Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[WDWHeather]

Based on your user name, I expected a completely different response.

Oh, I'm dying. This is hilarious!

 

[NotAmused]

Based on your user name, I expected a completely different response.

Oh, right....my username.

Even I can't help but be amused by some of these stories.

 

[Iluvpluto2]

Pirates Of The Carribean attraction....

I heard someone say this back in 1989 and everytime I go on the ride I think about it.

You come up to the pirate ship and the captain is giving out his orders. One of the things he says is..."Fire at will"

And of course some guy in the back of the boat shouts...."Which ones Will?"

Guess you had to be there. I always say "which one is Will?" under my breath everytime we go by the ship now.

I know this is an old post, but this is hilarious because my DH's name is Will. Every movie, show, or anything when we hear "Fire at will", he always says, why, what did I do? My nephews always get a kick out of hearing that.

We've been slow at work, so I'm using this time to catch on reading my favorite thread ever!!

 

[CampbellScot]

I heard a mother shouting at her child "STOP being hot, STOP having a nosebleed and START having FUN...NOW!" I'm sure that worked...obviously the mom was at the end of her rope...I'd seen them an hour before in the same spot and the kid was whining about being hot and thinking her nose was going to bleed and just generally complaining...guess an hour of that was all the mom could take before she snapped!

 

[athenna]

Finally can pos tto this thread...Hope it reads as funny.
On Thurs 3/8, I was waiting for a MK bus from SSR...Adult siblings and their kids come to the bus stop...3 young boys...Father tells the 3 boys to ''park their butts on the bench and behave until the bus comes''..Yeah right
They decide to pass the time, they'll sing...I'm thinking, oh great..
In perfect harmony the 3 boys start to sing the ''someone's in the kitchen with Dinah'' song....The dad tells them ''better use indoor voices otherwise'' and he turns to me and says ''otherwise I'm going back to the bar''...This was at 9am
Poor man must've been having quite a vacation!

 

[CampbellScot]

Finally can pos tto this thread...Hope it reads as funny.
On Thurs 3/8, I was waiting for a MK bus from SSR...Adult siblings and their kids come to the bus stop...3 young boys...Father tells the 3 boys to ''park their butts on the bench and behave until the bus comes''..Yeah right
They decide to pass the time, they'll sing...I'm thinking, oh great..
In perfect harmony the 3 boys start to sing the ''someone's in the kitchen with Dinah'' song....The dad tells them ''better use indoor voices otherwise'' and he turns to me and says ''otherwise I'm going back to the bar''...This was at 9am
Poor man must've been having quite a vacation!

I choked on my morning diet coke!!! Poor guy!!!

 

[LeahJ]

I adore this thread so much that I kept DH awake til 12:45 am two nights ago telling him all the funny stories!

I especially love the NJ girl "you suck" story!

Thanks everyone!

Leah

 

[Teyedoubleguhrrrr]

OK - this wasn't overheard, but it was too funny to not share. It happened at DL, but we still laugh about it today.

After enjoying the Tiki Room for the first time (nice respite for our feet, etc.), our DD (age 4 at the time), was very hesitant about leaving at the end of the show. We kept insisting, and she kept shying further back into the room.

Finally, we sat her down and asked what was wrong. She said "I don't want to go yet". So we explained that the show was done and we needed to make room for the next people coming in. She said "I know, but I don't WANT to go back to the hotel!"

Puzzled, my DH and I looked at each other - it was only 4 pm - nap time was past and dinner wasn't for a bit (and we weren't eating at the hotel). DH told her - "We don't have to go back to the hotel, honey."

She said "Yes we do" DH - "No we don't" (repeat several times...)

Finally she burst out and started crying "Yes we do because it's RAINING!!!"



She thought it was REALLY raining outside because of the story line in the show. We finally (with the help of some CM's) got her out of there and dried her tears.

My husband keeps threatening to use it as his embarrasing story for her boyfriends when she gets older.

 

[dizprincess717]

Here's one I overheard while playing at Epcot:

Mother (to son, during lunch): Hey, go easy on those apples! I brought enough to last you all day-- and they don't grow on trees, you know!

(Yes, I completely lost it on that one. Thank the Gods I wasn't in costume!)

Today I was working Parade Crowd Control and had a guest duck under the rope, walk out to me in the middle of the empty street (with thousands on either side of me) and ask, "Excuse me, but where's the parade route?"

I only wish it were raining; then I could have replied, "You're soaking in it."

I once overheard this exchange:

Son (pointing at the Guests in the FastPass lane): "Why do all those people get to go in front of us?"

Mom: "Oh, those are all the rich people who paid extra."

(Yes, I gave them a free education about FastPass.)

I LOVED DOING P.A.C.!!! No seriously, I did. I remember when one of the managers (I'm not going to say his name... But he did dress up like Ricky Bobby for Halloween) did the hula hoop. Oh, I just could NOT stop laughing for a good 10 minutes.

1. The apple comment - I told my parents. That was the funniest thing I've heard thus far.

2. My funny comment of the day - One time, I was at Merge, the location where the FP line and Stand-By line, well um... Merge. Anyways. I was sticking to the alotted ration for FP/Stand-By Guests and this one guy started to BRIBE me with money. No lie. I was seriously up to $150 to stop the FP line and let his family in.

$150 just to get on Splash? Curse you WDW CM rules!!!

 

[lisaj68]

Last month we were walking through Fantasyland and heard a man yell very loudly to his wife about 20 feet away, "I'm going to Pooh!" Everyone around him was cracking up and my DH said to him as we passed by "the bathroom is that way" and pointed to the bathrooms by the Grotto. The guy just laughed.

ahh! The mascara running down my face !

 

[jodistar]

subscribing

 

[luvthemouse71]

Most of the funny things I've heard are unfortunately, kids having a severe case of Potty Mouth. I've heard more kids use profanity at WDW than adults. The first kid(think I posted this before) was about 3-4 years old and was saying "Holy #$%$#" at the displays in the living seas. The other kid was a little girl about 5-6 who was waiting with us to get on the Magic Express to go back home. She had 2 older brothers who were bugging her and she kept saying "F**ky You" adding the Y on to the f word each time..Couldn't help it, I laughed both times and earned dirty looks from both both sets of parents each time. It was funny though-these 2 kids were so sweet looking and then they opened their mouths!

 

[MickeynMinnie]

So we were walking into Epcot and this guy says to his friend.. " Dude i think we need to take the monorail to Epcot"..... My Brother and i looked at each other and were like ummm you are at epcot...see that big ball... that means your at epcot... we laughed about it all day long....

 

[Becky_Boop]

On our trip in February, we rode Dinosaur, and heard the funniest thing. In the middle of the ride, when it was pitch black, the ride stopped. There was a boy, about 7 or 8, in the row in front of us. He said (very loudly), "I know what the problem is! HANDICAPS!"

 

[Buzz Litebeer]

So we were walking into Epcot and this guy says to his friend.. " Dude i think we need to take the monorail to Epcot"..... My Brother and i looked at each other and were like ummm you are at epcot...see that big ball... that means your at epcot... we laughed about it all day long....

Overheard on the Epcot monorail from a teenaged girl:

"You mean Epcot's a theme park? I thought it was all in the big ball!"

 

[dizprincess717]

Today at work (I work at the Disney Store), I heard the best comment ever. It tops everything I've previously heard.

There's a $4.99 t-shirt sale going on, and a lady picked out a Dumbo shirt for grandchild. I pointed out to here that there's a matching adult size and it is also $4.99. She turns, looks at me, and says, "Oh, I don't wear t-shirts."

I couldn't help but ask her "Oh, okay. Do you just wear sweaters year-round then?" - Not in a sarcastic way. She looks at me, flabergasted, once again like I should know this, and says "No, I wear shirts that are made of t-shirt material." And then walks away.

I've never been so speechless in my life.

 

[MsTinkerChele]

Yes, me too! Several years ago I was at the airport trying to pick up my plane ticket for a flight I was about to take (to WDW! ) The guy at the counter snapped at me that minors were not allowed to pick up their own tickets without an adult present. I told him I was not a minor and he snorted and said "What are you, 14?" When I showed him my license that clearly had my birth year on it - which made me 20 - he was very apologetic.

Of course I was kind of asking for it - I was wearing pink glasses and had squeezed myself into a toddler-sized Little Mermaid shirt from the Disney store

 

[dizneedrmr]

SUbscribing for the laugh! These are great!

 

[Buzz Litebeer]

"Oh, I don't wear t-shirts."

I couldn't help but ask her "Oh, okay. Do you just wear sweaters year-round then?" - Not in a sarcastic way. She looks at me, flabergasted, once again like I should know this, and says "No, I wear shirts that are made of t-shirt material."

Just playing Devil's Advocate again (a bad habit of mine; I know)... but she could have meant "I don't wear screenprinted t-shirts". I personally know a lot of people who will only wear plain shirts.

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Just playing Devil's Advocate again (a bad habit of mine; I know)... but she could have meant "I don't wear screenprinted t-shirts". I personally know a lot of people who will only wear plain shirts.

That's what I was thinking. I know some women who are VERY anti-t-shirt.