Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[bennyb98]

Walking in Liberty Square Towards the Haunted Mansion:

"Daddy, whats that big roller coaster?" (pointing to Riverboat)
"Honey, thats a boat"

 

[starrzone]

1) Outside Disney Hollywood Studios boarding the boat to go to the Boardwalk one woman says to another woman while pointing at Tower of Terror "we should stay at that hotel next time." She was serious.

I just hope they don't decide to stay on the 13th floor...

 

[Pollito916]

v_gan - are you actually touching Jack Sparrow?!? I am so jealous!

 

[sha_lyn]

And from my own mother...

" I thought that nobody would come here on Christmas!"

Or from my husband when I was planning our first trip to WDW.

"we won't need reservations for spring break People don't to to amusement parks for spring break, they go to the beach."

 

[thewesterberg]

This happened this past September...DS was 4 and was a little wound up after his first day ever at WDW. We thought sitting in the dark, in the A/C might calm him down, so we headed over to the Hall of Presidents.

Well, it started and all of sudden his little voice said, (quite loudly, mind you) "You've got to be kidding me!"

The people sitting next to us laughed and I turned a million shades of red.

 

[WDWHeather]

We were at Animal Kingdom just the other day on our way to Expedition Everest. On our way, we were lucky enough to catch D'Vine. We all stood and watched her for a while. As the crowd was departing, a little boy said, "Mom, that was 'Seaweed Monster Man'." We had a good laugh about that one.

 

[WDWHeather]

I just thought of another funny little comment to share. We hopped on Star Tours at Hollywood Studios. The pilot pops up and shares that it's his first flight and all that jazz. A few rows in front of us a mom says to her little boy, "It's only his first flight." The little boy says, "Oh no!" It was cute and I got a little chuckle out of it.

 

[wdwgirl03]

We were at Animal Kingdom just the other day on our way to Expedition Everest. On our way, we were lucky enough to catch D'Vine. We all stood and watched her for a while. As the crowd was departing, a little boy said, "Mom, that was 'Seaweed Monster Man'." We had a good laugh about that one.

That is funny...I was just watching our recording of the Samantha Brown Disney Favorites show and they show DiVine on it. You can hear this one little girl in the background saying, "Mom, what is she??" haha

 

[BrettS]

A few weeks ago I was on the bus from MK back to Saratoga and there were a few teen age girls seated near me. I didn't hear their conversation, but one of them spoke up and scolded her friend and said "Megan, you know that Spanish people don't like to be called Mexican. Just like white people don't like to be called caucasion. They like to be called American."

Luckily it was at the end of the day so it was dark and they couldn't see me laugh.

 

[BrettS]

Quite a few years ago, not too long after MGM opened I came down with my parents and my brother and sister. We went on the backlot tour and when it came to catastrophe canon and everything started shaking and the CM started going on about how this wasn't supposed to happen my mother took him seriously and started panicing. I was sitting next to her and she turned to me and said "Brett, I can see a path next to us and it looks OK. Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can." Luckily my father heard what she was saying and calmed her down, but she was seriously about to jump out of that car.

 

[ClaraBug]

Quite a few years ago, not too long after MGM opened I came down with my parents and my brother and sister. We went on the backlot tour and when it came to catastrophe canon and everything started shaking and the CM started going on about how this wasn't supposed to happen my mother took him seriously and started panicing. I was sitting next to her and she turned to me and said "Brett, I can see a path next to us and it looks OK. Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can." Luckily my father heard what she was saying and calmed her down, but she was seriously about to jump out of that car.

That is something my MIL would say/do....she is scared of her own shadow!

 

[ntsammy5]

Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can.

That is priceless!

 

[dizkids]

Our family was waiting for a table at Chef Mickeys right after you get your picture taken. Another family came through with 4 kids and Donald Duck was around. The dad handed out SHARPIE MARKERS to the kids to get the autographs. But he kept yelling at the kids "watch the sharpies, dont move so fast, watch the sharpies". My husband and I crack up to this day....who would give their little kids permanent markers for autographs.

We still say "watch the sharpies" to get a good laugh.

 

[thomasclan85]

The funniest thing I have heard came out of my mouth . My best friend, DD, and her DD, went to Disney with her sister. We are explaining at breakfast at POR that we have went to Disney together about 4 times. We have stayed in 4 hotels. My best friend says yeah and we got stuck sleeping together at all four. This is due to both DD's being best friends and wanting to sleep together. Well I pipe up and yell not meaning to. hey yeah you've slept with me at more places in Orlando than my hubbie. Needless to say that came out wrong. I was so embrassed and they still pick on me. Less than 7 days and I will be staying in Orlando hubby, best friend, and children in tow. I will actually sleep with hubby. I can't wait.

 

[Pollito916]

Quite a few years ago, not too long after MGM opened I came down with my parents and my brother and sister. We went on the backlot tour and when it came to catastrophe canon and everything started shaking and the CM started going on about how this wasn't supposed to happen my mother took him seriously and started panicing. I was sitting next to her and she turned to me and said "Brett, I can see a path next to us and it looks OK. Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can." Luckily my father heard what she was saying and calmed her down, but she was seriously about to jump out of that car.

That is hysterical! And as a good son, I'm sure you have never teased your mother about it since!

 

[BrettS]

My cousin in law (what do you call the guy who married your cousin?) who is in his 40's was at PTC not too long ago and refused to eat his vegetables. When his 'mom' got back to the table and he still wouldn't eat them she calmly went up to him and pinched his nose shut. When he finally opened his mouth to breathe she was ready and shoved a fork full of vegetables in his mouth

 

[NJRRK]

My cousin in law (what do you call the guy who married your cousin?) who is in his 40's was at PTC not too long ago and refused to eat his vegetables. When his 'mom' got back to the table and he still wouldn't eat them she calmly went up to him and pinched his nose shut. When he finally opened his mouth to breathe she was ready and shoved a fork full of vegetables in his mouth

And this is why I will NEVER go to PTC, I don't find this funny at all, what if, God forbid, the man had an allergy to what was being "forced fed" to him. I speak from experience I have food allergies and there are certain foods that could kill me, don't force me to eat something unless you know my history.

 

[BrettS]

And this is why I will NEVER go to PTC, I don't find this funny at all, what if, God forbid, the man had an allergy to what was being "forced fed" to him. I speak from experience I have food allergies and there are certain foods that could kill me, don't force me to eat something unless you know my history.

Oh... the PTC is not a scary place... the servers are there to provide entertainment. If he had said he wasn't eating his vegetables because of an allergy then she wouldn't have tried to do something like that. My cousin in law is the type that would have been giving the server a hard time all meal and they know to play with the people who want to be played with.

If someone shy goes in there they might get yelled at a bit for leaving their hat on or putting their elbows on the table, but the servers wouldn't try something physical like that if the didn't know that the person could take it.

I'm a bit on the shy side, but even I think it's a lot of fun. Still, though, it's not for everyone... if you don't enjoy that sort of thing then don't go... Disney should be a fun experience for everyone. But please don't be afraid of it or think that it's an accident waiting to happen.

Brett

 

[Hootch]

at PTC are very conscientious. We were there a couple of years ago when my daughter had just turned three. Our CM started his shtick as we ordered. Our daughter immediately went into melt down. I took her outside to calm her down and my wife told the CM that we needed to hurry our meal. When I got back the food was on the table. It was back to the hotel immediately afterwards for a nap.

 

[Candid]

And this is why I will NEVER go to PTC, I don't find this funny at all, what if, God forbid, the man had an allergy to what was being "forced fed" to him. I speak from experience I have food allergies and there are certain foods that could kill me, don't force me to eat something unless you know my history.

Well, I don't know about MOST adults but if I knew I had an allergy to something (especially something that could KILL me!!) then I would have informed my server beforehand so that the item in question would not be put on my plate

eta: Also wouldn't an adult who didn't WANT to open his mouth have physically removed the servers hand??