Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[jann1033]

My funniest moment is only funny now, in hindsight, because everyone is okay.

We were eating at the Concourse Steakhouse for my dh's birthday. It was about our 5th day at the World and the pace was wearing on us all (me, dh and three kiddos). So, despite wanting Daddy to have a good birthday, we were all a bit cranky. Our food arrived and we were quietly eating when our three year old son starts to choke on his steak. He was making very loud vomit-like, gagging sounds and the whole restaurant is staring as he lets out a huge "BLLLLLAAAAAAACH" and basically pukes his steak into my hands. We all sit back down breathing sighs of relief and nervous "thank God he's okay" giggles, while giving the other patrons apologetic looks.

I am not kidding, not even 30 seconds later our seven year old son starts choking on his darn steak, too! All over again it is loud gagging sounds followed by a huge belchlike ralph and out pops his steak. Both of these loud dramatic chokings are within one minute. I look around and every eye in the place is on us, and I notice a lady at the next table is quietly gagging into her napkin at the sight of the chewed up cow in my hands.

Dh's face is burning with embarrassment, and I start to get what is referred to as the "Church Giggles". DH says to me "it's not funny" and I giggle harder. He says again "This is not funny" and the flood breaks. I start laughing so hard I cannot breathe and my stomach cramps. I really was mortified, but if you cannot laugh in those situations you will just go crazy. Needless to say we got the heck out of there pretty quick. No lingering over dessert at that meal.

Happy Birthday Daddy!

i'm hysterically laughin out loud over this one especialy the poor gagging lady, just picturing people fainting , babies crying, dogs howling ect ect ect

 

[jennymouse]

On the bus one day a lady sitting behind us was telling another lady that the big Hess's gas station was the TTC! She said that's where they had to go last time to catch the monorail.hehe

 

[jann1033]

 

[flbelle82]

Well I have been there enough times to over hear some very interesting conversations, however my favorite was on a bus to Downtown Disney. My mom and I were sitting near a family and the mom saw the building for Cirque Du Soliel, well I understand it is hard to say, but her interpretation was "Hey guys look, it's that Circus De Ole" I guess they are adding a new Mexican circus at Disney!

 

[Spaceship Earthfan]

When waiting in line at Space Mountain last week, a young boy asked his mom, "Does this ride really go into space?". When the mom said "no", the son said (very sad and disappointed) "So we won't see any ghosts then?"

 

[psiprez]

Funny Comment....."Ahhhrugghhhfff!" and "Yeah."
Made By...............Costumed Character of Governor Ratcliffe (from "Pocahontas")
Location................Fantasyland, outside of CM door

So, I was jogging through Fantasyland on my way to get FastPasses for Buzz. I was not watching where I was going, and apparently, neither was the Governor. We crashed into each other HARD, and we both became tangled up in the long velvet cape of the costume. I fell to the ground on my back, and ended up pulling him down with me.

I discovered the poor CM in the costume was a guy when he made that agonizing comment - that is, when his "delicate parts" met with my elbow!
As we both got up, I kept mumbling "OMG, OMG, are you alright?". He very softly said "Yeah", and we parted ways.

It was over very quickly, before any Character handlers could get to us, and he ran for the CM door asap. I REALLY hope he did not get in any trouble over this!

 

[ryanmilla]

Funny Comment....."Ahhhrugghhhfff!" and "Yeah."
Made By...............Costumed Character of Governor Ratcliffe (from "Pocahontas")
Location................Fantasyland, outside of CM door

So, I was jogging through Fantasyland on my way to get FastPasses for Buzz. I was not watching where I was going, and apparently, neither was the Governor. We crashed into each other HARD, and we both became tangled up in the long velvet cape of the costume. I fell to the ground on my back, and ended up pulling him down with me.

I discovered the poor CM in the costume was a guy when he made that agonizing comment - that is, when his "delicate parts" met with my elbow!
As we both got up, I kept mumbling "OMG, OMG, are you alright?". He very softly said "Yeah", and we parted ways.

It was over very quickly, before any Character handlers could get to us, and he ran for the CM door asap. I REALLY hope he did not get in any trouble over this!

 

[Pollito916]

We recently returned from the World, and as we were exiting the Safari ride at AK, the little girl behind us (probably ~ 5 years old) said, "Mommy, when are they going to let Little Red go? He needs his mommy." referring to the computerized baby elephant locked up in the back of the truck. She was so cute. I'll see if I can remember anymore. You just hear so many funny things while there, and some of them may occaisionally even come out of my mouth.

 

[Pollito916]

Oh, I just thought of another one. Even though this was DH's 3rd trip, he kept referring to MGM as MGD. I was like, "No, honey, this is not the beer park!" He just kept saying it over and over. I know other people were looking at us like we were nuts!

 

[kangaroodle]

At Downtown Disney.....2 teenage girls looking at the Rainforest Cafe Volcano....."Wow! That's cool! Is that a swimming pool over there?" My 9 year old DD said to me, "Duh! It says Rainforest Cafe right on top!"

 

[Hawk]

Upon seeing (unknowing to her) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum in front of Great Movie Ride at MGM, A mom to her daughter coming into the Plaza says "Oh look Honey, lets go see the three little pigs."

Tim/Hawk

 

[catfish]

We just got back. My kids watched the dvd before we went and they kept saying how it was the best time to go because it was "the happiest celebration on earth"...while we were there, my ds 6 said, "this is a happy celebration mommy, but the happiest celebration on earth will be when Jesus comes back." It really caught me off guard because we don't even go to church reguarly or anything. Not what I'd expect from a child who was obsessed with gift shops and space mountain.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Upon seeing (unknowing to her) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum in front of Great Movie Ride at MGM, A mom to her daughter coming into the Plaza says "Oh look Honey, lets go see the three little pigs."

Tim/Hawk

OMG!!!
if you would have said a MAN, I would have thought you were talking about MY HUSBAND because he said the SAME THING!!!!

 

[flbelle82]

Although I have already posted, I had two more I had to add. Along with many others at Osborne Family Nights I heard a man say to his wife, "What a nice thing for Ozzy to do for Kelly"

Also in line for Peter Pan my boyfriend and I heard a teenage girl talking incessantly and really not making herself seem very intellegent. The couple behind us as well as those in front of her party were all snickering when she yelled, "After this we should get a fast pass, cause they are like, so fast!!!!" I'm still not sure if she entirely grasped what a fast pass was, since her comment seemed a little strange to me!

 

[russtwinsmom]

As we were walking towards the exit at MGM one evening, tiny DD starts crying. DH kneels down to her and asks, "What's the matter, honey?"

DD, sobbing, replies, " I didn't get to go on The Towel of Terrier!"

 

[Sandcass]

"Actually this was at the disney store, around christmas time. A little boy was telling his parents which of the toys he wanted and he, really loudly saud "I want a little Buzz and a big Woodie," and this lady across the store under her breath said "don't we all."

I've heard this in my house many times. I have the large talking Buzz & Woody toys, then I also have the little happy meal size ones. I'll hear kids say to each other "Do you want the big Buzz and little Woody, or the little Buzz and big Woody?"

I feel so immature, but it cracks me up every time!!

 

[ReAnSt]

Maybe they thought you were beer nuts to go with the MGD.

Oh, I just thought of another one. Even though this was DH's 3rd trip, he kept referring to MGM as MGD. I was like, "No, honey, this is not the beer park!" He just kept saying it over and over. I know other people were looking at us like we were nuts!

 

[Belle5]

My funniest moment is only funny now, in hindsight, because everyone is okay.

We were eating at the Concourse Steakhouse for my dh's birthday. It was about our 5th day at the World and the pace was wearing on us all (me, dh and three kiddos). So, despite wanting Daddy to have a good birthday, we were all a bit cranky. Our food arrived and we were quietly eating when our three year old son starts to choke on his steak. He was making very loud vomit-like, gagging sounds and the whole restaurant is staring as he lets out a huge "BLLLLLAAAAAAACH" and basically pukes his steak into my hands. We all sit back down breathing sighs of relief and nervous "thank God he's okay" giggles, while giving the other patrons apologetic looks.

I am not kidding, not even 30 seconds later our seven year old son starts choking on his darn steak, too! All over again it is loud gagging sounds followed by a huge belchlike ralph and out pops his steak. Both of these loud dramatic chokings are within one minute. I look around and every eye in the place is on us, and I notice a lady at the next table is quietly gagging into her napkin at the sight of the chewed up cow in my hands.

Dh's face is burning with embarrassment, and I start to get what is referred to as the "Church Giggles". DH says to me "it's not funny" and I giggle harder. He says again "This is not funny" and the flood breaks. I start laughing so hard I cannot breathe and my stomach cramps. I really was mortified, but if you cannot laugh in those situations you will just go crazy. Needless to say we got the heck out of there pretty quick. No lingering over dessert at that meal.

Happy Birthday Daddy!

This one REALLY cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MELSMICE]

Just returned from an anniversary trip with DH. He had a funny (actually dumb ) comment himself.

We were waiting for a table at the Concourse Steakhouse at the Contemporary & were having a drink at the Outer Rim Lounge. It was pretty crowded, with lots of kids.

DH is "people watching" & all of a sudden he turns to me & says, "Wow, there are a lot of kids that come to WDW!!!!!!!!!!!!" I just looked at him, laughed & said, "Yeah, just like us bringing the girls here - we just don't have them right now!!!"

What a goofball!

 

[Steamboat Girlie]

Before DH and I had kids, we were on one of our commando style trips.
We were at MK and just before park closing we wanted to ride POTC.
So we decide we would run there to make sure we could ride it before closing. We were running through Liberty Square, and a little girl, no older that five, screams out to us: "Pace yourself!"
We couldn't stop laughing, and say that to each other all the time now.
What a good Disney memory that is!