl: If you want to ride ToT (or any other thrill ride), and your little princess doesn't, give her one more 1/2 dose (don't want to overdo it!!) before the double dose wears off, and park her stroller in the shade. It's Disney!! No one will bother her. Remember to leave a bottle of water with her, though!! It can get a little warm in Florida.

Will this work with my DF?

 

[PolyndianPrincessJes]

Will this work with my DF?

YES!! You may have to up the dosages, and you'll have to rent a scooter or wheelchair, but you'll get the same general result. Good luck!!

 

[My sister's princess]

YES!! You may have to up the dosages, and you'll have to rent a scooter or wheelchair, but you'll get the same general result. Good luck!!

Thank you. You are now invited to the wedding as well.

 

[locolala]

Does anyone know who I can write to about this cold weather?!?!!? It's 4 degrees with windchill here! I PAY GOOD MONEY TO LIVE HERE!! If I wanted to be cold I WOULD LIVE IN A FREEZER!!

 

[My sister's princess]

Does anyone know who I can write to about this cold weather?!?!!? It's 4 degrees with windchill here! I PAY GOOD MONEY TO LIVE HERE!! If I wanted to be cold I WOULD LIVE IN A FREEZER!!

Well, if you write a letter, Disney might give you a free photo pass

 

[Wall-E1]

Well, if you write a letter, Disney might give you a free photo pass

They only do 40% off, unless the temperatures are mixed with freezing rain.

 

[autumnpalm]

Does anyone know who I can write to about this cold weather?!?!!? It's 4 degrees with windchill here! I PAY GOOD MONEY TO LIVE HERE!! If I wanted to be cold I WOULD LIVE IN A FREEZER!!

I would ask to speak personally with Mother Nature herself. Anyone else and you're just going to get a form letter back! If you want things done right, you have to go straight to the top. A numbered list of complaints would probably work best, and then get it signed petition-style.

I often phone the Prime Minister about traffic jams in my city.