Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Buzz Litebeer]

Billy Mumy's character was Anthony Fremont on the episode "It's a Good Life", and yes, if you thought bad thoughts you'd be sent to "the corn field"... except for Dan Hollis of course ...

Sharp-eyed Guests at the Tower of Terror might spot this poster in the lobby:

 

[dwheatl]

Sharp-eyed Guests at the Tower of Terror might spot this poster in the lobby:

I never made the connection. Cool!

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Today at the Magic Kingdom stood at bag check I heard.. "Er.....how do we get in???"

At Epcot a few days ago in the UK a girl said to someone else, "Come on, I want to see Mary Poppins' house!!"

 

[LuvMickey36]

I am just about to roll off the chair laughing so hard!

One of the funniest things I have heard came from my own ds. He was 2yrs. 10mth. @ the time & so not interested in potty training.

We were @ MK & had gotten there @ rope drop. We went straight to Dumbo. The wait was something like 15 min when we got there. They were able to do one cycle then the ride shut down. We all waited about 10-15 min. & then ppl started to leave the line. YEA! We are now @ the front of the line. We decided to stick it out a few more min. in case the maintenance crew got it working. It was up & running in about 5 min. We are then let into the holding area of Dumbo. As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough. I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".

My dh & I still laugh about that. Can't wait to tell that one when he gets older!

 

[Sk8Leigh]

As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough. I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".

My dh & I still laugh about that. Can't wait to tell that one when he gets older!

 

[2poohbears]

Oh, my! Been there, done that!

 

[Diznotyzed]

2-My DD maybe 6 yrs old at the time picks a pearl in Japan, when they open it, it was huge they bang the dong make all the noise and my DD is crying "I don't want a big one." she refused to take it from them. I had to coach her in to taking it. She did not want it, it was too big. We still tease her 8 yrs later.

Okay, this typo made me laugh as much as the story! (highlighting mine)

 

[BoosGram]

I am just about to roll off the chair laughing so hard!

One of the funniest things I have heard came from my own ds. He was 2yrs. 10mth. @ the time & so not interested in potty training.

We were @ MK & had gotten there @ rope drop. We went straight to Dumbo. The wait was something like 15 min when we got there. They were able to do one cycle then the ride shut down. We all waited about 10-15 min. & then ppl started to leave the line. YEA! We are now @ the front of the line. We decided to stick it out a few more min. in case the maintenance crew got it working. It was up & running in about 5 min. We are then let into the holding area of Dumbo. As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough. I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".

My dh & I still laugh about that. Can't wait to tell that one when he gets older!

That is one of the funniest stories I've heard in a long time. Thanks for sharing!

 

[pl'smama]

I am just about to roll off the chair laughing so hard!

One of the funniest things I have heard came from my own ds. He was 2yrs. 10mth. @ the time & so not interested in potty training.

We were @ MK & had gotten there @ rope drop. We went straight to Dumbo. The wait was something like 15 min when we got there. They were able to do one cycle then the ride shut down. We all waited about 10-15 min. & then ppl started to leave the line. YEA! We are now @ the front of the line. We decided to stick it out a few more min. in case the maintenance crew got it working. It was up & running in about 5 min. We are then let into the holding area of Dumbo. As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough. I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".

My dh & I still laugh about that. Can't wait to tell that one when he gets older!

I think I left a deposit in my own pull up after reading this. That is hilarious!!! I can just picture this look on your child's face like, "touch me and die". That was the best laugh I have had in a long time.

Suz

 

[Disney1976]

I am just about to roll off the chair laughing so hard!

One of the funniest things I have heard came from my own ds. He was 2yrs. 10mth. @ the time & so not interested in potty training.

We were @ MK & had gotten there @ rope drop. We went straight to Dumbo. The wait was something like 15 min when we got there. They were able to do one cycle then the ride shut down. We all waited about 10-15 min. & then ppl started to leave the line. YEA! We are now @ the front of the line. We decided to stick it out a few more min. in case the maintenance crew got it working. It was up & running in about 5 min. We are then let into the holding area of Dumbo. As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough. I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".
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Now THAT is the definition of a true Disney fan. Talk about dedication and commitment!

But I bet he wasn't too happy about having to leave the front of the line!

 

[savvy?71]

At Typhoon Lagoon, waiting to grab rafts for the river float--

"Some bloke pinched my float"

The family was more laughing about it; no one was truly mad. But the dialect/wording used from people all over can crack you up!

 

[Disney_Angel]

I think there might have been a thread like this, but we overheard something so funny last weekend I just had to share. While we were in MGM Studios we heard a teen telling anothere teen that they were going to see the " Ozzie Osborne Christmas lights" Now those would be some interesting lights!!!

Sharrroooon!!!

 

[Disney_Angel]

The funniest thing I have heard came out of my mouth . My best friend, DD, and her DD, went to Disney with her sister. We are explaining at breakfast at POR that we have went to Disney together about 4 times. We have stayed in 4 hotels. My best friend says yeah and we got stuck sleeping together at all four. This is due to both DD's being best friends and wanting to sleep together. Well I pipe up and yell not meaning to. hey yeah you've slept with me at more places in Orlando than my hubbie. Needless to say that came out wrong. I was so embrassed and they still pick on me. Less than 7 days and I will be staying in Orlando hubby, best friend, and children in tow. I will actually sleep with hubby. I can't wait.

 

[Disney_Angel]

Its not a comment, but there was an asian woman about 85 yrs old, and her shirt, in huge letters on the front said EAT S%$T!

Se did not speak a word of english, somebody must havetold her itsaid Mickey mouse or something.

 

[Disney_Angel]

In Epcot, there's a british boy about 7 or 8 who's at a urinal with his father. The kid has that adorable children's british accent and says to his father. "Father, it won't come out. I'm too nervous." I'm still laughing about that one.

 

[Disney_Angel]

Two of my favorites:

- A woman approaching the Haunted Mansion with her family "Oh, let's go in the Wax Museum!"

- A woman on a cell phone by the pool at the Poly, in a very loud voice, "Just meet us in front of Pirates of Penzance"

 

[bluejasmine]

All of these stories are too funny. Here are mine.

I'll start with the most recent one.
1-In July I was on the bus with my DS going to MK and a Mother and her Daughter get on. The daughter ask "where are we going" the Mother all excited screams "Disney World"

That reminds me of someone...ME!! I get almost more excited than my kids.. Im almost in tears when I see the WDW signs on I4! Pulling up to our resort is almost torture.. and then.. relief when Im walking down Main St USA! LOL!

Ill be on my honeymoon soon DH to be has NO idea what he is about to deal with a whole other side of me. He knows me as timid and quiet that will change!

 

[Disney_Angel]

I'm not sure if it's the funniest, but maybe the stupidest, and it came out of MY mouth!! Actually, my family thinks it's pretty funny and can't stop teasing me about it. Every trip since, no matter who is with me, they've heard the story and have to see where it happened!
In June, 2002, I was at WDW with just my then-17 year old DS. We had never seen AKL, so decided to go there on our arrival night, to check out the hotel, eat dinner at Mara, and go see some animals. As we were standing outside TRYING to see animals (it was already dark, plus I'm near-sighted and had forgotten my glasses!), I decided to look around at the balconies. I then made the STUPID comment, "Hey, look! Isn't that weird? There are people on every balcony and they are ALL skinny and have little heads!" To which my DS replied, "Mom....those are poles...".

 

[haley123]

Saw a woman in DHS insisting a CM show her where the Jaws ride was. She when the CM said that ride wasn't in that park she pulled out a Universal Studios map to "prove" there was such a ride.

 

[Buzz Litebeer]

- A woman approaching the Haunted Mansion with her family "Oh, let's go in the Wax Museum!"

- A woman on a cell phone by the pool at the Poly, in a very loud voice, "Just meet us in front of Pirates of Penzance"

On a semi-related note, Pirates of the Caribbean (at DLR) was originally supposed to be a Wax Museum.