Funny comments to doctors/nurses

[RSoxFan]

My brother and I have always been very close. When we were ten, his eye got really red and swollen, almost shut. It looked like he had been punched in the eye. Our regular ped was out, so we saw the replacement, who said it was an allergy and sent us on our way. The next day, our mom took us to the office for allergy shots. The regular ped happened to see us, took one look at me brother and said "I need to see him now." He took my brother and mom one way, and a nurse took me another way to give me the shot. They gave me the shot and right away I started feeling dizzy, hot and nauseous. Then I passed out. The nurse went running for the ped, yelling, "She's having a reaction to the shot!" The ped looked at me for two minutes and said "No she's not. She's having a reaction to her brother."

My poor brother ended up in the hospital with cellulitis, but I was the one who passed out in the office. I felt like the biggest dope

 

[minkydog]

My brother and I have always been very close. When we were ten, his eye got really red and swollen, almost shut. It looked like he had been punched in the eye. Our regular ped was out, so we saw the replacement, who said it was an allergy and sent us on our way. The next day, our mom took us to the office for allergy shots. The regular ped happened to see us, took one look at me brother and said "I need to see him now." He took my brother and mom one way, and a nurse took me another way to give me the shot. They gave me the shot and right away I started feeling dizzy, hot and nauseous. Then I passed out. The nurse went running for the ped, yelling, "She's having a reaction to the shot!" The ped looked at me for two minutes and said "No she's not. She's having a reaction to her brother."

My poor brother ended up in the hospital with cellulitis, but I was the one who passed out in the office. I felt like the biggest dope

I have often felt that way about my bother,er...brother

 

[PrincessTiff]

Can't believe I'm gonna tell y'all this one:

I was in the hospital delivering my second son by VBAC (******l birth after c-section). It was an extremely LONG and difficult labor. I was in the labor room for a few shift changes and saw many different faces coming in to examine me. The new people would come in, introduce themselves, ask me to assume the position and then invade the nether regions of my body to check on my DS's "progression". Well around the 23rd hour of hard labor, and about the time for another shift change, a new face came into my room carrying equipment and looking official. I assumed it was yet ANOTHER examiner coming to invade the nether regions and check on DSs progression so I got into the proper position without being asked, baring EVERYTHING for this poor guy to see. He quickly covered his eyes and said "Lady I don't need to see THAT, I'm just here to stock the supplies in your room". I wanted to die. DH will NOT let me live that down to this day. He tells everyone I don't have a modest bone in my body.

How embarassing!!