Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Family Fun Mom]

My grandfather,grandmother,mom dad and sister went to WDW for our first time in May. My dad and I went on ToT twice. The second time my grandmother decided to go with us. Directly after th mini-movie she says (more like screamsso everyone can hear her) " Wow Meghan! That wasn't scary at all. I might even think about going on it again. So where do we get out?? As soon as our elevator starts rising (slowly) everyone had to plug there ears. That was the loudest girly scream i had ever heard!!!! We wont let her forget that one!!!!

That is priceless!

 

[Family Fun Mom]

My funniest moment is only funny now, in hindsight, because everyone is okay.

We were eating at the Concourse Steakhouse for my dh's birthday. It was about our 5th day at the World and the pace was wearing on us all (me, dh and three kiddos). So, despite wanting Daddy to have a good birthday, we were all a bit cranky. Our food arrived and we were quietly eating when our three year old son starts to choke on his steak. He was making very loud vomit-like, gagging sounds and the whole restaurant is staring as he lets out a huge "BLLLLLAAAAAAACH" and basically pukes his steak into my hands. We all sit back down breathing sighs of relief and nervous "thank God he's okay" giggles, while giving the other patrons apologetic looks.

I am not kidding, not even 30 seconds later our seven year old son starts choking on his darn steak, too! All over again it is loud gagging sounds followed by a huge belchlike ralph and out pops his steak. Both of these loud dramatic chokings are within one minute. I look around and every eye in the place is on us, and I notice a lady at the next table is quietly gagging into her napkin at the sight of the chewed up cow in my hands.

Dh's face is burning with embarrassment, and I start to get what is referred to as the "Church Giggles". DH says to me "it's not funny" and I giggle harder. He says again "This is not funny" and the flood breaks. I start laughing so hard I cannot breathe and my stomach cramps. I really was mortified, but if you cannot laugh in those situations you will just go crazy. Needless to say we got the heck out of there pretty quick. No lingering over dessert at that meal.

Happy Birthday Daddy!

 

[PrincessLindy]

Bump, I need to finish reading this, it is too funny.

 

[Shasta]

For me it was more of an observation than what someone said. I watched people all day long walking like Zombies with no smiles trying to get from point A to Point B on time. Then something magic happened, someone pulled out a camera and everone smiled for the picture and then went right back to the same bla face they had moments before.

If you watched them all day, you'd think they had a terrible time. If you looked at thier pictures, you'd think they were having a ball!

 

[leighe]

My funniest moment is only funny now, in hindsight, because everyone is okay.

We were eating at the Concourse Steakhouse for my dh's birthday. It was about our 5th day at the World and the pace was wearing on us all (me, dh and three kiddos). So, despite wanting Daddy to have a good birthday, we were all a bit cranky. Our food arrived and we were quietly eating when our three year old son starts to choke on his steak. He was making very loud vomit-like, gagging sounds and the whole restaurant is staring as he lets out a huge "BLLLLLAAAAAAACH" and basically pukes his steak into my hands. We all sit back down breathing sighs of relief and nervous "thank God he's okay" giggles, while giving the other patrons apologetic looks.

I am not kidding, not even 30 seconds later our seven year old son starts choking on his darn steak, too! All over again it is loud gagging sounds followed by a huge belchlike ralph and out pops his steak. Both of these loud dramatic chokings are within one minute. I look around and every eye in the place is on us, and I notice a lady at the next table is quietly gagging into her napkin at the sight of the chewed up cow in my hands.

Dh's face is burning with embarrassment, and I start to get what is referred to as the "Church Giggles". DH says to me "it's not funny" and I giggle harder. He says again "This is not funny" and the flood breaks. I start laughing so hard I cannot breathe and my stomach cramps. I really was mortified, but if you cannot laugh in those situations you will just go crazy. Needless to say we got the heck out of there pretty quick. No lingering over dessert at that meal.

Happy Birthday Daddy!

I would have been giggling too. That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!

 

[pugslee]

My grandfather,grandmother,mom dad and sister went to WDW for our first time in May. My dad and I went on ToT twice. The second time my grandmother decided to go with us. Directly after th mini-movie she says (more like screamsso everyone can hear her) " Wow Meghan! That wasn't scary at all. I might even think about going on it again. So where do we get out?? As soon as our elevator starts rising (slowly) everyone had to plug there ears. That was the loudest girly scream i had ever heard!!!! We wont let her forget that one!!!!

 

[Otter49]

This is as direct a quote as I can recall from about 9 months ago and we're still wondering how people like this make it through life at all.

Took the bus from AKL to AK, got off and were walking to the entrance behind a pretty ordinary looking 30'ish couple.

He was explaining to her that "This is Disneyland, I think DisneyWorld is in California.........or somewhere".

How's this even possible?

 

[deltachi8]

Heres the setting...
We're at the M.K. Its getting close to the 3pm parade and the streets/sidewalks are lined with people. We went to Main St. Bakery to get an afternoon snack, my favorite.. Icecream between 2 freshly baked chocolate chip cookies!!hmm... oh, yeah..back to the story..
Because the sidewalks are packed, and there is no parade yet, we are walking back up main st toward the castle. My sister asks me for a bite of my heavenly icecream cookie, and as I have my two hands on it passing it to her walking beside, me a seagull comes up and takes it away!!! Everyone was hysterical!!! They had just seen us coming out of the bakery!

DS (8) had a bird swoope in and steal his chicken nugget from his hand at the Electric Umbrella at Epcot. He was furious and named the bird "Stealer Jr." (as he must have been named after his father who taught him how to steal chicken nuggets from unsuspecting 8 year old children).

When we went back a a few months later, DS decided it was best to eat indoors just in case Stealer Jr was around.

 

[Simba's Mom]

I just remembered another one. I was in the ladies' room on a cold January day. It was pouring outside, besides being cold-just plain miserable weather. This little girl turned to her mother and asked "How come I haven't seen Mickey and Minnie outside today?" Obviously she expected them to be like the US Postal Service-"Neither rain...." Everyone burst out laughing.

 

[Embel]

On our last trip to Disney we parked our silver minivan at the airport & flew down to Florida. When we got there we headed over to Hertz, where they gave us a small flaming red car. We loaded up the bags, installed our car seat & buckled in our 2 yr old. As we were driving out of the parking lot, our 2 yr old piped up from the back seat, "Dad, did you know this is not our car?"

 

[Earstou]

We were on the beginning of POTC, having just entered the caverns with the skeletons when the teenage boy behind me says "Hey Dad, is this just like Peter Pan?"

When I was planning my last trip, my DD said she wanted to spend a day seeing the REAL Florida. So I looked into an airboat ride. When I was telling her about it, she said, "No, I meant going shopping."

 

[daisax]

At next table at Prime Time Cafe:

Waiter: "Hello, Princess!"
Girl: "I'm not a Princess, I'm a Power Ranger!"

God love him, the rest of the meal he kept asking how the Power Ranger liked her food, if the Power Ranger was ready to order dessert, etc.

 

[liamsaunt]

Many moons ago, my sister and I, ages 15 and 17 at the time, went to lunch together at Cinderella's Royal Table (then called King Stefan's banquet hall I think). We were seated next to a family with a boy around our age. They finished their meal first. The parents walked out, but the boy turned around, came back to our table, bowed low with a flourish, and said: "It has been a pleasure dining in such close proximity to you." Then he just walked away! We were speechless. To this day, if one of us says that phrase, we laugh hysterically.

 

[Christopher Robin]

"No, you can NOT have a light saber!"

(Star Tours Gift Shop, 21 SEP 05.)

 

[Ride Junkie]

I think my DH and I are a little too manic about Disney. When we hear someone call something (a ride, show, etc.) by the wrong name, we just look at each other and grin. Like when they call ITTBAB "Bug's Life", or DD "Disney town", or HISTA "Honey I Shrunk the Kids". Or when people have their info totally wrong. Someone tried to tell me that they rode the Matterhorn at WDW. Uh, no you didn't. We even heard someone refer to Cirque du Soleil as "Olay". I guess we're just Disney snobs!

 

[bride03]

On our last trip to Disney we parked our silver minivan at the airport & flew down to Florida. When we got there we headed over to Hertz, where they gave us a small flaming red car. We loaded up the bags, installed our car seat & buckled in our 2 yr old. As we were driving out of the parking lot, our 2 yr old piped up from the back seat, "Dad, did you know this is not our car?"

That's hilarious.

I have one, we were standing in line at Mission Space December of 2003 (on our honeymoon). We stood in line, I kid you not, for 2 1/2 hours. I was ticked. My new husband and I spend just about the whole time casting eachother evil looks because I didn't want to be in line for that long and he just HAD to ride the stupid ride. Each time we snaked along, he said "see, here we are moving along, we should be the next ones. Then we would snake around ANOTHER corner and see the line was even longer. The night before this was a long one. It was New Years and we stayed up and there were all sorts of things going on. One of the stages with the "party" on it had people drinking and saying stupid things in the microphone and some couple even got married. Back to standing in line, finally I decided to have my words with my husband and the couple behind us asks..."Are you the two that got married onstage last night?" I guess they thought we were the drunk ones that got married and we realized our mistake in the Mission Space line!

 

[Family Fun Mom]

At next table at Prime Time Cafe:

Waiter: "Hello, Princess!"
Girl: "I'm not a Princess, I'm a Power Ranger!"

God love him, the rest of the meal he kept asking how the Power Ranger liked her food, if the Power Ranger was ready to order dessert, etc.

How cute is that? Adorable!

 

[WDWNJ]

A few years back we were walking around Typhoon Lagoon and we came up on a family walking the same direction. As we get along side, the young teenage daughter who is trailing her family says "where are we going?" and then imediately blurts out "JUST A QUESTION!" I imagine she has had her head bit off more than once for whining or whatever and just needed to explain that she was truly interested in where they were going next...... We snickered pretty good about it.

To this day whenever we ask a question that doesn't sound quite right, we always yell "Just a question!"

 

[monkeygirl]

Last year in Epcot, my DW and I were eating and drinking our way around the WS during F&WF. I asked her where she wanted to go next and she said "Let's go on the Viking ride in Norwegia". Choking on my 1/2 yard of beer, I asked "Where??" She started to reply, "Norwegia", but then realized what she was saying and corrected it to Norway. She was thinking "Norwegian" and it kind of came out wrong, I guess.

This is the same person that named the presidents on Mt. Rushmore as Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln and George Jefferson! Of course, she corrected herself quickly, but the damage was done! George and Weezy are movin' on up!

Haa haa haa haa!!!!! I love it!! That is something that would come out of my sister's mouth!! Those things just make my day.

 

[Belle Amy]

An older couple sitting behind my fiance and I in the boat...

"Did this ride come out before or after the movie??"

Then later, before we got off the ride...

"I didn't see Captain Jack Sparrow, did you??"

I giggled so hard....