Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[MikeBW]

Sat down next to a man on RnRC, the lights counted down and we take off.
The man goes "S#!T !!!!!" (dirty word)
When the ride stops, I turn to him and ask,"Was that your first time?"

 

[vicceja]

We were waiting to be seated at San Angel Inn in Epcot and this lady comes running in to see if they have availability and then she says "Will we be able to see the fireworks from here?"

 

[sassyat30]

Sat down next to a man on RnRC, the lights counted down and we take off.
The man goes "S#!T !!!!!" (dirty word)
When the ride stops, I turn to him and ask,"Was that your first time?"

 

[MomofKatie]

Sat down next to a man on RnRC, the lights counted down and we take off.
The man goes "S#!T !!!!!" (dirty word)
When the ride stops, I turn to him and ask,"Was that your first time?"

My macho, unemotional DH shrieked like a lady during takeoff the first time he rode RnR- and we won't let him forget it.

 

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Not at Disney, but related...

I showed a freind at work my picture I took with Captain Jack in September and she says..OMG.. is that Johnny Depp? I looked at her and said with the straightest face possible.. DO you seriously think I'd be standing there that calmly if it WAS? She then giggles and says.. Then it must be a wax figure or something.. I siad.. NO..he's real.. its just not Johnny..(boy did I wish it was though!)

 

[disneyaggie]

Last week while having lunch at DHS's ABC Commissary, I overheard a lady trying to tell someone on her cell phone where she was so they could connect. She kept telling the person on the other end of the telephone, "We are at the ABC Commissionary"!

 

[leanan]

This July while in line for POTC one kid was spraying another with his water fan gadget that is sold all over the parks in summer. The kid getting sprayed complained to his Dad who responded if you have to spray someone spray me. It felt like 100 degrees and 100% humidity that day.

 

[pha1226]

My macho, unemotional DH shrieked like a lady during takeoff the first time he rode RnR- and we won't let him forget it.

That's so funny! My dh, who HATES rides, decided to go on RnR for some reason. He was so mad at me when we got off the ride, claiming I tricked him into it (hello, the word ROLLERCOASTER is in the name!)

 

[MarksMom2006]

This thread is great! I wish I could remember some comments!

 

[BarleyJack]

Overheard last week at Epcot while in line at Mission: Space: "After we get off Space Flight we'll head over to Fast Track and then we can go to the land and ride Flyin'! "

 

[Narnian_Princess]

Overheard last week at Epcot while in line at Mission: Space: "After we get off Space Flight we'll head over to Fast Track and then we can go to the land and ride Flyin'! "

 

[liamsaunt]

This past trip my parents decided they wanted to ride Expedition Everest with DH and me. Needless to say it turned out to be a bad decision. As we were hurtling backwards, I heard my Dad yelling at the top of his lungs: "WHY did I go on this ride!! I'M OOOOOOOOLLD!!!"

That was it for coasters for the rest of the trip!

 

[Narnian_Princess]

This past trip my parents decided they wanted to ride Expedition Everest with DH and me. Needless to say it turned out to be a bad decision. As we were hurtling backwards, I heard my Dad yelling at the top of his lungs: "WHY did I go on this ride!! I'M OOOOOOOOLLD!!!"

That was it for coasters for the rest of the trip!

OMG!! That is so funny!

 

[HdnMickeyGrl]

OMG!! That is so funny!

This past trip my parents decided they wanted to ride Expedition Everest with DH and me. Needless to say it turned out to be a bad decision. As we were hurtling backwards, I heard my Dad yelling at the top of his lungs: "WHY did I go on this ride!! I'M OOOOOOOOLLD!!!"

That was it for coasters for the rest of the trip!

I am actually laughing out loud at that one.

 

[arkansas mom]

We were waiting to be seated at San Angel Inn in Epcot and this lady comes running in to see if they have availability and then she says "Will we be able to see the fireworks from here?"

 

[michy80]

This is hysterical - thanks for this thread! Definitely a nice pick-me-up on a down day. Can't help but laugh at these.

 

[Hedy]

In the Boma restroom, I could hear a mother cajoling her kid “C’mon sweetie, poo for Mickey!”

 

[princesskelz]

idk if i have said this one yet but

It was when POTC dead mans chest was comeing out in the movies and everytime in the POTC ride quene we would yell "OMG JOHNNY DEPP" and on the ride we would be like "omg he waved at me..i love you johnny" were a crazy group!

 

[horseshowmom]

I was at the Pirate and Princess Party last night. When we were on It's a Small World, there was a little girl seated behind us. As our boat crusied through each "world", the little girl chattered away and was really excited.

When we entered the room with the giraffes and passed under the monkeys with their hands joined to form a long link, I heard the little girl (only about 4 or 5) say, in a voice filled with wonder and awe, "Oh, mama, look at the primates!" (Sounded like the kid knew her monkeys! )

 

[SoccerDogWithEars]

Okay, so this one came from my own mouth, and when told to my friends provided a great source of amusement to them.

I was on POTC with my parents during marathon weekend, and since I've been so many times I know the ride like the back of my hand. Anyway, as we approached the small drop, I leaned over to my mom and meaning to be sarcastic said "Wee!" However, at that exact moment we hit the drop and caught me by surprise so it came out more like:
"WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
very loudly and in almost dead silence around me. I was slightly embarassed.