Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[lehnski]

not heard in WDW, but related and funny.... when picking our hotel for our WDW trip this summer, I was showing my boys the hotel choices... my 5yr old sees a photo from ASM of the building with the 3 story Woody and screams "I want to stay in the BIG WOODY hotel"... trying not to laugh too loud, I couldn't resist and told him "so does your father, honey... so does your father"
it has become a favorite story of with the girls at work... now they all ask if I am ready for the "Big Woody hotel"

 

[Disney_Angel]

This isn’t really a comment but it sure was funny. I went in the single rider line for Test Track not too long ago and although I am in my mid-thirties, I must look younger than I thought!

I was in the back row of one of the cars in the outside seat on the right and every turn we made, every bump we hit the lady sitting next to me gave me the “mom arm” – you know – the slap their arm across your chest like they are gonna save you arm? When we went out on the track for the fast part of the ride – she practically had me pinned to my seat! I thought it was hysterical and laughed the whole time. She was a little embarassed but I just told her I have been known to throw the "mom arm" myself! (Although usually on my kid!)

The mom arm.

 

[Disney_Angel]

going on the monorail to the magic kingdom two weeks ago - a woman with two children are sitting opposite me.

the youngest boy - about five or six - smells a funny smell and turns to his mother and says ;' Mummy did you just fart - it smells like one of yours.'

Oh my!

 

[Disney_Angel]

This might be one of those you-had-to-be-there kinda things, but it cracked me up when I heard it. We were on our way back to the front of Epcot at the end of our Segway tour. It was the last tour of the morning, so the park was open and other guests were walking around when I heard this exchange between a little boy and his mom:

Little boy: Mom, why are those people riding those things?
Mom: I dunno, maybe they're lazy.

Priceless

 

[Disney_Angel]

I once overheard this exchange:

Son (pointing at the Guests in the FastPass lane): "Why do all those people get to go in front of us?"

Mom: "Oh, those are all the rich people who paid extra."

(Yes, I gave them a free education about FastPass.)

 

[Disney_Angel]

is Walt Disney World????? We were staying at Disney's Vero Beach resort last summer and some women was expressing her disappointment in Disney World . . . she thought there'd be at least some rides other than the pool slide. My jaw dropped. I composed myself and explained that this is where people come to relax AFTER a visit to WDW. Yeesh!!!!!

She replied that she's from Nebraska and people from Nebraska don't travel to Disney because they have the zoo. Bet there are a few Nebraskans out there who would beg to differ . . . and may I ask what the zoo has to do with not going to WDW???

Think I shared this before, but I also thought it might be worth sharing again.

I just don't know what to say...

Tell her to stay at the zoo so I can have a little more of Disney to myself.

 

[Disney_Angel]

While staying at the All Star Resorts, I was getting some information from the front desk CM and a lady walks up asking which way she needs to go to 'walk' to Epcot. The CM very politely explains to her that is several miles to walk to Epcot and it would be best to take the bus and showed her the bus stop area. She pulls out her map and says that she CHOSE this resort so that they could walk to Epcot and Animal Kingdom because she checked her map and it wasn't that far! The CM again explains that it is a loooonnng walk and the bus would be better. She insisted a friend told her she could WALK to Epcot and that is what she was going to! I stood quietly to the side with aching ribs trying not to laugh out loud. She finally stomped off and said "I'll figure out how to walk there myself!". I wonder if she ever got there.

Shari M.

I think I saw her walking last September

 

[Disney_Angel]

So, finally Mr. hate-to-wait-saved-all-year-this-is-my-vacation" comes sauntering up...not in any hurry at all and gets on the bus!

There was a young couple sitting across from us and the young man gets up as Mr. Vacation is getting on, bows and with a very British accent, tells him that his reserved seating is in the back. The whole bus just busted out laughing!

Gotta give that bus driver credit...I'd have smashed that lady with the door and driven off!

Reserved seating? Must have been those rich people that paid extra!

 

[Disney_Angel]

In 2003 I was working at Disney's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground. As part of my training, I had to be taught how to use a pargo (golf cart) and also learn about the bus stations. My trainer was a nice gentleman from Peru and he had a very thick accent. We were driving around on the pargo and he told me that there were two bus stations, one at the front and one in the back of resort by Pioneer Hall. He told the names of the stations were the "Apples" and the "Salmon" (as he pronounced Sal-oh-mon). ...At least, that's what I thought he said. For months I would tell guests to take a purple, red or yellow bus from the "Apples" depot back to the "Salmon" depot. Finally one day a guest told me, "I don't know where the "Apples" place is you're telling me, but I do know where the "Outpost" and the "Settlement" are."

"Apples" = Outpost
"Salmon" = Settlement


I was so embarassed. Hahaha

 

[DisneyCampers]

Saw a woman in DHS insisting a CM show her where the Jaws ride was. She when the CM said that ride wasn't in that park she pulled out a Universal Studios map to "prove" there was such a ride.

We were in WDW in June waiting for the bus and a women said she was going to DHS to ride jaws. SOmeone told her jaws wasn't there but she insisted that it was and she had ridden it there many years ago.

 

[declansdad]

This was from our last week.

My dw and I were walking into the Coral Reef for an ADR around 5:30. A woman was walking out and told her party that they had no tables available. Another lady in her party stated, "this is Disney, that's crap!".

I guess she never heard of ADRs.

 

[swald91]

We were at Cape May for the character breakfast and this 7ish yo boy kept yyelling" hey squirrel you didn't sign my book" to Chip.

I have only made it through the 1st 5 pages of this thread but this has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!! I can actually hear a child yelling it!!!!

 

[nanceliz]

Just to keep this going because it is so funny
It isn't so much as funny as it was cute---When my oldest son was little, on one of our first trips we made a second walk through fantasyland and he pointed up to IASW and said really excited "Look mommy, it's the Doll's singing I want to go see the Dolls singing"
We still refer to it that way and he is 18 now.

 

[dwheatl]

Can't remember if I posted this here before, and it's actually DL, not WDW, but it's still awful funny:

We were watching the Electrical Parade at DL, and my DD was about 3. She was up in my arms, and she waved, and wanted me to wave, to every character who went buy. Suddenly, as Dumbo and his entourage approach, she pulls down my arm, sticks her face in my face, and says, "DON'T wave to the clowns, Mommy!"

Scary, aren't they?

 

[shakebear]

on wednesday, we were walking around in tomorrowland waiting for our fastpass time for space mountain and i distinctly heard someone say "well, i don't know how much you want to chew on her hair, but it's up to you.." and then the person marched off.

 

[Diznejen1]

Dh and I rode Small World on our vacation this past July.
Just before the boat enters the last room with good-bye in all the different languages the little boy behind us got very excited. He pointed to the top of the doorway where there stood a little boy figure with a lasso in a cowboy hat. The the little boy exclaimed "Look mama, he's from Texas!"
What a cutie!

 

[aidansmommy]

We were in Epcot, passing a shop with hats(one was of daisy) and a teenager turns to one of her friends and says, "oh look, it's girl donald!"

 

[Disney_Angel]

The funniest thing I have ever heard that actually landed me (and half the line) hysterical in tears came from a little boy in the Dinosaur queue. We were in the big room where the big Dinosaur skeleton is, the boy was maybe 5 or 6ish and was facinated by it. The dad was pointing things out to the kid saying, "look at his teeth how big they are, and those are his ribs, etc" Then the boy pipes up LOUDLY and says, "And look at that bone between his legs! That must be his willy and look how big IT is!"

.

I just nearly died of laughter and so did my coworker. !!!

 

[KingdomHearts]

I love your signature "Ludo friend".. I love Labrynth!!!

 

[Disney_Angel]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato.

That is so funny....life stranger then fiction!